song birds keep singing like they know the score

Margaret. INFP. 23. Taurus/Gemini cusp, Virgo moon. Psych grad. Lifting. Crafting. Assisted living manager/social services admin. RN in the making. Navigating life with my person.

[clarasvampires]

Tag yourself I’m weeeeeber

[olivegarden]

How I plan to live out the new year:

beautiful

moisturized

hydrated

emotionally detached from all negative influences in my life

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[catsofinstagram]

[lperezidente]

He makin biscuits

[antiandrogen]

he is biscuits

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[acidrainirrigation]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

i really fcking hate whoever first made this post! like seriously… im tired of coming across it 😤 ima always hit reblog tho cuz fck that

[dmvkidcudi]

This the first post I seen reach 2 mill, imma still reblog tho, sry not sry

[penny-theunicorn]

I’ve really been reblogging this for like 7 years lmao.

[princess-megan431-deactivated20]

this is some serious shit 

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[dejaentenderp]

In case you couldn't infer from my last post... After changing jobs, selling his house, and moving across the state for me, this remarkably smart, kind, hardworking, and handsome man asked me to marry him. I'm so so so excited to spend the rest of my life loving my best friend. 💕

[dejaentenderp]

planning a wedding is one of the most stressful and intimating things I've ever done and I've only been engaged for like 2 weeks

[likeafantasy]

[ferrantes]

[dejaentenderp]

What if instead of grad school I became a stripper?

[anancientheart]

[cutegorl]

Sexualizing someone’s body does not make them feel better about it.

Sexualizing someone’s body does not make their insecurities disappear.

Sexualizing someone’s body does not give you access to their body.

Sexualizing someone’s body is not your right.

[dejaentenderp]

Hey hi it's me 👋🏼

[blushie]

moments when grls r Extra pretty : • the lil smile when they put on blush • tying up their hair - bonus points if she pulls out a few strands at the front to frame her face • putting on lotion - bonus if she rubs some on your hands cuz she took too much • pulling their hair out from under a scarf or jacket • when there’s like stray glitter on their faces ? shimmer blush ? eyeshadow ? who knows but it’s angelic • wearing Anything that is too big for them. in general - 2x bonus if it’s yours • when they receive a hot drink and hold it with both hands and just sort of put their face right up close to it