liarliarvampire

[sam-yow]

i am sectellyy vampire sorry

[firefly-218]

do you mean secretly (asking for a friend)

[sam-yow]

yep

[firefly-218]

@definitelynotavampire12

[definitelynotavampire12]

I am not a vampire

[definitelynotavampire12]

Hanging By A Thread by Kizi, niightcrawler, NoodlesNoodles, Phobophobia

Game that I helped made music for

TW: Suicide, depiction of dead body, death, self harm

[definitelynotavampire12]

is apple pie evil or good?

Evil

No fruit should be warm

[definitelynotavampire12]

Can you explain why

25th letter buddy

[ryderdire]

I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay

[officialkendallroy]

i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[dykeofmisfortune]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “catcher in the rye” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude where do the ducks in the lagoon in central park go... this whole city is filled with goddamn phonies

My buddy mark david chapman pacing: i need to kill john lennon

[definitelynotavampire12]

What is the best dog?

The best dog is my dog.

Her name is Trinity :)

[saprotrophix]

[definitelynotavampire12]

19 year anniversary

[definitelynotavampire12]

No boop meter :(

[definitelynotavampire12]

I hope you AND your phone are in good health

My phone is in good health and so am I.

However, I hurt my arm today, unfortunately :(

[definitelynotavampire12]

I hope you break your phone

:(

[definitelynotavampire12]

have a nice day!!!

You too!

[definitelynotavampire12]

Are you a vampire

Nope

Definitely not

[ucanbanything]

You've come a long way.