chuck

she/her, 18+

[tentative-wanderer]

Yue Qingyuan’s way of loving is endearing in that he does all of the following in an earnest and gentlemanly fashion

- first person Shen Qingqiu sees after he regains consciousness because Yue Qingyuan waits at his bedside while he’s ill

- “Qingqiu-shidi” vs everyone else’s “surname-shidi” and “surname-shimei”

- *sponsors Shen Qingqiu’s huge gambling sum* if you win the money is yours, if you lose I’ll bear the loss

- he was about to bash your head in with a brick? You misunderstood, he was only joking with you

- (zhangmen-shixiong you seriously want his original settings to be restored??) he’s always good in any form but yes, it would be better for him to remember

- dies

- go on, I will always be here for you

[boarloved-art]

green fucks galore

[pyronado-moved]

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

[demonicsymphony]

And if you’re in the notes or tags telling us to “just get a new tag”

Fuck You

[attorneytrash]

i don't care what anyone says i love it when a historical novel slides in a historical figure all casual. every single time i am pointing yelling screaming cheering like YOU!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!! FROM HISTORY

[attorneytrash]

book: they ordered their drinks at ye olde tavern and there was a guy there. and he said sup i'm william but you can call me will...... shakespeare......

me: omg it's william. of shakespeare fame

book: he was scribbling with his quill pen mumbling to himself "hmm what if there was a play.... but it was WITHIN the play..."

me: omg hamlet.........................

[attorneytrash]

pythagoras making a cameo in a novel about vampires in ancient greece or whatever: oh didn't see you there...... i was busy thinking about my theorem #mytheorem

me: no way....... just like when he said that in real life.......

[adhdo5]

Tumblr post 1: Stories are all too grimdark and such it is fash doomerism to assume reality is evil What we need in these times is stories that inspire hope that is truly revolutionary

Tumblr post 2: Stories are all too fluffy and happy and such it is fash revisionism to shy away from the darkness What we need in these times is stories that are cathartic and unsettling that is truly revolutionary

MORAL: All storytelling is evil (telling lies)

[flipocrite]

If I may be evil for a moment, this reminds me of that Aesop’s fable of the father and son going to town to sell their donkey, passing various disapproving villagers on the way:

“Look at those idiots, both walking when one of them could ride the creature.”

“The boy riding while the father walks? Kids these days have no respect for their elders.”

“What a cruel man, riding while such a young boy is forced to walk!”

“Hey! Both of you get off that donkey before you kill the poor thing!”

So they tied the thing up by its hooves to some wooden poles carried over their shoulders, like a hunted boar. When they were crossing the bridge into town, the townsfolk laughed so raucously at the pair finding the worst solution imaginable that the startled donkey started to kick free of its restraints and it fell into the river and died.

MORAL: There is some secret sixth way to transport the donkey that makes everyone happy and they just didn’t think about it long enough to figure out what it is. You can always please everyone with your creative works or self-expression if you just try hard enough (lie).

REAL MORAL: They should have kept the donkey home. The best way to keep everyone happy is to never engage in any form of self-expression or creativity, and if you choose to do so then you never share it. This is for the best (also lie).

[djangodurango]

[aaabatteries777]

Doodle of Shen Jiu being very normal about Qi-jie’s boobs

(I love genderbending characters and changing almost nothing about their design)

[feeshu09]

Hi! I just wanna say I love your Reverse Transmigration/Adoption AU of Scumbag System! ^^ It's so adorable! I wonder what happened to Qi-Ge and the others in the Scumbagverse?

Thank you so much !!! Ahshajanakkw-- ❤️❤️❤️ As for how qi-ge is doing...

[filmgifs]

Highlander (1986) dir. Russell Mulcahy

[lazzarella]

FATHER JUD DUPLENTICY + SWEARING

BONUS:

[charnel-grounds]

Elizaveta Porodina, “The Wall People” 2025

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[aaabatteries777]

I like qijiu a lot

[hyac-nth]

this reminds me of this img

[fl0ffly]

Shen Jiu in dress looking at me like I'm a piece of trash... Ah, lovely.

[thrashunderpressure]

Cat People (1942)

[10thmusemoon]

“When Shen Qingqiu came up Qiong Ding Peak of his own accord, not only was Yue Qingyuan astonished but happy, practically every disciple at the scene was itching to raise a cheer and call everyone to come watch the show.”

[littleewhitelotus]

caught!!

[justshushu]