elves are fuckin great

Em // 24 // they/them. elves dude, hell ye. currently super into Fantasy High and Dimension 20. im a lil more active on my twitter (chessmetaphors). if u like my stuff feel free to stop by my ko-fi (ko-fi.com/deiviodi)

[atomicwrongs]

The Smells of the Twelve pt2: The Thirteenth

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[chiimeramanticore]

dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside

[atomicwrongs]

(deafening cheering noise) RED!!!!

[atomicwrongs]

(to cacophonous applause) REEEDDDDDDDD

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[virtualgirladvance]

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

[687687675765-deactivated2023011]

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

[atomicwrongs]

Hazel

[ID: A short, plump woman with radiant amber hair and rabbit ears, wearing a frilly pale blue dress. She reaches out for a small floating star. End ID.]

[acepalindrome]

Not exaggerating at all, I genuinely think Terry Pratchett was one of the greatest English writers of the 20th and early 21st centuries.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Tobacco propaganda worked so well on me, I think smoking is so hot. This is easily one of the top 7 most cringe things I find sexy, just totally manufactured by some dipshit Marlboro ad exec in a dipshit lab somewhere. My only saving grace is that abs do nothing for me

[toskarin]

being able to read for theme and meaning isn't a special ability or anything, which is why I love tumblr, where I can feel like an archmage for being able to do it

[hgsn-moved]

I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. you will be safe just get behind me

[valtsv]

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

[hagane-no-heart]

[clubolive]

Getting on the bus with an art portfolio is soooo humbling

[e-102]

universal experience of feeling like a fucking tool walking around with your large fucking rectangle

[nonfungibletoken]

when its windy as well and ur trying to discreetly control your feral rectangle from flying away. puts life into perspective

[vihra]

[laika-the-bitch]

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

[laika-the-bitch]

scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.

scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device

scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.