Random clutzverse headcanons(mostly about the listener characters…) :
Interviewer with a crush-
-This listener HAS TO have been homeschooled, man. Or he didn’t pay attention in math class, like wdym bro doesn’t know what Excel is😭. That fact was from a comment by Clutz, which was probably an exaggeration, but I could believe it.
-The interview might not have been as random as the listener says. This one is probably a reach, but I like to think the listener is at the very least interested in Arthur. We know that he has tried to talk to Arthur before, but that’s really all I have to base of this little ‘theory’. I guess I like mutual pining.
-Arthur probably has to fight for his life to make sure this new employee keeps the job.
- Listener ends up being good at a very specific part of the job. Like, I don’t know, organizing files. Arthur uses it as a defense if any of the other employees complain about his incompetenc. (“Come on, guys! He’s an expert at organizing our files, who would we be without him?”)
- Ed really likes Checkers’ hair. At some point Checkers jokes about shaving his hair, ans immediately has to rescue Ed from choking on water. After that, Checkers threatens to shave his hair when Ed annoys him.
-At first, Ed only gives Checkers his work phone’s number, which is strictly for work-related purposes. Checkers instead sends links to songs he wants Ed to listen to.
-Checkers has at least once tried to do drag. He feels like a guy who isn’t afraid to express himself, so I think it would make sense for him to at the very least have tried doing drag. Or maybe he just dressed up as David Bowie for Halloween.
I have som incredibly specific headcanons of Richies appearance.
-When I first listened to these audios, I immediately imagined Richie as a tall blonde. Genuinely for no reason. Being from Scandinavia, I imagine tall blonde people are Swedish. So yes, Richie is now Swedish to me.
- More like 2nd generation immigrant kind of Swede. Like his pa owns a bunch of forests and fields. And that’s how you get filthy rich in the big North🤑.
(It is confirmed that Cam’s shirt is big on him, which might contradict my tall Richie headcanon. But they could still have different body types. Or Cam is tall as hell.)
I gotta say again, the Swedish Richie came out of nowhere. But I needed to share it.
- The glasses aren’t prescription glasses, he just wears them for aura.
-omg what if they’re those camera glasses…
Some of these might have actually been confirmed in an audio, or they could completely contradict something that’s been said in an audio. It’s been a while since I listened to them all, please have mercy on me😭.
