DEFINITELY NOT BRUCE

gay. dad. husband. poc. he/him. chicago. 🇲🇽🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈🕺🏽🧘🏽‍♂️👨‍👨‍👦 (Not necessarily in that order)

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Weekend fun with the kiddo at the Museum of Science and Industry🧑‍🔬. Worked up a sweet tooth so had to make a stop for Stan’s Donuts as well. 🍩

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Too many jolly vibes for my own good.

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The family that yogas together, nama-stays together. Dad joke FTW!

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Was nearly run over by a gang of motorized unicycles today during my walk through the forest preserve. That would’ve been one helluva way to die.

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Maybe I need to start using bronzer because this this TikTok filter makes me look like 🔥. Thanks for giving me a complex, TikTok.

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I was real productive at work today. 🤣

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What I look like now vs what TikTok’s teenage filter thinks my younger self looked like vs what I actually looked like as a teen.

Not pictured…my teenage angst and collection of Tori Amos albums.

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We were feeling our earth tones moment yesterday.

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Group text with my siblings. How’s your Saturday going? 😂

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Snowy selfies 🥶❄️🤳🏽

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Well aren’t we the model JCPenny queer family?! 🥰👨‍👨‍👦

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My ability to take photos showcasing the glory that are my multiple chins is a talent. 🫠

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Stares wistfully into space. (Wondering what Rihanna’s Super Bowl set list will be tomorrow) 💃🏽💃🏽

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My bed head is a 3D 360 degree art experience this morning. Might be time for a haircut. 💇🏻‍♂️

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GPOYW - This is What Happens When I Go to Hetero Clubs edition

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Was just talking about this work event from about 15 years ago. Wild times. 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

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Disney on Ice today with Frozen and Encanto. ❄️⛸️💃🏽

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Wanted to take pictures that look like clickbait thumbnails. 😱😮