bad gateway

RP blog for a human / normal version of the gate of truth from FMA. - - - will RP with anyone- all art by me excluding icon. - - - M!A: n/a

[cinnaxbear-blog]

" … gate. ”

[deiaulae]

DISTANT LAUGHTER FROM ANOTHER ACCOUNT.

[tenebranimus-blog]

"Hmmmm? Leave? Oh no no no, that just won’t do heheh.  You kiinda summoned me here of my own will, spoutin’ crap about me tellin’ a few lies remember?"

It meant that he had been wanted! This person certainly must have wanted him for going through all that trouble of summoning him. There was magic at work or so he believed. Just to be pushed away like this without so much as an explanation..? It hurt! Really hurt!

"Yer concern is admirable though, gotta hand ya that buuuut…”

The demon leaned over the gate. His friendly demeanor dropped in an instant, his expression darkened considerably compared to what it was just a mere few seconds ago. 

 ”I think I’ll stay. Thanks.”

[deiaulae]

" For your information, park, I can not lie. People appear here on their own free will lately either by getting lost or by preforming human transmutation. You are in the first category, and I did not will you to be here. " If the gate of truth lied, that certainly would be. . . bad, perhaps. " Get away from me. You're far too close- and if you're not here for anything at all other than to bother me, I'll force you out. " There was an obvious disgust as well as malice to the gate's voice. He didn't like this person, not one bit. The fact he was even so close made him feel disgusted as well- In gate form this wouldn't matter, but the gate considered itself above others, it did not like the fact that this other entity was treating it like it wasn't the highest up. It knew everything after all. Everything about everyone ever- there were rarely things it didn't know about, and the things it didn't know about made it angry. When the gate got angry, it. . . Was bad. " If you don't get your hand away from me i'll chop it off and eat it. "

" I'm being serious. " He wouldn't even give the other any knowledge in return for it either. He just wanted the other to get away because this was unsettling as hell for whatever reason. Congratulations on making a gate feel uncomfortable, Park.

[deiaulae]

red-starlight

" T-ch. Well look who's here- A greedy little girl whom took more power than she should have and still wants more. That's why you came here after all, you want to know where you could get more power. " The gate sneered. He hated these kinds of people. " I'm pretty sure you already know the price for such. "

[miathysia]

At least he did reply to that without asking for some kind of body sacrifice- That was relatively good- He was about to say something- however- stopped himself- it wouldn’t be wise to say ‘oh- so people come here- you take their body parts and give them information- and then they go away? lame’- That’s be a mistake.

"Ah…" He sighed. "Do people come often, though? I don’t think many would dare to do a thing such as a body sacrifice- really …" Considering how coward people could be..

Truly- Zevak was being as careful as possible with his questions, not wanting to bother the other- that’d be a mistake.

[deiaulae]

" A lot of people are quite stupid and attempt to do it. It's also a consequence to come here for human transmutation- the attempt to recreate or bring a human back to life. " He stated then, looking at the other. " For that, I give knowledge forcefully and take what I need as a price. It's one of the things that annoy me to death. People- humans especially- are so obsessed with keeping their loved ones or friends alive that they'd go to that extent in a moment of stupidity. The worst part is the information I give seems to drive some to giving their whole bodies when they proceed with such an act since I force the information onto them- " A pause, " - and that's bad for them- what will they return to the real world with? " He's snickering now, covering his mouth. " NOTHING!   Anyways, At least you didn't do that. " It was common knowledge about the human transmutation and the consequences, so he didn't have much of a problem talking about it at least.

[deiaulae]

> what if i got an m!A here. I want an m!A

[miathysia]

He noticed the other’s smile fade into a frown, Zevak was aware that this was probably not good- a frown from anyone wasn’t good, was it? However, he had a feeling that this was even worse, he’d have to be careful about it, and he was going to be careful.

Zevak himself grimaced, staring at the other, now his arms were crossed- the other’s expression change was enough to tell him that he was bothered, of course- In any case, Zevak was taking mental note of the other’s attitude- his appearance- his posture- everything, who knows if this was going to help or not- but at least he could learn something himself without the other actually telling him anything.

In any case, he did feel something similar to regret for his joke, had he known that the other enjoyed jokes- he wouldn’t have said anything, perhaps he should have stayed shout about it- although the fact of having his regeneration cancelled did bother him- as he needed it for his job- However, he didn’t really plan on annoying the other, ah he messed up.

Zevak simply sighed, clicking his tongue in annoyance with himself, the best thing to do was at least saying an apology- No? Perhaps that would get the other back to a … Better mood.

      “I apologize.” 

He said, furrowing his eyebrows slightly- He never enjoyed having to apologize to people, but it was necessary with this guy- who knows what kinds of things he can do.

With a blink, he spoke up. “You don’t need to reply to me, if you want something in exchange- but can you do small talk, then? Or reply simple questions such as ‘how are you’ or ‘how do you feel’?” He decided to ask- “Or do you also need something in exchange to replying to these?

[deiaulae]

" I'm not one for small talk. Nobody bothers more to the point. I'm a gate that knows all- so saying i'm doing or feeling 'just peachy' is pretty accurate. " In other words, he wasn't doing well at all. He was mostly irritated. but at least he was grinning again.

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[tenebranimus-blog]

Wow ok. Rude.

Park hadn’t even opened his mouth and here this guy was telling him what for. Regardless of how he felt nonetheless. Even if he were to say something he had believed. The other would probably puncture a hole within his fragile ego.

"Well I don’t know if I want anythin’ from you since yer kinda uh…"

"How to put nicely err… crap oh crap what’s the word —”

"Oh yeah!  A jerk! Heheheh.”

He certainly thought he was being very clever with his insult, he had even leaned over and gave the other a big ol grin right in his face. Probably wasn’t the best idea but he was very sure that he had bested the gate.

[deiaulae]

" . . . " Well, this was certainly not the gate's cup of tea now was it? This was the obvious definition of an asshole. Of course, the gate was a monster but. . . " T c h.  Well, either way I knew that you were here by mistake. How about you kindly leave if you're not here for anything. "

[deiaulae]

mad mechanism

i will be on my self insert for the rest of the night i gotta finish this amazing RP thank you bye

[deiaulae]

rxspbel replied to your post:> AH. GRAY GARDEN ACCOUNTS

but im the only one active tho lol hello tumblr user syakesan

you can call me xavi u o u  uh i found some other ones actually, i know whxte-gxddess is one and i found some others via them but i don't interact with them since i'm too terrified but -shrugs-

hope that helps!

[deiaulae]

> AH. GRAY GARDEN ACCOUNTS

[moonlightseashine-archive]

"Hahaha good thing I’m already a magical girl, bitchcake”

[deiaulae]

" Then get out of here. "

[deiaulae]

miathysia replied to your post:> imagine if gate was kyuubey though.    make a...

[[ zevak the magical sketch ]]

> and thysia is the witch form

[deiaulae]

" Make a contract with the gate and become a very smart magical girl. "

[deiaulae]

tenebranimus

" Ohh, what's this. " The grin remained present on the gate's face. " A non human coming to me? Tell me what you want- and don't bother lying. I already know the truth about it, I just think it's better off if you tell me. "

[deiaulae]

> imagine if gate was kyuubey though.    make a contract me for information and become a magical girl    or something.....

[miathysia]

"Someone like me isn’t welcome to talk with humans, nor other paintings, I might end up losing another tooth." He stated, frowning slightly- He was quite angry at the fact that his tooth didn’t regenerate- but well, that was because of a really dumb reason, and he definitely blamed Eleru-Thysia for that, what a pain.

"That, and and not many know too much about her."

A smirk, however, appeared on the sketch’s face. 

"Ah! So you finally noticed." He stated, letting out a rather dry and short chuckle from the back of his throat. Although the mention of the curse made his slightly mood raise lower slightly, at least he’d cracked up a small smirk. 

"I do wonder why you’d need something as my body parts, perhaps you have some weird collection, or anything, in any case… " He glanced away, then back at the other. "Whatever you want part of my body for, I suppose I cannot give it to you if you don’t let me regenerate."

"I guess that there’s no way for that to happen- If I could regenerate I wouldn’t mind giving you my arm five times, really, I’ve lost my head countless of times already, I can deal with a missing arm."

"But I doubt you want repeats on your collection, mm?"

[deiaulae]

Disgusting. " It's not that. " He was frowning at this point, and that was bad enough as is. the gate wasn't one for jokes, it was always the truth- and even if the other was blatantly joking around, it was with the wrong person. The gate was malevolent and the gate was bloodthirsty, and even then it only was kept at bay by the equivalent exchange feature being . . . well, useful. In a way, it consumed what it got. It fed on the people that it gave information to. Similar, in terms, to the homunculus Gluttony, but with a controlled hunger and with the actual information that was meant to be given to that being as an attempt at building a new 'gate of truth'. So in a way of saying, they were similar at least, and the 'hunger' issue was more from the gate's desire to consume for sating the desires for equivalent exchange. Now,  If that was never invented, the gate would be a monster. But it was smart, it knew nobody would seek it's knowledge if it just consumed anyone that came close. So it'd give knowledge and eat whatever it could coax away from the other. That also put in why the philosopher's stone could give someone whatever they wanted back from the gate, even. The philosopher's stone was made out of pure transmogrified souls after all. That seemed to satisfy it enough to give anything- thus why it was considerably a sort of way to break the rules. . . but in a sense it was also murder.

" I don't want to explain what I do with the body parts I take. " Despite him knowing the true reason, he never gave that information to anyone. If one got away with that information. . . " It matters not. Everyone's aware of the equivalent exchange for my information unless they were never told. Therefore, I cannot give you the information you seek because you refuse to follow the rules that I go by. "

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