IF YOU DON'T TEXT ME YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL πππππ
@hekioftroy
@belovedofhektor
@panthoonides
@kingofsparta
@parisoftrojanblood
and @ literally the whole world π
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@deideioftroy
IF YOU DON'T TEXT ME YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL πππππ
@hekioftroy
@belovedofhektor
@panthoonides
@kingofsparta
@parisoftrojanblood
and @ literally the whole world π
Who tops?
Hector
Andromache
@hekioftroy care to explain? π«ͺπ
How tall are you
I π am π taller π than π€ Hektor β¨
That means π 1 meter 83,5 βΌοΈ centimeters π
Can you tell us about your wife? I thought you were into men
I can see π why many of you think I share my nights with men, and yet I do not understand π€¨why it is often considered untypical of me to love a woman ππ Women are by far the most beautiful beings, radiant and full of strength! π₯°
Oh π©, my darling wife, my star in the night, my sweetest joy of life! π« β¨ How could I not adore her, that woman is my muse β€οΈβπ₯ My dearest Kallianeiraβ£οΈ Her voice is sweet like milk with honey, her dark hair dances like silk in the wind... oh and her eyes! π₯Ή Gleaming golden as the Dardanelles in the sun βοΈ How blessed I am to look at such beauty (besides my own π«£) everyday π€ππ
Trojans, in light of recent events, I find it necessary to address you once more.
Since the outcome of thatβ¦unfortunate vote, my dearest brother Deiphobos has scarcely left his chambers. The Achaeansβ remarks...calling him a vain peacock and the decision that he is not the most handsome among us have, it seems, wounded him more deeply than he would ever admit. Therefore, as his brother, I ask you to show @deideioftroy kindness today. A word, a gesture...these things carry more weight than you might think. You have my thanks.
Oh brother! ππ My pain ππ and disappointment π± in our people π«΅π³ is immense π€―. What, were my extravagant π and exquistite βοΈβ¨ festivities for NOTHING??? I β‘οΈhave given you so π€§ much BEAUTY ππ and you people π are all simply ungrateful. π I shall no longer π¨ bless Troy with my radiant π self in public, since you π£π«΅ do not seem to care! π π
Am I the hottest of my brothers? π
yes π€©
yes diva π
of course you are π
no π (I will find you.)
Are you lying and am I actually the hottest?
Yes, you defend our city so bravely, we love you.
No, you are both equally hot (are you sure?)
Yes, neither of you is hot (why would you say that?)
Yes, dearest Hektor you are clearly the superior choice
I am jesting Dei, you are obviously the most handsome among us.β€οΈ
This is no good jest π€β and I am offended by the results, brother dear πππ
Am I the hottest of my brothers? π
yes π€©
yes diva π
of course you are π
no π (I will find you.)
Favourite brother?
There is no other right answer than my big brother @hekioftroy!! π€©π He is an idiot at times, but he is my favorite and I love him very much π
Whos your fav Greek?
Interesting question π§ There is only one right answer π€βοΈ it is Patroclus πββοΈ he is a diva π€© and I would say he has a great taste in fashionβ¨ππͺ even though not so great in men π³π
Egbbgrgrbbgrgbegebeg e g facddqc fwge ehngneenhhrn
- @scamandrius-of-troy
Oh hello π my dear sweet nephew! ππ What's that? You want to go to the bazaar π with your favorite uncle? πββοΈβοΈ How could I ever say no to that adorable little face of yours πβ¨, even if you look just like your father π
since ur brother has a son...do you want kids?
YES ππ€ I would love to have children π especially daughters to spoil and dress up! ππ
I have been practicing with my dearest nephew π so he does not end up with my brother's taste in fashion πββοΈπ
thoughts on menelaus and polydamas?
Both are annoying π in their own βοΈπ way π
Polydamas tends to steal my brother away from spending time with meβ¨, and that is VERY annoying ππ€ @panthoonides I can only excuse this because we grew up πββοΈ together π£οΈ
Menelaus is only interesting because he ALWAYS brings drama ππβ into the palace ποΈ. I thought he was alright until he started to pursue Hektor, then me. π€¨β Also, I hear rumors of him π wanting to kill πͺ me! π±π₯
And I guess their eternal dispute π about Hektor is just as annoying π³π₯±
Where is Deiphobos?
Since you are asking like that...probably at the bazaar. π₯±
Seek the feathers, the wild garments, and colors bright enough to shame the sunrise. Shine boldly, and he will find his way to you of his own accord. Just you wait....
@deideioftroy
I heard someone missed β¨meβ¨? ππ
you're back!!
I indeed am dear little sister ππππ
EVERYONE π€©ππβοΈβ¨π
It is my big brother's birthday ! π₯³ππ€ͺ @hekioftroy π Whose present is your favorite? ππββοΈπ€π
Where is Deiphobos?
Since you are asking like that...probably at the bazaar. π₯±
Seek the feathers, the wild garments, and colors bright enough to shame the sunrise. Shine boldly, and he will find his way to you of his own accord. Just you wait....
@deideioftroy
I heard someone missed β¨meβ¨? ππ
Heyyy xena
how are you doing?
GOOD HRUU
are your visions ok?
My vision are mid
I got a weird one today
but other than that
Iβm doing okay
:3
okayyy
you me and @deideioftroy should go get mani pedis
YES πβ¨πβοΈ
Dont worry prince Deiphobos you are my favourite β€οΈ
I am ππ?
Well, I should ππ€ be everyone's πββοΈ favourite πβ‘οΈβ¨ don't you think ? π«¦π
you are my favorite bro
(don't tell heki)
How dare you say that!
yk what none of you are my favorite Andromache is my favorite!
OH COME ON π«βΉοΈ
Look what you have done @hekioftroy π«΅π you DONKEY ππ« I hope you feel bad now π€§βοΈ