The thing about sharing a spaceship with a guy in a hamster ball is you end up doing the grunt work. So here we are, en route to an alien planet, and I am once again hanging off the side of the dang ship. At least this time Iām securely fastened and not watching any approaching doom. Two hours ago we plowed through a molecular dust cloud and alarms went off, not of the ādeath imminentā variety. More of a āa bunch of exterior stuff just got scratched up like an angry cat went after it.ā I am getting better at the piloting thing, which is not to say I am good. But I did get us safely slowed down and prepped for repairs. Hence my current hanging-off-the-ship situation: I am repairing the dings with an Eridian blowtorch, xenonite patches, and more blood, sweat and tears than Iād hoped to part with today.
āWish I could help Grace,ā says Rockyās voice in my headset.
Itās slow going. I have never been accused of being nimble even without the lumbering Orlan. āWish you could too, Rock. Youād be five times faster than my primitive human hands can manage. Iām giving this my whole ass and it looks half-assed at best.ā
āHalf. Assed. Grace referring to his posterior orifice, question?ā
I giggle. Itās become a kind of competition, seeing how thoroughly we can confuse each other with our native idioms. āHey, itās like I always told my students, half a bum is better than none. What I wouldnāt give for an Eridian-sized Orlan,ā I say wistfully. āYou think you could fit into Ilyukhinaās?ā
(I couldnāt stop thinking about the xenosuit, skin hunger, and the four year road trip to Erid. 3k, gen. Read the rest here on AO3.)























