roddyaster deftism

MATCHING WITH KNEE SISTER MAXINE i’m on the air you breathe

[deftism]

-> hi hi i am rodney/roddy, aster or xerces also known as john deftism and gayney dilftism… it/he im 5teen

-> agender and transmasc (boyflux) and gay and asexual but you can just call me FAGGOT

-> im disabled (pots) n i use a cane, im getting a wheelchair in the next few months

THINGS IM ABNORMAL ABOUT RIGHT NOW INCLUDE RADIOHEAD, SAW, BREAKING BAD, BETTER CALL SAUL AND BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN….. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME LAD…..

things i also like an abmormal amount include FIGHT CLUB and THE SMASHING PUMPKINS and PLURIBUS and YELLOWJACKETS and VARIOUS ALT ROCK AND METAL and THE CORNETTO TRILOGY and HOUSE and THE HANDMAID’S TALE and MY LITTLE PONY and DONNIE DARKO and SCOTT PILGRIM and NBC HANNIBAL and DEXTER and A LOT OF OTHER THINGS….

i may make a masterlist of the music and shows and whatever i like eventually but for now please reference my letterboxd and pinterest for things of that nature just don’t actually look at my pinterest content it is so bad ok

-> PLEASE DON’T BE AFRAID TO ASK IF I LIKE X MOVIE OR Y SHOW OR Z ARTIST I LOVE ASKS AND I LOVE GETTING RECOMMENDATIONS FOR WHAT TO WATCH OR LISTEN TO NEXT OK😊😊😊😊

-> I LOVE TO DRAW I POST SOME STUFF ON HERE UNDER TGE TAG #DRAWDNEY AND MORE RECENTLY ON MY SIDEBLOG @pretzzelpilled 😊😊😊😊pretzzel is one of my og user names anywhere EVER😇 i have many other artistic hobbies such as sewing and acting and playing instruments (guitar, drums, bass)😊

moot wall i am so fucking scared ok -> @autopsyreport4yaoi @cheerio-charcuterie-board @rawrxp-casper @mercuryconfetti @frxnkiistein @omnipotentnothing @angelius-ir1des @around-the-venom @leaveme2thewolves @undead-vamp @axlthetwink87 @syntareli @surroundthefur @pisshead23 @teethkinksoldier @freakyolivelady @pen-bag @skidfart152 @sicilyfart @whencircuitsshort @khindaweird @silly-hypothetical @adamhatesyou @ariannagram @fallterm and my beautiful friends and irls that im scared 2 tag I L Y

basic dni criteria, also i am not comfortable with tccers interacting unless it’s ONLY!!!! a research thing if i see you reblogging memes about a school shooter you’re out. tme/tma users dni nobody is exempt from transmisogyny i could go on and on about this but i won’t

im very bad at replying to tag games but i do try to do them when i feel up to it !

if i say im gonna kms WHICH I DO A LOT don't worry im not going to do it im a #COWARD… big vents are under #roddie venting... again block if needed

ok bye😊->

GREEN THOMERICA FLAG EDIT BY @mychemicalpuppy666 HI😇😇😇

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[deftism]

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

[tall]

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

[pupfettipaws]

my moots when they see me posting my usual bullshit

[tearsick]

narrator was dropped off by his parents at the ikea småland play place as a baby and they never came back and so tjats why he became so infatuated with ikea furniture because . they abandoned him in the ikea ball pit

[around-the-venom]

just saw this on pinterest i feel so ill

who allowed little clay people to make us feel things

[deftism]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYI hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come up with a fail safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us I hope the fences we mended Fall down beneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it’s already too late And I hope that the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope that the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town again In my life I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife and I hope you die I hope we both die I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow I hope it bleeds all day long Our friends say it’s darkest before the sun rises But we’re pretty sure they’re all wrong I hope it stays dark forever I hope the worst isn’t over And I hope you blink before I do And I never get sober And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can’t find one good thing to say And I hope that if I find the strength to walk out You’ll stay the hell out of my way I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unloveable hand and I hope you die I hope we both die

[deftism]

ts is frying me and by ts i mean the sun its actually so fucking hot 🫩

this is my second parade of the day and i have two more tomorrow 😭 dawg i dont wanna march for another mile and a half 🥀🥀🫩

that is so evil brah😢😢😢😢 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PARADES YOU ARE GONNA KICK ASS #MIKEYISSOGOATEDOK

[dannyelfmanstattos]

my new recent favorite emoji is ❓ like yea that perfectly captures my confusion

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[k1ssk1ss-b8ngb8ng]

HI thank you for all the spam it makes my heart happy

YES YES OFC, YOU ARE ONE OF DA COOLEST PEOPLE ON THIS PLATFORM AND DESERVE IT 😁🖤

[deftism]

i am a cartographer and this is my updated map of earth

[deftism]

NEW CRUSTBAG VIDEO

[mercuryconfetti]

Is chocolate milk better than sexual stimulation

[mercuryconfetti]

Is chocolate milk better than sexual stimulation

[mercuryconfetti]

That one post you want that one mutual to see and then they never see it