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@definitely-not-an-alternate
intro post or somethin idk
New and improved, and also Not In Character because no way J would introduce itself ever
basic stuff
mod is @analog-autistic , they/it
J uses it/they, and he sometimes but only sometimes
They are Jonah’s doppelgänger. Call them J. Also sorry they look White in the banner it looked so weird when I tried to color it in with my 3 colors </3
Their name used to be KC- but since they have a new disguise it’s changed.
more under cut . iguess
*...something is near you. you can hear it breathing. you can hear the static.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah drew the gun from their bag within moments – either to shoot whatever was lurking or himself. whatever proved necessary. he turned on a swivel, looking for any movement. any sign of someone else.
i swear to god – . . .
" relax, its me. "
*Unmistakeably J's voice, as a hand grabbed yours (the one with the gun) and lowered it. Coming from directly behind you.*
" keep your voice down.
you're lost. i am dragging you back home. "
atleasti didnt yelllikethe first time,
he didn't put the gun away, but didn't move to shoot.
imm not lost . iiknow im somewhere inmandela .my phone hardly works buti stole a charger from a gas station - uh- not too far from here i think. ? im fine .
" do you know how to get home?
it doesnt matter, because you're coming with me whether you like it or not, but i'll ask anyway. "
whathappened to you wouldn't care if i died? whhat- whathappened with that?
its . .not tooo farr.. im preertyyy sureee.
he didn't sound great, hardly in his own right mind. difficult to tell if he had even slept for the few days he'd been roaming.
" when was the last time you slept? you look like you're about to collapse. you probably are. "
*...conveniently ignoring that first part.*
it wasn't thatlong ago .ive only beenout here for maybe a day or two at the most. haventi ? ? itcant be longer thanthat .
dontignore my question .you never letme ignoreyours . youulikeemee.
*They hissed, before sighing and crouching down a little to be at eye hight with you.*
" if i admit that i do genuinely kind of like being around you, will you actually listen to me?
'cause if not, i will carry you. i am strong enough. "
mmaayhbbe . . .
. . . hhhow far iis it backto the house from here . iim not toosure i Couldmake it back .
" god youre impossible.
not super far. you ended up going in sort of a loop.
but like i said, i will carry you. or drag you along on the ground if you keep annoying me. "
yousee . iam curious and have halfa mind to keep being annoying overthis .
he tucked the gun back in his bag, clicking the safety on.
idddoontt necessarilywantto get dragged though. thatdoesnt sound great.
" youre annoying about everything.
c'mon. you can probably make it most of the way bsck. follow me. "
*They stand up and slowly start walking. They seem to know exactly where they're going.*
matching theirpace, he trailed closely behind- didn't necessarily want to get lost again. after a few short moments of silence,
howlong was that? iddont remember overhalf of it . over half of where ive been.
" about ten days. but youve made a loop, so we arent far. "
*They glance to the other side of the street and hiss at something. Something hisses back, before you see its shadow retreat.*
oh my god ??
were yyou like, followingme thenwhole time ? ? ? don't youhave bbetter thin g s to focus on ?
" yeah, and youre lucky i did, because if you passed out from exhaustion or hunger or what have you, my colleagues wouldnt've given you a chance.
also yes. i have better things to be doing. "
*...something is near you. you can hear it breathing. you can hear the static.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah drew the gun from their bag within moments – either to shoot whatever was lurking or himself. whatever proved necessary. he turned on a swivel, looking for any movement. any sign of someone else.
i swear to god – . . .
" relax, its me. "
*Unmistakeably J's voice, as a hand grabbed yours (the one with the gun) and lowered it. Coming from directly behind you.*
" keep your voice down.
you're lost. i am dragging you back home. "
atleasti didnt yelllikethe first time,
he didn't put the gun away, but didn't move to shoot.
imm not lost . iiknow im somewhere inmandela .my phone hardly works buti stole a charger from a gas station - uh- not too far from here i think. ? im fine .
" do you know how to get home?
it doesnt matter, because you're coming with me whether you like it or not, but i'll ask anyway. "
whathappened to you wouldn't care if i died? whhat- whathappened with that?
its . .not tooo farr.. im preertyyy sureee.
he didn't sound great, hardly in his own right mind. difficult to tell if he had even slept for the few days he'd been roaming.
" when was the last time you slept? you look like you're about to collapse. you probably are. "
*...conveniently ignoring that first part.*
it wasn't thatlong ago .ive only beenout here for maybe a day or two at the most. haventi ? ? itcant be longer thanthat .
dontignore my question .you never letme ignoreyours . youulikeemee.
*They hissed, before sighing and crouching down a little to be at eye hight with you.*
" if i admit that i do genuinely kind of like being around you, will you actually listen to me?
'cause if not, i will carry you. i am strong enough. "
mmaayhbbe . . .
. . . hhhow far iis it backto the house from here . iim not toosure i Couldmake it back .
" god youre impossible.
not super far. you ended up going in sort of a loop.
but like i said, i will carry you. or drag you along on the ground if you keep annoying me. "
yousee . iam curious and have halfa mind to keep being annoying overthis .
he tucked the gun back in his bag, clicking the safety on.
idddoontt necessarilywantto get dragged though. thatdoesnt sound great.
" youre annoying about everything.
c'mon. you can probably make it most of the way bsck. follow me. "
*They stand up and slowly start walking. They seem to know exactly where they're going.*
matching theirpace, he trailed closely behind- didn't necessarily want to get lost again. after a few short moments of silence,
howlong was that? iddont remember overhalf of it . over half of where ive been.
" about ten days. but youve made a loop, so we arent far. "
*They glance to the other side of the street and hiss at something. Something hisses back, before you see its shadow retreat.*
*...something is near you. you can hear it breathing. you can hear the static.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah drew the gun from their bag within moments – either to shoot whatever was lurking or himself. whatever proved necessary. he turned on a swivel, looking for any movement. any sign of someone else.
i swear to god – . . .
" relax, its me. "
*Unmistakeably J's voice, as a hand grabbed yours (the one with the gun) and lowered it. Coming from directly behind you.*
" keep your voice down.
you're lost. i am dragging you back home. "
atleasti didnt yelllikethe first time,
he didn't put the gun away, but didn't move to shoot.
imm not lost . iiknow im somewhere inmandela .my phone hardly works buti stole a charger from a gas station - uh- not too far from here i think. ? im fine .
" do you know how to get home?
it doesnt matter, because you're coming with me whether you like it or not, but i'll ask anyway. "
whathappened to you wouldn't care if i died? whhat- whathappened with that?
its . .not tooo farr.. im preertyyy sureee.
he didn't sound great, hardly in his own right mind. difficult to tell if he had even slept for the few days he'd been roaming.
" when was the last time you slept? you look like you're about to collapse. you probably are. "
*...conveniently ignoring that first part.*
it wasn't thatlong ago .ive only beenout here for maybe a day or two at the most. haventi ? ? itcant be longer thanthat .
dontignore my question .you never letme ignoreyours . youulikeemee.
*They hissed, before sighing and crouching down a little to be at eye hight with you.*
" if i admit that i do genuinely kind of like being around you, will you actually listen to me?
'cause if not, i will carry you. i am strong enough. "
mmaayhbbe . . .
. . . hhhow far iis it backto the house from here . iim not toosure i Couldmake it back .
" god youre impossible.
not super far. you ended up going in sort of a loop.
but like i said, i will carry you. or drag you along on the ground if you keep annoying me. "
yousee . iam curious and have halfa mind to keep being annoying overthis .
he tucked the gun back in his bag, clicking the safety on.
idddoontt necessarilywantto get dragged though. thatdoesnt sound great.
" youre annoying about everything.
c'mon. you can probably make it most of the way bsck. follow me. "
*They stand up and slowly start walking. They seem to know exactly where they're going.*
*...something is near you. you can hear it breathing. you can hear the static.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah drew the gun from their bag within moments – either to shoot whatever was lurking or himself. whatever proved necessary. he turned on a swivel, looking for any movement. any sign of someone else.
i swear to god – . . .
" relax, its me. "
*Unmistakeably J's voice, as a hand grabbed yours (the one with the gun) and lowered it. Coming from directly behind you.*
" keep your voice down.
you're lost. i am dragging you back home. "
atleasti didnt yelllikethe first time,
he didn't put the gun away, but didn't move to shoot.
imm not lost . iiknow im somewhere inmandela .my phone hardly works buti stole a charger from a gas station - uh- not too far from here i think. ? im fine .
" do you know how to get home?
it doesnt matter, because you're coming with me whether you like it or not, but i'll ask anyway. "
whathappened to you wouldn't care if i died? whhat- whathappened with that?
its . .not tooo farr.. im preertyyy sureee.
he didn't sound great, hardly in his own right mind. difficult to tell if he had even slept for the few days he'd been roaming.
" when was the last time you slept? you look like you're about to collapse. you probably are. "
*...conveniently ignoring that first part.*
it wasn't thatlong ago .ive only beenout here for maybe a day or two at the most. haventi ? ? itcant be longer thanthat .
dontignore my question .you never letme ignoreyours . youulikeemee.
*They hissed, before sighing and crouching down a little to be at eye hight with you.*
" if i admit that i do genuinely kind of like being around you, will you actually listen to me?
'cause if not, i will carry you. i am strong enough. "
mmaayhbbe . . .
. . . hhhow far iis it backto the house from here . iim not toosure i Couldmake it back .
" god youre impossible.
not super far. you ended up going in sort of a loop.
but like i said, i will carry you. or drag you along on the ground if you keep annoying me. "
*...something is near you. you can hear it breathing. you can hear the static.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah drew the gun from their bag within moments – either to shoot whatever was lurking or himself. whatever proved necessary. he turned on a swivel, looking for any movement. any sign of someone else.
i swear to god – . . .
" relax, its me. "
*Unmistakeably J's voice, as a hand grabbed yours (the one with the gun) and lowered it. Coming from directly behind you.*
" keep your voice down.
you're lost. i am dragging you back home. "
atleasti didnt yelllikethe first time,
he didn't put the gun away, but didn't move to shoot.
imm not lost . iiknow im somewhere inmandela .my phone hardly works buti stole a charger from a gas station - uh- not too far from here i think. ? im fine .
" do you know how to get home?
it doesnt matter, because you're coming with me whether you like it or not, but i'll ask anyway. "
whathappened to you wouldn't care if i died? whhat- whathappened with that?
its . .not tooo farr.. im preertyyy sureee.
he didn't sound great, hardly in his own right mind. difficult to tell if he had even slept for the few days he'd been roaming.
" when was the last time you slept? you look like you're about to collapse. you probably are. "
*...conveniently ignoring that first part.*
it wasn't thatlong ago .ive only beenout here for maybe a day or two at the most. haventi ? ? itcant be longer thanthat .
dontignore my question .you never letme ignoreyours . youulikeemee.
*They hissed, before sighing and crouching down a little to be at eye hight with you.*
" if i admit that i do genuinely kind of like being around you, will you actually listen to me?
'cause if not, i will carry you. i am strong enough. "
*...something is near you. you can hear it breathing. you can hear the static.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah drew the gun from their bag within moments – either to shoot whatever was lurking or himself. whatever proved necessary. he turned on a swivel, looking for any movement. any sign of someone else.
i swear to god – . . .
" relax, its me. "
*Unmistakeably J's voice, as a hand grabbed yours (the one with the gun) and lowered it. Coming from directly behind you.*
" keep your voice down.
you're lost. i am dragging you back home. "
atleasti didnt yelllikethe first time,
he didn't put the gun away, but didn't move to shoot.
imm not lost . iiknow im somewhere inmandela .my phone hardly works buti stole a charger from a gas station - uh- not too far from here i think. ? im fine .
" do you know how to get home?
it doesnt matter, because you're coming with me whether you like it or not, but i'll ask anyway. "
whathappened to you wouldn't care if i died? whhat- whathappened with that?
its . .not tooo farr.. im preertyyy sureee.
he didn't sound great, hardly in his own right mind. difficult to tell if he had even slept for the few days he'd been roaming.
" when was the last time you slept? you look like you're about to collapse. you probably are. "
*...conveniently ignoring that first part.*
*...something is near you. you can hear it breathing. you can hear the static.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah drew the gun from their bag within moments – either to shoot whatever was lurking or himself. whatever proved necessary. he turned on a swivel, looking for any movement. any sign of someone else.
i swear to god – . . .
" relax, its me. "
*Unmistakeably J's voice, as a hand grabbed yours (the one with the gun) and lowered it. Coming from directly behind you.*
" keep your voice down.
you're lost. i am dragging you back home. "
atleasti didnt yelllikethe first time,
he didn't put the gun away, but didn't move to shoot.
imm not lost . iiknow im somewhere inmandela .my phone hardly works buti stole a charger from a gas station - uh- not too far from here i think. ? im fine .
" do you know how to get home?
it doesnt matter, because you're coming with me whether you like it or not, but i'll ask anyway. "
*...something is near you. you can hear it breathing. you can hear the static.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah drew the gun from their bag within moments – either to shoot whatever was lurking or himself. whatever proved necessary. he turned on a swivel, looking for any movement. any sign of someone else.
i swear to god – . . .
" relax, its me. "
*Unmistakeably J's voice, as a hand grabbed yours (the one with the gun) and lowered it. Coming from directly behind you.*
" keep your voice down.
you're lost. i am dragging you back home. "
*...youre being followed. you can feel its eyes on you.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah walked along the road, sticking closer to the grass lining the street. they shuddered at the familiar feeling of eyes on him, glancing around.
j? right ?
god, he hoped it was j. wasn't sure if he could handle anyone else aroundhim.
" ...m'yeah. "
*It was behind you. Like, right behind you. It hadnt been before, but somehow it was now.*
" keep your voice down. "
they flinched harder than they would've liked to . . worse than they had around j for a while. he nodded after a second, fixing his volume,
mmy bbad. i ddidnt think younwere that close.
" ...mhm.
youve been acting odd. "
ive beenfeeling odd.
they didn't stop walking, glancing at the road to make sure there still weren't any cars. juust in case.
i haventleft the housein a bit. im reallyhoping thatswhat it is. i dont,like, want to die. i think. i doubt itsm.a.d. . there's just- something wrong. i canttell what.
" ...you know theres multiple ways m.a.d. can manifest, right?
youve been completely isolating yourself, i doubt youre eating well, and I'm the only 'person' youve had a conversation with for almost two years now. "
yeesh. can't believe itsalmost been twoyears since i spoke to an actual person.
its not like theres anything else to do – anyone elseto talk to. at least i knowyou're a,n alternate. i wouldntbeable to tell if anyone else was. like adam.
" youre ignoring my first point.
and no. you couldnt tell, clearly. "
yeah, i am. becausei don't have it again.
why are we being quiet,anyways?theres nobody ever out on the roads. i dontthink ive seenanyalternates out in theopen like this either, indisguise or not.
" i know signifigantly more about this than you do.
there are. you just cant see them. like how you didnt notice me until i said something. "
oohh. goodto know. unnervingto Think about, but definitelyGoodto know.
did you?changeyour mind? didyouwant a sodaorsomething ? ? whydidyou follow,me anyways ? just because ?
" im following you because you can't tell when you're in danger. as recently discussed. "
*They glance off to the side, across the street, and hiss(?) at something on the other side. You see a sillhouette you didnt notice retreat back behind a house.*
they shuddered at the sight of the retreating figure. not a fan. not a fan at all. whaaatever. notsomething he wantedto think about.
youree myyy friendd. youu likeee meee. you wouldn't be followingme if you diiiiddnntttr,,
" shut up, kid. "
*It punched you in the shoulder playfully.*
" keep annoying me and i'll stop following you. see what happens then. "
*...youre being followed. you can feel its eyes on you.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah walked along the road, sticking closer to the grass lining the street. they shuddered at the familiar feeling of eyes on him, glancing around.
j? right ?
god, he hoped it was j. wasn't sure if he could handle anyone else aroundhim.
" ...m'yeah. "
*It was behind you. Like, right behind you. It hadnt been before, but somehow it was now.*
" keep your voice down. "
they flinched harder than they would've liked to . . worse than they had around j for a while. he nodded after a second, fixing his volume,
mmy bbad. i ddidnt think younwere that close.
" ...mhm.
youve been acting odd. "
ive beenfeeling odd.
they didn't stop walking, glancing at the road to make sure there still weren't any cars. juust in case.
i haventleft the housein a bit. im reallyhoping thatswhat it is. i dont,like, want to die. i think. i doubt itsm.a.d. . there's just- something wrong. i canttell what.
" ...you know theres multiple ways m.a.d. can manifest, right?
youve been completely isolating yourself, i doubt youre eating well, and I'm the only 'person' youve had a conversation with for almost two years now. "
yeesh. can't believe itsalmost been twoyears since i spoke to an actual person.
its not like theres anything else to do – anyone elseto talk to. at least i knowyou're a,n alternate. i wouldntbeable to tell if anyone else was. like adam.
" youre ignoring my first point.
and no. you couldnt tell, clearly. "
yeah, i am. becausei don't have it again.
why are we being quiet,anyways?theres nobody ever out on the roads. i dontthink ive seenanyalternates out in theopen like this either, indisguise or not.
" i know signifigantly more about this than you do.
there are. you just cant see them. like how you didnt notice me until i said something. "
oohh. goodto know. unnervingto Think about, but definitelyGoodto know.
did you?changeyour mind? didyouwant a sodaorsomething ? ? whydidyou follow,me anyways ? just because ?
" im following you because you can't tell when you're in danger. as recently discussed. "
*They glance off to the side, across the street, and hiss(?) at something on the other side. You see a sillhouette you didnt notice retreat back behind a house.*
*...youre being followed. you can feel its eyes on you.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah walked along the road, sticking closer to the grass lining the street. they shuddered at the familiar feeling of eyes on him, glancing around.
j? right ?
god, he hoped it was j. wasn't sure if he could handle anyone else aroundhim.
" ...m'yeah. "
*It was behind you. Like, right behind you. It hadnt been before, but somehow it was now.*
" keep your voice down. "
they flinched harder than they would've liked to . . worse than they had around j for a while. he nodded after a second, fixing his volume,
mmy bbad. i ddidnt think younwere that close.
" ...mhm.
youve been acting odd. "
ive beenfeeling odd.
they didn't stop walking, glancing at the road to make sure there still weren't any cars. juust in case.
i haventleft the housein a bit. im reallyhoping thatswhat it is. i dont,like, want to die. i think. i doubt itsm.a.d. . there's just- something wrong. i canttell what.
" ...you know theres multiple ways m.a.d. can manifest, right?
youve been completely isolating yourself, i doubt youre eating well, and I'm the only 'person' youve had a conversation with for almost two years now. "
yeesh. can't believe itsalmost been twoyears since i spoke to an actual person.
its not like theres anything else to do – anyone elseto talk to. at least i knowyou're a,n alternate. i wouldntbeable to tell if anyone else was. like adam.
" youre ignoring my first point.
and no. you couldnt tell, clearly. "
yeah, i am. becausei don't have it again.
why are we being quiet,anyways?theres nobody ever out on the roads. i dontthink ive seenanyalternates out in theopen like this either, indisguise or not.
" i know signifigantly more about this than you do.
there are. you just cant see them. like how you didnt notice me until i said something. "
*...youre being followed. you can feel its eyes on you.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah walked along the road, sticking closer to the grass lining the street. they shuddered at the familiar feeling of eyes on him, glancing around.
j? right ?
god, he hoped it was j. wasn't sure if he could handle anyone else aroundhim.
" ...m'yeah. "
*It was behind you. Like, right behind you. It hadnt been before, but somehow it was now.*
" keep your voice down. "
they flinched harder than they would've liked to . . worse than they had around j for a while. he nodded after a second, fixing his volume,
mmy bbad. i ddidnt think younwere that close.
" ...mhm.
youve been acting odd. "
ive beenfeeling odd.
they didn't stop walking, glancing at the road to make sure there still weren't any cars. juust in case.
i haventleft the housein a bit. im reallyhoping thatswhat it is. i dont,like, want to die. i think. i doubt itsm.a.d. . there's just- something wrong. i canttell what.
" ...you know theres multiple ways m.a.d. can manifest, right?
youve been completely isolating yourself, i doubt youre eating well, and I'm the only 'person' youve had a conversation with for almost two years now. "
yeesh. can't believe itsalmost been twoyears since i spoke to an actual person.
its not like theres anything else to do – anyone elseto talk to. at least i knowyou're a,n alternate. i wouldntbeable to tell if anyone else was. like adam.
" youre ignoring my first point.
and no. you couldnt tell, clearly. "
*...youre being followed. you can feel its eyes on you.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah walked along the road, sticking closer to the grass lining the street. they shuddered at the familiar feeling of eyes on him, glancing around.
j? right ?
god, he hoped it was j. wasn't sure if he could handle anyone else aroundhim.
" ...m'yeah. "
*It was behind you. Like, right behind you. It hadnt been before, but somehow it was now.*
" keep your voice down. "
they flinched harder than they would've liked to . . worse than they had around j for a while. he nodded after a second, fixing his volume,
mmy bbad. i ddidnt think younwere that close.
" ...mhm.
youve been acting odd. "
ive beenfeeling odd.
they didn't stop walking, glancing at the road to make sure there still weren't any cars. juust in case.
i haventleft the housein a bit. im reallyhoping thatswhat it is. i dont,like, want to die. i think. i doubt itsm.a.d. . there's just- something wrong. i canttell what.
" ...you know theres multiple ways m.a.d. can manifest, right?
youve been completely isolating yourself, i doubt youre eating well, and I'm the only 'person' youve had a conversation with for almost two years now. "
*...youre being followed. you can feel its eyes on you.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah walked along the road, sticking closer to the grass lining the street. they shuddered at the familiar feeling of eyes on him, glancing around.
j? right ?
god, he hoped it was j. wasn't sure if he could handle anyone else aroundhim.
" ...m'yeah. "
*It was behind you. Like, right behind you. It hadnt been before, but somehow it was now.*
" keep your voice down. "
they flinched harder than they would've liked to . . worse than they had around j for a while. he nodded after a second, fixing his volume,
mmy bbad. i ddidnt think younwere that close.
" ...mhm.
youve been acting odd. "
*...youre being followed. you can feel its eyes on you.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
jonah walked along the road, sticking closer to the grass lining the street. they shuddered at the familiar feeling of eyes on him, glancing around.
j? right ?
god, he hoped it was j. wasn't sure if he could handle anyone else aroundhim.
" ...m'yeah. "
*It was behind you. Like, right behind you. It hadnt been before, but somehow it was now.*
" keep your voice down. "
*You can hear J in the other room. Its humming something.
If you were to go into the room, you'd see them peeking out the window, at a stray cat on the street.*
@definitely-not-an-alternate
he really didn't want to say bye. just in case. . . buuuut it'd probably follow him either way. he shouldered the door open, bag in hand.
hheeeyyy, im gonna ?try and. find. a new car maybe. the other ones shot. i need to geet out ofthis house .
doyou ? want anything while im out ,
" Nnnno. Why, what happened? "
*It tilted its head.*
" Cops find you or something?
...you have been acting a little strange. "
idont know. something mightvefollowed me from wheni went to mandela. i swear on everything that theres something wrong,
his hand wrapped around the bag just a tad tighter.
ijust need to be outside i think. ineed fresh air or something.
" ...Mhm. "
*Despite the fact that it didnt have eyes, it was giving you a very odd look.*
dont givementhat look. i jjust need to getOut for a while. Are you Sure you dont want anything ? i can findsome new sodas ifyouWant.
" ..Yyyeah. 'm sure. "
