Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
xwinger:
āNever tell me the odds.ā āAll right, Iāll give it a try.ā āDo, or do not. There is no try.ā āHey! Save your strength. Thereāll be another time.ā āI love you.ā āI know.ā āWhy, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.ā āWhoās scruffy-looking?ā āI wonāt fail you. Iām not afraid.ā āI canāt. Itās too big.ā āJudge me by my size, do you?ā āThereās something not right here⦠I feel cold. Death.ā āI am wondering, why are you here?ā āIām looking for someone.ā āIām looking for a great warrior.ā āWars not make one great.ā āTheyād be crazy to follow us, wouldnāt they?ā āHey, Iām only trying to help.ā āWould you please stop calling me that?ā āYou make it so difficult sometimes.ā āYou could be a little nicer.ā āCome on, admit it. Sometimes you think Iām all right.ā āScoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.ā āYou like me because Iām a scoundrel. āThere arenāt enough scoundrels in your life.ā āI happen to like nice men.ā āIām nice men.ā āYour weapons, you will not need them.ā āControl, control, you must learn control!ā āAfraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?ā āI can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.ā āIt looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.ā āThatās a good story. I think you just canāt bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.ā āI donāt know where you get your delusions, laser brain.ā āIāll see you in Hell!ā āImpressive. Most impressive.ā āYou have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger.ā āYou said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart.ā āI take it back.ā āYou must unlearn what you have learned.ā āTheyāre getting closer.ā āI think weāre in trouble.ā āWeāre in trouble!ā āI am altering the deal. Pray I donāt alter it any further.ā āItās a trap! Itās a trap!ā āEither shut him up or shut him down!ā āWhy didnāt you tell me?ā āHow ya feeling kid? You donāt look so bad to me.ā āThatās two you owe me junior.ā āYou were lucky to get out of there.ā āIām not really interested in your opinion.ā āYou have learned much, young one.ā āYouāll find Iām full of surprises.ā āDonāt get excited.ā āBeing held by you isnāt quite enough to get me excited.ā āSorry sweetheart. I havenāt got time for anything else.ā āWould it help if I got out and pushed?ā āMight I inquire as to whatās going on?ā ā You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Donāt let yourself be destroyed.ā āYou have failed me for the last time.ā āI had no choice.ā āWeāre going to get pulverized if we stay out here much longer.ā āIām not going to argue with that.ā āSome day youāre gonna be wrong, I just hope Iām there to see it.ā āYou certainly have a way with peopleā¦ā āWe would be honored if you would join us.ā āI donāt know what you are talking about.ā āYouāre great help to us youāre a natural leader.ā āYou have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.ā āI have a bad feeling about thisā¦ā āIt is the future you see.ā āIām terribly sorry about all this.ā āIāll be back.ā āWell, I guess you donāt know everything about women yet.ā āI hope you know what youāre doing.ā āI really donāt see how that is going to help!ā āYou donāt have to do this to impress me.ā āPerhaps you think youāre being treated unfairly?ā āThis deal is getting worse all the time!ā āI feel terrible.ā āItās not my fault.ā āWhat are you doing here?ā āYou look absolutely beautiful.ā āHello, what have we here?ā āThere is no escape. Donāt make me destroy you.ā āYou do not yet realize your importance.ā āIāll never join you!ā āNo. No. Thatās not true. Thatās impossible!ā









