John Dory #1 Biggest Hater 🫶🏻

I Hate My Big Brother John Dory 🐟🫶🏻

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Just me and Bitty B Chilling 😎 @bittybranchbrozone

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I have decided that I’m going to be more honest

I’m gonna start telling people what I want directly

So, look out world, cuz serious boy clay is getting what he wants. 😎

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Help! We locked our baby brother in the car and people are judging us!

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I meet John Dory today 😗…

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I consider myself a good person but I’m gonna make John Dory cry

@johndorybrozone

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Ayo!! My bros made a tumblr account follow them

(NO ONE FOLLOW JOHN DORY!) 😚

@bittybranchbrozone

@floydsivan

@sprucetobruce

And follow him if you want I guess 😒 @johndorybrozone

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Identify theft is not a joke, John Dory!

Millions of families suffer every year…..

*Also credit to whoever made this monstrosity of a masterpiece 👏🏻*

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Damm I thought John Dory would be the one to get arrested for being bossy but man my little brother bitty B got arrested for Drunk driving that’s messed up bitty B 🤧….. he’s definitely crying a river in jail right now

Karma a Bitch bitty B

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So we were all hanging out and I lowkey didn’t know it was Floyd wheel chair cuz he couldn’t walk for a while after being trapped in the diamond prison for so long so I stupidly ask “Are these wheels chair John Dory?” I asked one of my brothers and then

John Dory Got hella offended and he said to me “And how old are you double Chin?”

And I clap back at him which I said “Not As Old as you.” I said which the rest of my brothers were shocked that I said that like I mean come on John is an old man picking on another old man 🤧……

-Also if you watch dance moms you probably know this references-

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Things that my brother John Dory dose that annoys the shit out of me 😡

-He always force us to hit the perfect family harmony

-He stalks us

-He always telling embarrassing stories about us (I almost beat the shit out of him when he told Viva my little habits 🤬)

-He always pushes me to be the fun boy when I want to be taken seriously

-He gave me childhood trauma

-He never takes me seriously

-He still thinks I’m Fun Boy Clay (I’m Serious boy clay now)

-After saving Floyd he won’t leave me alone like he would stand there outside with his stupid ass smile I made viva chases him away

-He sells embarrassing pictures of us to fans 😡

-He overworks us

-He’s bossy

-He left us 😡

-He has a stupid square face

-it annoys me that he’s the leader

Is there anything else I miss probably not 🤬

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Reason why John Dory is my favorite Brother 🫶🏻

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Thanks for reading 📖

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Look how stupid my big square ass older brother look 😤😭

But I love his stupid ass anyways <3

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Hey guys (DefinitelyNotClay) here!

I made this account bc I’m my older brother who is a square fish head number one biggest hater if anyone gonna hate on him is gonna be me okay fools 🤓…..

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Disclaimer: I This blogs is for jokes what ever I said about John Dory I don’t hate him this account was simply made because Clay has some grudges against that poor square fish head but yeah this is all jokes and all Posted by clay himself *Wink* ;) anyways have a great Day N Night…