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Rp blog for everyone's favourite Merc with the Mouth. [Mod is 18+]. NSFW. Adorable dick, detestable dork.

[definitelycable]

@definitelywadewilson

What am I doing here?

[definitelywadewilson]

(I jest tall, silver and hunky. Ain't got a clue what you doing here but I'm sure there's a writer somewhere)

[narukyuu]

Fun Photoshop homework

[helloheartla]

nurse hello kitty said gay and trans rights

warm flag edits belong to @aroaesflags

[dragoonpool-blog]

One pan boy for y’all!

[definitelyjessicajones]

Hey @definitelywadewilson

aren’t you one of those hero types running around? you’re one of the only ones i think won’t get on my nerves… Drink?

[definitelywadewilson]

Me……a hero? 😍😍😍 Youre my new favourite person of all time and I love you! Drink? YES! It’s on me my kick ass queen.

[definitelyjessicajones]

Free drinks? I will always be in for free drinks, also my new favorite person of all time.

[definitelywadewilson]

I have a good feeling about this. Couldn’t decide how best to hide the avocado so just sort of rolled around in glitter and cologne. Ain’t too shabby I must say. Where we heading?

[definitelyjessicajones]

After knowing Trish during her Patsy days, none of that shit can phase me. If you like em scary I got The place. It’s called Luke’s. I kinda know the owner

[definitelywadewilson]

When i say scary I mean like beings with enhancements, biological and mechanical, even if some may call them an affront towards man and god. I’m the kind of guy who gets thrown through a wall by someone then is all “it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all i would still smash 😔”. And im without a shadow of a doubt an affront to most men and gods (lady thor still won’t return my texts).

Luke’s you say? Where it at? I’ve been banned from a bunch of places so it’s worth me checking.

[definitelyjessicajones]

And here I thought scary as in it’s terrifying how low humanity can be brought. My bad.

It’s in Harlem. I’ll talk Luke into letting you stay if you’re banned from there. Although… With all the property damage I’ve caused I’m shocked I’m not banned.

[definitelywadewilson]

Despite my miss teen america good looks I do have some standards thank you very much and do not get on my knees for proper scumbags. But i guess we all had those moments where we bent over in the bathroom for dick mcdickface because booze be like that.

Harlem? Sweet. I pop in and out of there. Couldn’t tell you if I’m cool in that place or not so you may wanna use your ex girlfriend powers to make sure. Plus you smoking, gurl, as well as bitchin. I’m not surprised you can do what you want 🤷‍♂️

[definitelyjessicajones]

We’ve all been there. Unfortunately, I don’t have the best track record with men. At this point I just take what I can get.

The fact that I can lift a car without breaking a sweat don’t hurt either. I’ll get you in and we’ll have a fun time.

[definitelywadewilson]

If you saw some of the more questionable bedroom choices I’ve made you wouldn’t talk about yourself like that. But don’t worry I got ya back. No more scraps for my girl, we gonna find you something sharp 👉👉

You can do what now? 👀👀👀

I'mma just, hold that information deep in my heart like how Sam held Frodo in Mordor. And keep you in mind for my next big adventure of course.

[definitelyjessicajones]

Oh yeah? Got anyone in particular in mind?

Yeah I have the whole super strength thing going for me. Plus, I do what I call controlled falling, but it’s also been called flying and super jumping. It’s weird, but useful.

[definitelywadewilson]

No honey, i do NOT know enough people that I can just set you up on a whim. Dont get me wrong, some great folks in my general area. But the vast majority of them wont respond to my snaps 😢 However I am more than ready to fly with you (omg please take me flying, you are my supergirl) so take me on the town!

[definitelyjessicajones]

Hey @definitelywadewilson

aren’t you one of those hero types running around? you’re one of the only ones i think won’t get on my nerves… Drink?

[definitelywadewilson]

Me……a hero? 😍😍😍 Youre my new favourite person of all time and I love you! Drink? YES! It’s on me my kick ass queen.

[definitelyjessicajones]

Free drinks? I will always be in for free drinks, also my new favorite person of all time.

[definitelywadewilson]

I have a good feeling about this. Couldn’t decide how best to hide the avocado so just sort of rolled around in glitter and cologne. Ain’t too shabby I must say. Where we heading?

[definitelyjessicajones]

After knowing Trish during her Patsy days, none of that shit can phase me. If you like em scary I got The place. It’s called Luke’s. I kinda know the owner

[definitelywadewilson]

When i say scary I mean like beings with enhancements, biological and mechanical, even if some may call them an affront towards man and god. I’m the kind of guy who gets thrown through a wall by someone then is all “it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all i would still smash 😔”. And im without a shadow of a doubt an affront to most men and gods (lady thor still won’t return my texts).

Luke’s you say? Where it at? I’ve been banned from a bunch of places so it’s worth me checking.

[definitelyjessicajones]

And here I thought scary as in it’s terrifying how low humanity can be brought. My bad.

It’s in Harlem. I’ll talk Luke into letting you stay if you’re banned from there. Although… With all the property damage I’ve caused I’m shocked I’m not banned.

[definitelywadewilson]

Despite my miss teen america good looks I do have some standards thank you very much and do not get on my knees for proper scumbags. But i guess we all had those moments where we bent over in the bathroom for dick mcdickface because booze be like that.

Harlem? Sweet. I pop in and out of there. Couldn’t tell you if I’m cool in that place or not so you may wanna use your ex girlfriend powers to make sure. Plus you smoking, gurl, as well as bitchin. I’m not surprised you can do what you want 🤷‍♂️

[definitelyjessicajones]

We’ve all been there. Unfortunately, I don’t have the best track record with men. At this point I just take what I can get.

The fact that I can lift a car without breaking a sweat don’t hurt either. I’ll get you in and we’ll have a fun time.

[definitelywadewilson]

If you saw some of the more questionable bedroom choices I've made you wouldn't talk about yourself like that. But don't worry I got ya back. No more scraps for my girl, we gonna find you something sharp 👉👉

You can do what now? 👀👀👀

I'mma just, hold that information deep in my heart like how Sam held Frodo in Mordor. And keep you in mind for my next big adventure of course.

[definitelyjessicajones]

Hey @definitelywadewilson

aren’t you one of those hero types running around? you’re one of the only ones i think won’t get on my nerves… Drink?

[definitelywadewilson]

Me……a hero? 😍😍😍 Youre my new favourite person of all time and I love you! Drink? YES! It’s on me my kick ass queen.

[definitelyjessicajones]

Free drinks? I will always be in for free drinks, also my new favorite person of all time.

[definitelywadewilson]

I have a good feeling about this. Couldn’t decide how best to hide the avocado so just sort of rolled around in glitter and cologne. Ain’t too shabby I must say. Where we heading?

[definitelyjessicajones]

After knowing Trish during her Patsy days, none of that shit can phase me. If you like em scary I got The place. It’s called Luke’s. I kinda know the owner

[definitelywadewilson]

When i say scary I mean like beings with enhancements, biological and mechanical, even if some may call them an affront towards man and god. I’m the kind of guy who gets thrown through a wall by someone then is all “it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all i would still smash 😔”. And im without a shadow of a doubt an affront to most men and gods (lady thor still won’t return my texts).

Luke’s you say? Where it at? I’ve been banned from a bunch of places so it’s worth me checking.

[definitelyjessicajones]

And here I thought scary as in it’s terrifying how low humanity can be brought. My bad.

It’s in Harlem. I’ll talk Luke into letting you stay if you’re banned from there. Although… With all the property damage I’ve caused I’m shocked I’m not banned.

[definitelywadewilson]

Despite my miss teen america good looks I do have some standards thank you very much and do not get on my knees for proper scumbags. But i guess we all had those moments where we bent over in the bathroom for dick mcdickface because booze be like that.

Harlem? Sweet. I pop in and out of there. Couldn't tell you if I'm cool in that place or not so you may wanna use your ex girlfriend powers to make sure. Plus you smoking, gurl, as well as bitchin. I'm not surprised you can do what you want 🤷‍♂️

[definitelyjessicajones]

Hey @definitelywadewilson

aren’t you one of those hero types running around? you’re one of the only ones i think won’t get on my nerves… Drink?

[definitelywadewilson]

Me……a hero? 😍😍😍 Youre my new favourite person of all time and I love you! Drink? YES! It’s on me my kick ass queen.

[definitelyjessicajones]

Free drinks? I will always be in for free drinks, also my new favorite person of all time.

[definitelywadewilson]

I have a good feeling about this. Couldn’t decide how best to hide the avocado so just sort of rolled around in glitter and cologne. Ain’t too shabby I must say. Where we heading?

[definitelyjessicajones]

After knowing Trish during her Patsy days, none of that shit can phase me. If you like em scary I got The place. It’s called Luke’s. I kinda know the owner

[definitelywadewilson]

When i say scary I mean like beings with enhancements, biological and mechanical, even if some may call them an affront towards man and god. I'm the kind of guy who gets thrown through a wall by someone then is all "it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all i would still smash 😔". And im without a shadow of a doubt an affront to most men and gods (lady thor still won't return my texts).

Luke's you say? Where it at? I've been banned from a bunch of places so it's worth me checking.

[definitelyjessicajones]

Hey @definitelywadewilson

aren’t you one of those hero types running around? you’re one of the only ones i think won’t get on my nerves… Drink?

[definitelywadewilson]

Me……a hero? 😍😍😍 Youre my new favourite person of all time and I love you! Drink? YES! It’s on me my kick ass queen.

[definitelyjessicajones]

Free drinks? I will always be in for free drinks, also my new favorite person of all time.

[definitelywadewilson]

I have a good feeling about this. Couldn't decide how best to hide the avocado so just sort of rolled around in glitter and cologne. Ain't too shabby I must say. Where we heading?

[definitelyjessicajones]

Hey @definitelywadewilson

aren’t you one of those hero types running around? you’re one of the only ones i think won’t get on my nerves… Drink?

[definitelywadewilson]

Me......a hero? 😍😍😍 Youre my new favourite person of all time and I love you! Drink? YES! It's on me my kick ass queen.

[licieoic]

“Deadpool Sunset” - Digital Oil Painting

Because Wade would totally see himself in the sky a la Mufasa, telling him to “Rememberrrrr” something totally mundane. And yes, his pants are around his ankles.

If you like my work, please consider subscribing to my Patreon! I am saving to buy a wheelchair lift and new battery.

[awkwardmarina-blog-deactivated2]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: but REALLY THOUGH, how the FUCK did they get NICKI MINAJ on Steven Universe? That was SO early on in the series, it was hardly well-known at all... In the 2009 song "Monster", Nicki says during her featured verse "50k for a verse, no album out". And that was BEFORE she became as successful as she is today, so it's probably more now. I mean, it technically wasn't a VERSE, but did the Crewniverse spend THAT MUCH for Nicki? Or do she and Estelle know each other because of the music industry and stuff, so there were already connections? How'd they get her?? I NEED to KNOW

[savaqe]

[kewtkitsch]

Hello Kitty Shop in Tokyo Station

[hrpkhrc-deactivated20230629]

やっと完成させた～～～泣泣

[definitelyryanreynolds]

@definitelywadewilson no… fucking… way.

[definitelywadewilson]

[definitelyryanreynolds]

Jesus Christ

[definitelywadewilson]

[definitelyryanreynolds]

[definitelywadewilson]

[dead-mercenary-pool]