Rich Bitch 💸

Upper East Side’s resident bad boy. Bi. 18+ only on NSFW posts please.

[im-not-here-2021]

Who brought the Sasquatch?

Isn’t that Carter Baizen?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

@definitelyprincechampagne

you look good with a bit of stubble

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Mm why thank you sweetcheeks ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Hey, Carter! It's been awhile-I hope you're doing well

Hi Hal! It has, I’ve been so busy lately but I’m doing well. I hope you are too!

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Oh my gosh babygirl I love it! I hope you’re doing well!

[moosesorokin]

HBC Song Week

Well, well, well, it is song week friends and here is the complete collection for Seb’s characters including each character’s guilty pleasures

Hal Carter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6rPC7yKdmbnEO7rki0Qqzu?si=T64_zuo-SmCa7LDPjKnIWw

@definitelyhalcarter

Carter Baizen: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1bCSXqoDPpJ3P3uWdld48D?si=d12hPJtUTt-NObm8wAJtBw

@definitelycarterbaizen

Chris Beck: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3LMqaCUCH3Z07F4qHmElwS?si=sQXW7VW3SguwbOkZWKI-Zw

@definitelychrisbeck

Destroyer!Chris: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6gOBfoBXocIHkxts9d1i03?si=V2js9ttcREyhoQdb2FRVow

Blaine: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7LlYS7L9NHUrYrzeAEmXer?si=UStbwWCZSzepCsgHsSrTNA

Lance Tucker: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/380z5b6R9v6bNh2wooqpFn?si=OoJSf1XSShelO2AQxP8sXw

@definitelylancetucker

Bucky Barnes: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6AkPZ9ZYbmZULdLYp7pR8U?si=wTjanLAGTm-qbGJ05B9bqg

@definitelybuckybarnes

Jack Benjamin:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0StKRDoe8J6u7kNAOSY5qU?si=O6oSMig1QJaa_6tTEsNclw

@definitelyjackbenjamin

Chase Collins: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4qQ7fJyr56MZzRXvvjJQ0z?si=wv3jMMCzRBei9uZWSIkFLg

@definitelychasecollins

TJ Hammond: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0pWz2Z4Ma4sOibTHEqQMUm?si=XOrZ2a9vR0yzQCxv7E8mHg

@definitelytjhammond

Jefferson: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5PW1fVp5OVDhhr2l4Y8Q9c?si=P1Xlfe7YQBm0B9keeF_Vmw

@definitelyjefferson

Charles Blackwood: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3snk10QwRKIZ7HxJjUhaQC?si=-Puw-4zrTG-rK3CnQsohxw

@definitelycharlesblackwood

Clay Appuzzo: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2YEn52CMuXEQgHT6KfgOMV?si=q4fV4cd1QfGDYvUvJb

Keep reading

[definitelycarterbaizen]

My playlist is sooo spot on and it will definitely be playing 24/7! Thank you darlin! 

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Hey, there Carter! How're you doin'?

Hey Hal! I’m doing well. How’re you?

[klaw]

how is “””pretty boy””” supposed to be an insult i’m the prettiest goddamn boy in town

[absolutelyhalcarter]

@definitelycarterbaizen

[definitelycarterbaizen]

😘😘😘

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Hal!!!! Hellooo!!!💛 How are you? Everything good with Carter? How is the countryside? I've missed you!!! -P.

Hi there! I’m doing pretty well, loving the country as always :) It’s been a bit since I’ve talked to Carter… Hey, @definitelycarterbaizen! How’re you doin’, pretty boy? 

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Hi there Country! Sorry I’ve been MIA but I’m doing ok. How’re you?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

I’m doin’ pretty well, even better now that I’m talkin’ to you ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Well I’m glad I can make it better ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Hal!!!! Hellooo!!!💛 How are you? Everything good with Carter? How is the countryside? I've missed you!!! -P.

Hi there! I’m doing pretty well, loving the country as always :) It’s been a bit since I’ve talked to Carter… Hey, @definitelycarterbaizen! How’re you doin’, pretty boy? 

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Hi there Country! Sorry I’ve been MIA but I’m doing ok. How’re you?

[definitelycarterbaizen]

This is perfect and you are amazing!!

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Hey, there, pretty boy, how're you doin'?

Hey there Country, I’m doing good. How’re you?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

I’m always better when I talk to you ;) 

[definitelycarterbaizen]

The feeling is mutual darlin

[absolutelyhalcarter]

I’m glad it’s mutual ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Oh, I bet we have more things in common...

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Hey, there, pretty boy, how're you doin'?

Hey there Country, I’m doing good. How’re you?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

I’m always better when I talk to you ;) 

[definitelycarterbaizen]

The feeling is mutual darlin

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Hey, there, pretty boy, how're you doin'?

Hey there Country, I’m doing good. How’re you?

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Well this is adorable! Thank you!!!

[angelface1991]

🌹 luxury asks. 🌹

bubble bath: do you have any routines before bedtime? like skin care, etc. what are they?

champagne: what topic could you talk about for hours?

crushed velvet: have you ever used your charm to get something you want?

diamonds: how do you feel about excessively spending money?

faux fur: describe your wardrobe.

glitter: describe someone special to you.

gold: describe what you would call the most perfect meal.

jazz: name a song that resonates with you and your emotions. explain the reason why.

lace: what is something in your life completely different from last year?

lingerie: do you consider yourself a promiscuous person?

lipstick: do you enjoy talking to strangers?

pearls: what’s something about your personality that surprises others?

penthouse: what would you consider your dream home? describe it.

perfume: if you could make your own signature fragrance, what would it smell like?

robe: how do you prepare for an evening alone with a loved one/date?

roses: If it had to be winter, autumn, spring or summer for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

satin: what is your most favorite article of clothing?

sheet mask: what’s your favorite lazy activity?

silk: do you have more inner or outer beauty?

silver: do you have any obscure hobbies? what are they?

sparkling water: what are your top three songs for the summer?

wine: what kind of drunk are you (happy/affectionate, angry, sad, fun/wild)? if you don’t drink, what kind do you think you WOULD be?

[sweetboybucky]

Yeah hi this looks so fun??? And I am very bored. Talk to me, loves! 💗

[definitelycarterbaizen]

You and Hal should make out!

@definitelyhalcarter what do you think Country? Should we?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

I think we should, pretty boy ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Gotta give the people what they want ;)

Pucker up buttercup

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Not bad for a city boy ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

You’re not too terrible yourself, for a country boy ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Us country boys get plenty of practice rolling in the hay ;) ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

That sounds like an amazing time, especially with you

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Why don’t you come find out?

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Yes please, teach me everything you know

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Well, we’ve got the making out bit down, now we just gotta get lower ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Oh really now? Well, I’m very good at getting low ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Show me what ya got, pretty boy ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*starts kissing down your chest* You sure about this Country? You ready for this?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

If you’re ready, I’m ready. *starts running my hand through your hair*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

I’m ready baby. *slowly pulls down your pants and boxers* Well god damn Hal, where’ve you been hiding this??

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*smirks* I wouldn’t say hiding, just waiting ;) Now, are you gonna just talk the talk?

[definitelycarterbaizen]

No sir *strokes your cock and sucks the tip into my mouth*

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Mmmm, sweetheart, I like that *my fingers start brushing your hair*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*takes your cock further into my mouth, rolling my tongue around the shaft, moaning*

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*moans* Oh, fuck, Carter, where’ve you been hiding that skill? 

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*releases your cock with a pop and winks* I wouldn’t say hiding, just waiting ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*laughs* I guess I set myself up for that one! *leans down to kiss your lips*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*kisses you back and slowly strokes your cock*

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*moans and kisses deeper, placing my hands on your cheeks* *whispers* you’re so good at this, sweetheart *places my hands on your chest to push you back a little* now it’s my turn *pulls down your pants and grabs your cock*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*moans* oh fuck Hal… please

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*kisses the tip, then licks the shaft*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*tangles my fingers in your curls* Mmm, babydoll, feels so good

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*I smirk, then take your cock into my mouth and sucks*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*I buck my hips and hiss* fuck Hal, baby, feels amazing

[definitelycarterbaizen]

You and Hal should make out!

@definitelyhalcarter what do you think Country? Should we?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

I think we should, pretty boy ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Gotta give the people what they want ;)

Pucker up buttercup

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Not bad for a city boy ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

You’re not too terrible yourself, for a country boy ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Us country boys get plenty of practice rolling in the hay ;) ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

That sounds like an amazing time, especially with you

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Why don’t you come find out?

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Yes please, teach me everything you know

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Well, we’ve got the making out bit down, now we just gotta get lower ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Oh really now? Well, I’m very good at getting low ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Show me what ya got, pretty boy ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*starts kissing down your chest* You sure about this Country? You ready for this?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

If you’re ready, I’m ready. *starts running my hand through your hair*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

I’m ready baby. *slowly pulls down your pants and boxers* Well god damn Hal, where’ve you been hiding this??

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*smirks* I wouldn’t say hiding, just waiting ;) Now, are you gonna just talk the talk?

[definitelycarterbaizen]

No sir *strokes your cock and sucks the tip into my mouth*

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Mmmm, sweetheart, I like that *my fingers start brushing your hair*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*takes your cock further into my mouth, rolling my tongue around the shaft, moaning*

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*moans* Oh, fuck, Carter, where’ve you been hiding that skill? 

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*releases your cock with a pop and winks* I wouldn’t say hiding, just waiting ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*laughs* I guess I set myself up for that one! *leans down to kiss your lips*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*kisses you back and slowly strokes your cock*

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*moans and kisses deeper, placing my hands on your cheeks* *whispers* you’re so good at this, sweetheart *places my hands on your chest to push you back a little* now it’s my turn *pulls down your pants and grabs your cock*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*moans* oh fuck Hal… please

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*kisses the tip, then licks the shaft*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*tangles my fingers in your curls* Mmm, babydoll, feels so good

[definitelycarterbaizen]

You and Hal should make out!

@definitelyhalcarter what do you think Country? Should we?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

I think we should, pretty boy ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Gotta give the people what they want ;)

Pucker up buttercup

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Not bad for a city boy ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

You’re not too terrible yourself, for a country boy ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Us country boys get plenty of practice rolling in the hay ;) ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

That sounds like an amazing time, especially with you

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Why don’t you come find out?

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Yes please, teach me everything you know

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Well, we’ve got the making out bit down, now we just gotta get lower ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

Oh really now? Well, I’m very good at getting low ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Show me what ya got, pretty boy ;)

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*starts kissing down your chest* You sure about this Country? You ready for this?

[absolutelyhalcarter]

If you’re ready, I’m ready. *starts running my hand through your hair*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

I’m ready baby. *slowly pulls down your pants and boxers* Well god damn Hal, where’ve you been hiding this??

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*smirks* I wouldn’t say hiding, just waiting ;) Now, are you gonna just talk the talk?

[definitelycarterbaizen]

No sir *strokes your cock and sucks the tip into my mouth*

[absolutelyhalcarter]

Mmmm, sweetheart, I like that *my fingers start brushing your hair*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*takes your cock further into my mouth, rolling my tongue around the shaft, moaning*

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*moans* Oh, fuck, Carter, where’ve you been hiding that skill? 

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*releases your cock with a pop and winks* I wouldn’t say hiding, just waiting ;)

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*laughs* I guess I set myself up for that one! *leans down to kiss your lips*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*kisses you back and slowly strokes your cock*

[absolutelyhalcarter]

*moans and kisses deeper, placing my hands on your cheeks* *whispers* you’re so good at this, sweetheart *places my hands on your chest to push you back a little* now it’s my turn *pulls down your pants and grabs your cock*

[definitelycarterbaizen]

*moans* oh fuck Hal... please