It's Not My Life

I'm not sure what I'm doing.

[thenatsdorf]

View this post on Instagram

How to wake up a piglet.

[delay-lay-blog]

A Brief Encounter with a Brit

I was at work one day at a Hot Topic in Texas and this man comes into the stores and says *British accent* "Er ma'am, do ya appen to av any bootle openas?" Me inside: *SCREAMS* HE IS BRITISH HOLY SHIT WHAAAAT MAYBE HE KNOWS TOM HIDDLESTON OR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. Okay, wait chill. It maybe an island but it's still a big place. Breathe. breathe. Actually me: "Umm no i don't think we do have any, sorry sir."

[tastefullyoffensive]

Super adorable. (via kjaj1213)

[aquaristlifeforme]

[charmera]

Ohhh my god. OHHH MY GOD.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

WHAT A CUTIE

[trashgnomesanonymous]

I WAS EXPECTING A DOG

[x-chaotic-echo-x]

It got better.

[electriclady-land]

[dreamlume]

I’m honestly so sad I hope things don’t continue this way

[pondnaravit]

[thebestoftumbling]

dog conquers fear of doorways 

[thisishowthebeatdrops]

OH MY GOD BABY, YOU BIG FUCKING DORK NO, I CAN’T COPE WITH YOU

[buchichu]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Everybody eats.” 🔊

[melbrooks]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

IM FUCKING SCREECHING

[sailormixt-deactivated20170326]

what the fuck is this

[starkiller--bae]

this is why god doesn’t talk to us anymore

[sapphicstarsandseas]

This is my favorite Bad Lip Reading ever.

[1-purple-lightsaber]

I want to buy this song

[maxofs2d]

[frecklebub]

is this a romance???

[genericbanana]

[sonypraystation]

dont ever drink from me or my son again

[dogzzilla]

View this post on Instagram

[archeogeist]

You’re walking in the woods

There’s no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

[funnystories]

funny story

i once went on a date with a guy. it started of really fairytale-like, he “picked me up at 8” and everything, told me I looked pretty (my hair was baaad back then). anyway, we went to the movies to watch the hunger games 2 or something. i’m a bit of an emotional person, and I don’t like that because I’m afraid people think I’m a dramaqueen (i’m not making that up, i won second place in the “biggest dramaqueen award” 2014 yearbook), so i decided that no matter what, i wouldn’t cry. so there we were, watching the movie, me fighting back my tears. finally the lights went back on and I was so excited that i didnt cry. then, i heard a sobbing noise from the seat next to me. it was my date. tears running down his face. after a few weeks we decided we didn’t fit together. i see him walking down the street every now and then, the winner of the 2015’s biggest dramaqueen award