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Scout: Wrong! It can go a lot further!
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@definitelycorrecttf2quotes
Spy: Your insolence goes too far!
Scout: Wrong! It can go a lot further!
Engineer: Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.
Scout:Â What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?
Scout: Houston, we have a problem.
Sniper: Where are you?
Scout: Houston. That’s the problem. I don’t know how I got here.
My IQ test results were negative.
-Scout
Scout: Question: do we have any gun-swords? I watch a lot of anime and trust me, we're gonna need some gun-swords.
Spy: What’s an anime?
Scout:Â We have much to discuss.
Scout: One day I hope I am the man that walks into a room and all eyes are on him.
Demoman: The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.
Medic: How do you feel?
Sniper: Thanks for asking, I have no idea.
Scout: I got arrested for being too cool.
Spy: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
Medic: What if "It’s Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are about the same event from different perspectives?
Spy: I’m literally begging you to stop.
Engineer: No wait, let him finish.
Scout: Can your "science" explain why it rains?
Engineer: Yes! Yes it can!
Scout: Can I have these question mark stickers?
Medic: Why?
Scout: I wanna put them on stop signs.
Medic: SCOUT, NO!
Houston, I have so many problems.
-Sniper
Medic: Aren’t you supposed to be babysitting Scout?
Engineer: He’s over there, dazzling some psychologists.
Scout: All women are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she could never be better than me. At any given moment I’m thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food. I feel like I’m the Paris of people. I’m exquisite.Â
Engineer: Everyone synchronize your watches.
Scout: I don’t know how to do that.
Spy: I don’t wear a watch.
Medic: Time is a construct.
Spy: This is such a bad idea.
Sniper: Then why are you coming along?
Spy: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Scout: I’ve come to offer you friendly advice.
Engineer: I really don’t want your advice.
Scout:Â Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
Scout: Do you ever say anything encouraging?
Medic: I ENCOURAGE you not to die.