KOHAKU!!!

DON’T SHIT ON ME OR ELSE MY BLADE WILL MAKE ITS WAY TO YOUR JUGULAR.

[definitelynotagorilla]

Hello, I am Kohaku of Ishigami Village! Chrome informed me that making one of these "Tumblr accounts" is apparently important for speaking with people, though I do not fully understand why.

I enjoy hunting, training, climbing things I am probably not supposed to climb, and protecting my friends. If you require assistance lifting something heavy, I am also capable of that.

At the moment, I am in space aboard a spacecraft, so my responses may be slow. Apparently there is a delay when communicating over such distances. Senku attempted to explain the exact science behind it, but there were too many numbers involved.

Please be patient if I do not answer immediately!

Also, if you are here to ask whether I am a gorilla, the answer is NO.

Thank you!

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[yourlocalmentalist]

Here's a fun fact! Black nightshades—Which are my favorite,

Mean liar in the language of flowers! ˃͈◡˂͈

How antastic-fay!

[the-one-and-only-aya-yuu]

Do you have anything more to you than being a liar and manipulator? Because if not, that's just sad.

[definitelynotagorilla]

Of course he does. He tries his best to act like a shallow pain in the butt, but underneath, we all know his loyalty goes super percent deep!

[senku-ishigami-official]

Found a way to post from space (⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠♪ #onthemoon #help

[yourlocalmentalist]

Contemplating if I even want to ask how.. (lll⚆ᗜ⚆)

[senku-ishigami-official]

The power of science (⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠♪

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Kohaku used this power of science to engage in probably the worst available conversation.

[definitelynotagorilla]

Did not! I had a lot of people say I was funny.

[great-horned-hua]

“Pleasure is the dividend paid on a life well-lived. To me, no pleasure is guilty. What am I? A catholic???"

[definitelynotagorilla]

What is a “Catholic”?

And a “dividend paid”?

[great-horned-hua]

“My. I managed two use two extinct concepts in this world in a singular sentence... Are you aware of the concept of religion, Kohaku? I assume you're also learned on what money is, considering the existence of the greediest man in the world.”

[definitelynotagorilla]

I am!!

The Hundred Tales briefly touched upon religion and how many kinds there were. We, the people of Ishigami village however, never really identified with a religion akin to you modern peoples. See, our belief system is a secular, pragmatic tradition based on The Tales themselves!

As for money, obviously I know what money is!! Y’know we use drago as currency, right? Like, we have been using that for a while now! Thats sort of a dumb question, don’t cha think?

Anyways, am I to assume that “Catholic” is a religion, and that a “dividend paid” is like a distribution of money?

[definitelynotagorilla]

I've neglected to ask, but how are you like space Kohaku?

I hope it's fulfilling.

-@medically-igbo-artist

(ooc/ Hiii I hope it's okay to interact 🥰.)

Eh?! I’m gonna blame those typos on that space signal-thingy messing up our connection! Anyways, HELLO!!

Space is actually super fun!

I can pull off so many crazy jumps, and I’m lifting way more stuff than usual. It’s a blast, but man, I really miss Ruri and everyone else back at the Kingdom of Science!

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Are u a Dom?

No.

Anons gettin freaky up in here

[definitelynotagorilla]

A dom? Is that like a ‘Domino’s Pizza’?

Ruri told me that was a popular feasting establishment—It said so in the a Hundred Tales!

[lions-glimmer-of-hope]

Kohaku. I'll refrain from questioning the importance of Domino's such that it appeared at least once in the hundred tales. "Dom" is short for "dominant."

[definitelynotagorilla]

It is? How strange!

I guess I’m a “Dom,” then as I’m very dominant in combat!!

[thesnyder-brun-official]

...Not in that context.

[definitelynotagorilla]

What! Excuse you, I am very “dominant!” C’mere and face me in the Storage room, I’ll show you what I mean.

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Are u a Dom?

No.

Anons gettin freaky up in here

[definitelynotagorilla]

A dom? Is that like a ‘Domino’s Pizza’?

Ruri told me that was a popular feasting establishment—It said so in the a Hundred Tales!

[lions-glimmer-of-hope]

Kohaku. I'll refrain from questioning the importance of Domino's such that it appeared at least once in the hundred tales. "Dom" is short for "dominant."

[definitelynotagorilla]

It is? How strange!

I guess I’m a “Dom,” then as I’m very dominant in combat!!

[definitelynotagorilla]

Hello! This is an Out of Character post!

Listen up! I’ve been getting a whole ton of questions about who I am. So I’m making a proposal.

If someone can march right up and directly @ my main... well, you get a gold star! That, and well a public admission of who I am! Sounds fun, right?

If you want hints, you’ll have to DM this blog directly!!!!

[courtesanofdeath]

Stone World Space Crew

[definitelynotagorilla]

It’s us!

@thesnyder-brun-official , @senku-ishigami-official , @greedisjustice !!!

[senku-ishigami-official]

KHEHEHAH. GOOD OLD CAPTAIN RYUSUI. Just invite the whole damn kingdom up here at this point why don't you??

This really is the dream team. Everything is going swimmingly.

[definitelynotagorilla]

Why-man stands no chance against us four!!

[definitelynotagorilla]

The moon’s quite pretty!!

It’s weird to think about how far away I am from Earth—I miss my sister, a lot—but, I know they’ll ensure us a safe way home!

At least Xeno gave me a phone to “text” with.

@senku-ishigami-official / @stone2stars

@cr0sshair-blogs / @thesnyder-brun-official

[senku-ishigami-official]

Kheheh. Yeah. Even for someone from the 21st century, this is pretty surreal. So I can hardly imagine how you feel after admitting to thinking the moon was the size of the lake. Pretty sure my head would explode.

[definitelynotagorilla]

HEY! This better not be a roundabout way of calling me stupid! Don’t think I forgot about that time you messed up your sextant—Or whatever—Because I still remember!

[senku-ishigami-official]

Nah. Well- maybe a little bit. Pwahah. But what I'm mostly trying to say is that it's hard to fathom even while we're living it.

I know I'll never live down the whole north star thing ... Yeowch.

[definitelynotagorilla]

If you say so Senku. But, I got my eye on you! And my eyesight is really good so, you should be scared!

[senku-ishigami-official]

I believe you. Shaking in my space shoes right now, lioness.

[definitelynotagorilla]

I feel like you’re lying to me right now. And, by that I mean I know you’re lying because you’re an awful liar.

Also because I can see you.

[senku-ishigami-official]

Oh yeah. Speaking of that, get off the phone and come do zero-gravity space flips with me. I've been maneuvering this capsule like a gymnast, which is, by the way, extremely important for our research

[definitelynotagorilla]

Ha, very well, Senku! If you insist, I will be right there.

I’m just going to send one more picture of the moon to Ruri. After that, I am ready to challenge the stars and flip through zero gravity with you!!

[courtesanofdeath]

Stone World Space Crew

[definitelynotagorilla]

It’s us!

@thesnyder-brun-official , @senku-ishigami-official , @greedisjustice !!!

[definitelynotagorilla]

The moon’s quite pretty!!

It’s weird to think about how far away I am from Earth—I miss my sister, a lot—but, I know they’ll ensure us a safe way home!

At least Xeno gave me a phone to “text” with.

@senku-ishigami-official / @stone2stars

@cr0sshair-blogs / @thesnyder-brun-official

[senku-ishigami-official]

Kheheh. Yeah. Even for someone from the 21st century, this is pretty surreal. So I can hardly imagine how you feel after admitting to thinking the moon was the size of the lake. Pretty sure my head would explode.

[definitelynotagorilla]

HEY! This better not be a roundabout way of calling me stupid! Don’t think I forgot about that time you messed up your sextant—Or whatever—Because I still remember!

[senku-ishigami-official]

Nah. Well- maybe a little bit. Pwahah. But what I'm mostly trying to say is that it's hard to fathom even while we're living it.

I know I'll never live down the whole north star thing ... Yeowch.

[definitelynotagorilla]

If you say so Senku. But, I got my eye on you! And my eyesight is really good so, you should be scared!

[senku-ishigami-official]

I believe you. Shaking in my space shoes right now, lioness.

[definitelynotagorilla]

I feel like you’re lying to me right now. And, by that I mean I know you’re lying because you’re an awful liar.

Also because I can see you.

[definitelynotagorilla]

*fist bump*

- @thesnyder-brun-official

*Fist bump*

Fist bumps are a sign of camaraderie, right? If so, I love fisting our bumps together!

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Phrasing, Kohaku-

[definitelynotagorilla]

Eh? What’s wrong with how I said it? It means the same thing, regardless!

[thesnyder-brun-official]

It'd be more correctly said "fist bumping", for future reference-

But I appreciate the intent.

[stone2stars]

What the HELL lioness? ‘Fist our bumps,’ what are you, a linguistic caveman?

That’s 10 billion percent the worst way you could have phrased it.

[soyuz-reboot]

So this is the esteemed Kingdom of Science, huh ..

[definitelynotagorilla]

HA! Right we are! Pleasure to finally meet you Mr. Ishigami. After all, it’s not everyday you meet your village’s founder.

[definitelynotagorilla]

The moon’s quite pretty!!

It’s weird to think about how far away I am from Earth—I miss my sister, a lot—but, I know they’ll ensure us a safe way home!

At least Xeno gave me a phone to “text” with.

@senku-ishigami-official / @stone2stars

@cr0sshair-blogs / @thesnyder-brun-official

[senku-ishigami-official]

Kheheh. Yeah. Even for someone from the 21st century, this is pretty surreal. So I can hardly imagine how you feel after admitting to thinking the moon was the size of the lake. Pretty sure my head would explode.

[definitelynotagorilla]

HEY! This better not be a roundabout way of calling me stupid! Don’t think I forgot about that time you messed up your sextant—Or whatever—Because I still remember!

[senku-ishigami-official]

Nah. Well- maybe a little bit. Pwahah. But what I'm mostly trying to say is that it's hard to fathom even while we're living it.

I know I'll never live down the whole north star thing ... Yeowch.

[definitelynotagorilla]

If you say so Senku. But, I got my eye on you! And my eyesight is really good so, you should be scared!

[definitelynotagorilla]

The moon’s quite pretty!!

It’s weird to think about how far away I am from Earth—I miss my sister, a lot—but, I know they’ll ensure us a safe way home!

At least Xeno gave me a phone to “text” with.

@senku-ishigami-official / @stone2stars

@cr0sshair-blogs / @thesnyder-brun-official

[senku-ishigami-official]

Kheheh. Yeah. Even for someone from the 21st century, this is pretty surreal. So I can hardly imagine how you feel after admitting to thinking the moon was the size of the lake. Pretty sure my head would explode.

[definitelynotagorilla]

HEY! This better not be a roundabout way of calling me stupid! Don’t think I forgot about that time you messed up your sextant—Or whatever—Because I still remember!

[definitelynotagorilla]

*fist bump*

- @thesnyder-brun-official

*Fist bump*

Fist bumps are a sign of camaraderie, right? If so, I love fisting our bumps together!

[thesnyder-brun-official]

Phrasing, Kohaku-

[definitelynotagorilla]

Eh? What’s wrong with how I said it? It means the same thing, regardless!

[thesnyder-brun-official]

It'd be more correctly said "fist bumping", for future reference-

But I appreciate the intent.

[stone2stars]

What the HELL lioness? ‘Fist our bumps,’ what are you, a linguistic caveman?

That’s 10 billion percent the worst way you could have phrased it.

[definitelynotagorilla]

Oh!! Senku, you are here as well? Excellent timing!

Since the three of us are all gathered here, let us 'fist bump' together! Stanley was just instructing me on the proper way to fist someone!!