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@dekubabby
As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings
This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.
Not leaving this in the tags
I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now
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O-okay, let’s get into this, shall we?
*grumbling* Would you rather work for Lex Luthor or the Joker- *shouting* Lex Luthor, by like, a fucking mile!
Yes, yes, working for Lex Luthor is basically like being an Amazon employee that makes weapons of mass destruction, which is bad. Lex is like Donald Trump mixed with Mark Zuckerberg mixed with Jeffrey fucking Bezos, it’s not a great mix. He does not treat his henchmen well. Their lives still suck, and they are probably monitored on how long they take piss breaks for.
But let’s analyze what working for Lex Luthor is like versus the fucking Joker. With Lex you probably get a dental plan, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that you’re fighting really cares about human life. Superman will hit you just long enough to knock you out, so you’re not a treat, so he can stop the problem.
If you work for the Joker, your payment is you’re not fucking dead. You say one wrong thing? Bang. You don’t laugh at his jokes? Bang! You do laugh at his jokes? Bang! You think Joker gives a fuck about a henchman?
Who’s Lex Luthor’s right-hand-man? It’s a woman, you sexist, her name is Mercy, she’s awesome. Who’s Joker’s right-hand-man? Bob? Nah, he’s dead. Harley? Tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy?
The best case scenario of working for the Joker is that you fight the fucking Batman! And that presents its own fucking list of problems. If you stop Superman as a Lex Luthor henchman, Lex’ll be pissed, but he’ll be at least happy that Superman was caught. If you stop Batman as a Joker henchman, you better have a fucking coffin picked out yesterday.
This isn’t a fun hypothetical question, this is a screening technique that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health! There is a right and a wrong answer to this question, and the correct one is Lex fucking Luthor. Thank you for coming to my fucking Ted Talk, have a nice day.
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Bitch neither I work for Wayne Industries, they got better offers than work these clowns:
batmans secret special attack is offering all of his enemys henchmen a living wage and guaranteed healthcare
You wake up as the protagonist of This Anime. How fucked are you? https://wheelofnames.com/qef-dsg
You have become the protagonist of this anime!
How fucked are you?
this is amazing actually!
This is good!
Eh it's okay
BAD.
SO BAD IM SO FUCKED.
I'm not the one who's getting fucked ;)
Results/other
The crossover would go crazy
TFW walked so they could run...
Im crying
I dont know why this is so funny to me
Oh hey pals, new AO3 scam just hit!
Just like the tumblr scam where they pretend to be "the support team" this is also a scam.
I edited out the link because I GUARANTEE if you go to it you will get your computer hacked and your AO3 or discord account stolen.
I am so mad because I got this 30 seconds after posting a new fic.
DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAMS.
No legitimate website support will EVER contact you like this!
(Obviously, this comment has been reported.)
the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door
hug meter time 🫂 a "challenge" meme mainly for twt (will reblog the results under this post when done!)
Wonder how this queen is doing today
Edit: For those wondering, this is from a 70s nsfw sci-fi zine called "alien brothers" (more specifically, page 83). This little paragraph was right above a k/s smut fanfic written by this lady.
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I mean, it’s a hard question. It depends
I’ll start working on the main comic next 😈 finally
if you were a fish what kind og fosh would you be
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i. forgor
Piece of Asian media: *has a title that's obviously not in English*
Fan Translators: hmm taking into account the intention of the original and the rules of both languages, plus the tone of the story, the best title would probably be something like Adherent of the Blade of Duality, but probably an official translation would want to shorten it to Blade of Duality, or perhaps Double-Edged Sword to borrow a popular turn of phrase that also fits thematically--
Official English Translators: Master of Double-Penetration
yao being the first to die is actually plaguing me so bad. everything hurts. what do you mean. his method of suicide was a gun, so fucking violent but so effective. he was going to wait until his crew went, in case they needed a way out because something happened. he was the captain. he was going to be the last one alive. he died first.
@grayscale-sparks goddamn.
@sleepymarmot goddamn. And of course Grace got the opposite of what he wanted, too, which was not to go at all.
On the other hand, the others wanted to give their lives to save the world, and they did. Dubois’ death propelled Grace into the mission — possibly the only person who would have reacted to Rocky like that, securing their success. His (book canon) huge stash of nitrogen saved the astrophage Grace needed to complete the mission. Yao and Ilyukhina’s deaths gave Grace the urgency to try as hard as he did to make it to Tau Ceti and so to Rocky, and left him enough coma slurry to survive the crises ahead. And Grace being forced into the mission saved his life in the end and returned him to what he’d been longing for all along, a quiet life with friends and fog over the beach and little ones to give his love of science to.
So, you know. The this-but-that of life. It takes and it gives, over and over again.
“hey did you kiss the brick before you threw it” “prev so true” “EXACTLY!!!” “I am always saying this” “op im gonna kill myself” “dont talk to me im unwell about this” “agskhksj!!!"
Very funny if Hirose ends up dating a girl who straight up looks like a female Nakamura at some point. He’s deep in the pits of comphet purgatory at this point, and as much as Hirose would never admit it, on some subconscious level he gravitated towards her because of the visual similarities. He asks her out, thinking that maybe this attraction means that he’s finally figuring out the appeal of dating. She’s sweet, polite, independent. She doesn’t ask much of him and he doesn’t ask much of her. Hirose is…content.
Nakamura is, of course, devastated. He’s always devastated when Hirose starts dating a new girl, but this is the longest a relationship has ever lasted—he might even marry her one day. Nakamura throws himself into his coursework and tentatively emerging social life in college, desperate to suture the reopened wound of his first heartbreak. Hirose is deeply troubled by his friend’s new distance, made even worse when he starts hearing about all these new friends in the city taking up the other boys time.
Anyone in their lives with the misfortune of witnessing of any of this is begs for the sweet release of death. Or maybe a chance to lock the two dumbasses in a closet and throw away the key. Either works.
Be prepared to get comments like "Your hair is so pretty. You wrote her hair so pretty. Why is she so pretty?" And "Your writing is so good. I can really tell what he's saying and oh he smells so nice. That's a cool looking bag. Your beta has awesome shoes I bet. What's her name?"
Let the endless compliment cycle begin.
ID: a tweet by delgard / @antiquecipher: Leave comments on fanfic like you're drunk in the ladies room of the club. a reply from [japanese characters]: I'm a fanfic author and I endorse this
