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[fallontonight]

Avengers: Infinity War Cast Sings “The Marvel Bunch”

[the-lanai]

[bifurpawzsfw]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies.

I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated comedies. 

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

And they’re funny, well timed, perfectly delivered sex jokes

[just-shower-thoughts]

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon is a cure.

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[rahowen]

I realized that life is so much better when people don’t know what you’re up to

[pipistrellus]

you know when you really really like someone bc of who THEY are but you also really really REALLY like them bc of what they unlock in YOU, like, they dont CREATE new facets of yourself or whatever but there’s those parts of you that are easier… to access… bc of this person…

like maybe its easier to connect with certain interests you have or talk about certain aspects of yourself or maybe its easier to be serious with that person, or easier to be silly, or easier to be kind to yourself, or whatever, when youre around that person… maybe there’s things you forgot were in there and then youre spending time with someone and its like rummagining around the attic! WOW! THAT’S STILL IN THERE, HUH

[fuks]

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[adonischildsupportcase]

[jam-hearts]

The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous

[aquamirage]

[winterfellis]

[gdrasuk-deactivated20140625]

[dirtylittledamsel]

when my parents introduce me to new people

[adrenaline]

[profeminist]

Source

[sludgebitch]

[quotespile]

“In trying to escape the fatality of memory, he discovered with an immense sadness that pursuing the past inevitably only leads to greater loss.”

— Richard Flanagan, The Narrow Road to the Deep North