Leaked Straight From Site ██

Rare quotes salvaged from the SCP Foundation. Take my word for it, they definitely said these.

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Kondraki: Your insolence goes too far!

Clef: Wrong! It can go a lot further!

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Can we get some scp 106 x 096 quotes please?

i’ll try! since i don’t personally ship it i might not but if i find anything that fits i’ll post it :)

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Bright: Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.

Clef: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

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day is breaking in my city

photo via my friend, i am sadly not there to witness it as i am currently in the middle of the woods

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it is YELLOW outside now. there is just so much smoke. i bet if i took one (1) step outside and inhaled i would die.

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Bright: Houston, we have a problem.

Kondraki: Where are you?

Bright: Houston. That’s the problem. I don’t know how I got here.

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SCP 049: I really want to kiss you.

SCP 035: What?

SCP 049: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

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Kondraki: Alright Clef, your word is-

Clef: Clef, K - L - E - F. Clef.

Kondraki: No, that’s not your word, that’s your name.

Kondraki: And you misspelled it.

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Due to personal reasons, I need a hug.

-D 9341

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Clef: It says ‘No Trespassing’ but I’m allergic to the rules.

Kondraki: And dairy.

Clef: Wow. Okay. Just expose me.

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D 9341: I walk this lonely road. In my bag, I have a giant toad.

D 9341: Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad.

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My IQ test results were negative.

-Dr Clef

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SCP 035: Question: do we have any gun-swords? I watch a lot of anime and trust me, we're gonna need some gun-swords.

SCP 049: What’s an anime?

SCP 035: We have much to discuss.

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day is breaking in my city

photo via my friend, i am sadly not there to witness it as i am currently in the middle of the woods

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With all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

-Agent Ulgrin

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may start posting quotes with the characters from the hit game scp containment breach because agent ulgrin is all my brain wants to talk about anymore

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SCP 106: One day I hope I am the man that walks into a room and all eyes are on him.

SCP 035: The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.

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SCP 049: How do you feel?

SCP 096: Thanks for asking, I have no idea.