Purveyor of Good Mech Piloting Practices

LUCIFER clone. Call me LUCI, if you must. Voted "2nd most likely to get HA sued" as of this year. Stress is a resource. If you're not in the Danger Zone, what's the point? || Side blog run by @benthicteeth

[reactor-tech-ermine]

previos anon talkin bout DWH got me thinkin, could i traumatise someone just by lookin at the specs of a mech?

-- HA “Worldkiller” Genghis Mk I @ LL6 -- [ LICENSES ] HA Genghis 2, HA Napoleon 1, HA Tokugawa 3 [ CORE BONUSES ] Superior by Design, Heatfall Coolant System [ TALENTS ] Heavy Gunner 3, Demolitionist 3, Nuclear Cavalier 3 [ STATS ] HULL:2 AGI:0 SYS:6 ENGI:0 STRUCTURE:4 HP:15 ARMOR:3 STRESS:4 HEATCAP:10 REPAIR:5 TECH ATK:+4 LIMITED:+0 SPD:3 EVA:6 EDEF:14 SENSE:5 SAVE:13 [ WEAPONS ] Integrated: Fuel Rod Gun MAIN MOUNT: Rocket-Propelled Grenade MAIN MOUNT: Annihilator HEAVY MOUNT: Krakatoa Thermobaric Flamethrower [ SYSTEMS ] Deep Well Heat Sink, Plasma Gauntlet x1, Stasis Bolt, Explosive Vents, Personalizations, Armament Redundancy

Well, waddaya think?

Honestly?

This mech seems very cool. Almost too cool. I'm no engineer, but it seems like so much is invested into heat management for very little actual heat load.

This would be a pleasure to maintain, I suspect such a solidly built reactor would hardly ever need anything more than a preventative maintenance cycle. This is the opposite of a traumatizing build.

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

PUT DISPLACERS ON THE MAIN MOUNTS

[elansinclair]

[lancersafetysigns]

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

@reactor-tech-ermine @mech-pilot-jadegreenwood

[mech-pilot-jadegreenwood]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS, LUCY?

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A CHUCKLE

[lancersafetysigns]

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

@reactor-tech-ermine @mech-pilot-jadegreenwood

[yuriwinged]

whats a little frotting between mech pilots?

[firbolgonmain]

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

STRESS IS A RESOURCE, KEEP FROTTING

[zybilna]

[dragongirlteeth]

The most important part of building a mech in Lancer is giving it a suitably dramatic name. I particularly like names that sound like something a raid boss would say before a big mechanic.

[mech-pilot-jadegreenwood]

Capitalization helps with this as well, see:

GHOST VOICES, AIRBAG, INNOCENCE FADED.

Tell me you wouldn't be afraid if an enkidu with "GHOST VOICES" scrawled on the side in graffiti spraypaint dropped into the battle field titanfall style

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

I ONCE COPILOTED A GENGHIS CALLED "THE FLAMES OF RUIN WILL SHEPHERD ME HOME", GOOD TIMES

[cherry-phoenix]

HOLY SHIT THATS KICK ASS

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

SPECIFICATIONS, FOR THE CURIOUS:

-- HA Genghis @ LL6 -- [ LICENSES ] HA Genghis 3, HA Tokugawa 3 [ CORE BONUSES ] Superior by Design, Stasis Shielding [ TALENTS ] Nuclear Cavalier 3, Ace 3, Vanguard 3 [ STATS ] HULL:2 AGI:2 SYS:0 ENGI:4 STRUCTURE:4 HP:15 ARMOR:3 STRESS:4 HEATCAP:16 REPAIR:5 TECH ATK:-2 LIMITED:+2 SPD:4 EVA:8 EDEF:8 SENSE:5 SAVE:13 [ WEAPONS ] Integrated: Fuel Rod Gun FLEX MOUNT: Annihilator MAIN MOUNT: SUPERHEAVY WEAPON BRACING HEAVY MOUNT: Plasma Thrower [ SYSTEMS ] LUCIFER-Class NHP x4, HAVOK Charges x4, Personalizations, Auto-Cooler

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

[OoC: this is a quirk with how limited systems are noted; that's not 4 Lucifers, that's one Lucifer that has 4 uses.]

[dragongirlteeth]

The most important part of building a mech in Lancer is giving it a suitably dramatic name. I particularly like names that sound like something a raid boss would say before a big mechanic.

[mech-pilot-jadegreenwood]

Capitalization helps with this as well, see:

GHOST VOICES, AIRBAG, INNOCENCE FADED.

Tell me you wouldn't be afraid if an enkidu with "GHOST VOICES" scrawled on the side in graffiti spraypaint dropped into the battle field titanfall style

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

I ONCE COPILOTED A GENGHIS CALLED "THE FLAMES OF RUIN WILL SHEPHERD ME HOME", GOOD TIMES

[cherry-phoenix]

HOLY SHIT THATS KICK ASS

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

SPECIFICATIONS, FOR THE CURIOUS:

-- HA Genghis @ LL6 -- [ LICENSES ] HA Genghis 3, HA Tokugawa 3 [ CORE BONUSES ] Superior by Design, Stasis Shielding [ TALENTS ] Nuclear Cavalier 3, Ace 3, Vanguard 3 [ STATS ] HULL:2 AGI:2 SYS:0 ENGI:4 STRUCTURE:4 HP:15 ARMOR:3 STRESS:4 HEATCAP:16 REPAIR:5 TECH ATK:-2 LIMITED:+2 SPD:4 EVA:8 EDEF:8 SENSE:5 SAVE:13 [ WEAPONS ] Integrated: Fuel Rod Gun FLEX MOUNT: Annihilator MAIN MOUNT: SUPERHEAVY WEAPON BRACING HEAVY MOUNT: Plasma Thrower [ SYSTEMS ] LUCIFER-Class NHP x4, HAVOK Charges x4, Personalizations, Auto-Cooler

[dragongirlteeth]

The most important part of building a mech in Lancer is giving it a suitably dramatic name. I particularly like names that sound like something a raid boss would say before a big mechanic.

[mech-pilot-jadegreenwood]

Capitalization helps with this as well, see:

GHOST VOICES, AIRBAG, INNOCENCE FADED.

Tell me you wouldn't be afraid if an enkidu with "GHOST VOICES" scrawled on the side in graffiti spraypaint dropped into the battle field titanfall style

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

I ONCE COPILOTED A GENGHIS CALLED "THE FLAMES OF RUIN WILL SHEPHERD ME HOME", GOOD TIMES

[charl0ttan]

Fuck marry kill: the Elephant's Foot, The Moon, and the Golden Gate Bridge?

fuck the elephants footttttt you put tge pussy in the coriummmmm 🥵

[zazzedcoffee]

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Remaining time: 17005 days 6 minutes

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[reactor-tech-ermine]

Ok I managed to grab @definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone from the wreckage, gonna try to find the nearest settlement, and hope they're not hostile, but the forest is pretty dense out here and I'm not much of a hiker.

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

well, our options right now are either the fragments of a mercenary corp that just figuratively and literally exploded, one of the communities our commander was going to kill when she turned our entire ship into a missile, or the rebels we've been fighting for months that our commander turned the ship into a missile over so uhhhhhhhh

y'know maybe the giant radioactive thing isn't so bad actually

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

OKAY I GOTTA SAY THAT WAS A BIT MUCH, EVEN FOR ME. @reactor-tech-ermine DID YOU GET OUT?

[reactor-tech-ermine]

Yes, I'm ok!

Something big and scary is here though and i think it traces signals so uh. Can't talk much. I think I have your coords though, I'll see if i can grab your casket.

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

APPRECIATE IT. AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? I PICKED UP SOME BIG FUCKING IRRADIATED THING ON SENSORS. I'VE BEEN NEAR SOME MESSED UP REACTORS IN MY TIME BUT THE READINGS I GOT FROM IT WERE SOMETHING ELSE. ANYWAYS I'M GONNA SHUT UP NOW.

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

OKAY I GOTTA SAY THAT WAS A BIT MUCH, EVEN FOR ME. @reactor-tech-ermine DID YOU GET OUT?

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[apas-95]

sun zi said that. and I think she knows a little bit more about weasels than you do

[reactor-tech-ermine]

I know I haven't been answering many questions recently, but some big stuff is going down at the moment, so I don't have a lot of time.

Jade rolled out in an Enkidu and I heard there was an incident with the auxiliary that joined her squad. I saw the Sherman that she went out in and it's pretty clear what happened.

Handler must have some incredible trust in Jade to send her back out after that.

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

WAS THERE, SHIT WAS FUCKED!

[kazsartcorner]

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[zybilna]

[reactor-tech-ermine]

NO!

STOP PUTTING FOOD PRODUCTS INTO YOUR REACTORS!

"oh but Ermine it'll just get vaporized in the heat it'll be fine!" I hear you thinking.

WRONG!

Your reactors can't fully react non-fuel materials! This means you get mixed-element tar and soot buildup in incredibly delicate outlet manifolds! Not only are these a pain in the ass to clean, because the atoms in the foreign object debris react unpredictably, there's no telling what kind of toxic elements you'll end up with! It's a PPE nightmare!

[definitely-not-a-lucifer-clone]

YOU SHOULD HOWEVER POUR IT IN EMENY REACTORS. AND MAYBE GIVE THE ENKIDU A SIPPY SIP.