the noise in my head

random rants about fandoms and other stuff

[gnostick-deactivated20210607]

hope iʼm not just a blog to you but a problematic bisexual too

[thedarkesthistories]

[sargent-major-jane]

i'm crying he's so normal he has no idea there's a mafia bird cult torture facility in west virginia

[definitely-not-leda]

ngl labubus kinda remind me of wiggly

[falafels]

pt. 86!! <pt.85 pt.87>

EDIT I FUCKED UP THE TEXTS “it’s for the occasion” IS SUPPOSED TO BE FROM KEVIN NOT WYMACK

happy father’s day!! saw my dad for the first time in several months and found out he has been lifetime banned from the vermeer museum for stealing and that now he has at least 12 more one-sided delusion beefs.

anyway this is the beginning (and possibly the end i haven’t decided) of me pressing my nathan wesninski agenda. the worst most garbage man ever and he is a diva. to me

tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @aftg-bs @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @dragonslayer26806 @malepresentingleg @lesbiansforkevinday

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos

[froggisarethebest]

no but imagine being the Palmetto State track team coach and learning about this kid who can run a mile in four minutes and so you go and check it out but surprise surprise the exy coach from the shit exy team has him already so you try to negotiate for the player because he might be the fastest kid you’ve ever seen but the exy coach keeps saying no and no and so you watch this kid that can RUN THE MILE IN FOUR MINUTES become the fastest exy player in history and you’re sobbing falling to your knees because you could’ve had him in the track team winning you gold medals in the olympics but instead you just stare from your campus office as this redhead short exy obsessed kid runs laps around the entire uni campus for hours on end without getting tired and just wishes all hell on exy

[minyard-05]

love that andrew minyard has been in multiple life-threatening scenarios and yet i thoroughly believe that the only time his life has ever flashed before his eyes was when neil said "why does roland think you're tying me up"

[tomlinvans]

Just watched Adults and ngl anton and paul baker kind of helped mend my broken buddie heart a little bit, hope we’ll get another season. It was really funny as well

[justsomeguycore]

like on the one hand if adults got popular i think people would hate issa due to her personality and also “getting in the way” of anton and paul baker but i just want to state for the record that i love issa. crazy girls who want to be good people in an activism sense because they know that interpersonally they can be selfish and inconsiderate without meaning to be are so beautiful to me. and crucially when that mean little girl tells paul baker that being nice isn’t a personality but the absence of one, that totally highlights why paul baker and issa are together! he is a nice guy who wants to do what everyone else wants, and she is a headstrong woman who wants everyone to do what she wants but not because she’s always right just because she’s the only one coming up with ideas, and it’s why they’re good for each other but also why they’re bad for each other. he needs someone who thinks about his feelings before their own and forces him to have opinions and make choices, and she needs someone who will speak up for themselves when she doesn’t consider their point of view but who also respects that she is the way she is and is not going to tone herself down for them. and that person for both of themmmmm could be anton……………

[dreamed-a-dream89]

summertime sadness cure

[amity36]

Also…not mad at Paul falling for Anton and vice versa. They have that chemistry more that’s very undeniable. Not saying Issa and Paul weren’t cute but Anton just brought the brightness out of him constantly and got to know him on a deeper level. Next season is gonna be so messy lol.

[love-my-way]

That feeling when your girlfriend in a wedding dress tells you to kiss her friend who you just married, platonically, but then said kiss reveals potentially romantic feelings for your “platonic” husband aka your and your girlfriends friend…

[captain-cheeseboi]

GO WATCH ADULTS ON HULU/DISNEY+

[strandnreyes]

haven’t watched a show that made me laugh like this in so long plz go watch adults on fx/hulu

[monroemary]

Link to original tweet

[sunmoonyandstars]

"what's your favorite movie"

THE THIS SONG MUSIC VIDEO.