mascoholic

LESBIAN funniest girl in the morgue 🐈‍⬛

[delicatelymorbid]

𑣲hii welcome! i'm a femme lesbian, 19yo, she/her, and a verse switch who tops mascs and butches as if my life depended on it

✯ interests: fortnite, movies (especially horror right now, send me recs and ill send feet pics), winter, bunnies, a submissive masc, blood orange, and abortions

★ my original posts are under the tag #my thoughts, and i've organized them between a handful of tags: #me sub or #me dom are the main two. for more specific subcategories: #strap stuff is for posts focused on any type of strap play, #strap sucking is self explanatory, and #sub tops i love you is my power bottom-ish posts/posts that are dedicated to the lovely sub tops. i tried to make it easy for people to go through my blog, so use it at your own discretion and have so much fun! if my posts make you horny you have to tell me or buy me vbucks thanks

✯ i use this blog as a fun escape, my only hope is that you have fun and feel safe as well. so much love for all of you mwahmwahmwah 🩵💕🐇

★ my perverts (anons): ❤️,🐺, 🍓, 🌺, 🍡, 🐚, 🍭, 💝, 🎱, 🪽, 🎶, 🦈, 🌹, 🍅, 🕸️, ✨, 🐢, 🫧, 🪑, 🎲, 🐑, 🖤, 🍎, 🏒, 🗡️, L, 🔶, 💿, 🌠, ❄️, 🍋, 🌌, 💚, 🦖, 🃏, 🦇, 🧎🏽‍♂️, 🦎, 🫆, ☀️, 🕯️, ♾️, 🦋, 💋, 🐈‍⬛, 💥, 🍰, 🦆, 🍏, 🐁, 🦝, 🍿, 🪰, 🦌

my dni list is not a "friendly warning", it is my declaration of disdain, lack of respect, and boundaries. so, DNI: terfs, minors, racists, maga, zionists, ppl who post ai, ageplayers, misogyny fetishizers, & MEN. i don't care if you like my posts, i don't care if you want to message me, i don't even care if you drop dead within the next three seconds. leave me the fuck alone

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LOLL completely understandable, who’d wanna leave paradise ? gottttta take advantage of cummaxxing when the opportunity presents itself

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cummaxxingnis crazy i would block you if i could

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GROSS?? definitely not the word I’d use, be so frrrr

ohhh nooo you can’t stop cumming? my steak too juicyy, my lobster too butteryyy like do you need help or something?

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IM LAAUGHHNG honestly yeah im happy and grateful and my dick is always smiling so i guess he doesn't need help but he def loves it. and i hope to everything on this earth that it doesn't go away because now that ive gotten a taste of pure paradise i dont ever wanna go back. like pfft. twice in 2 hours and now five times in 45 minutes. rookie numbers

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if anyone loses interest bc you’re living your sweaty beast truth, they’ve simply never had sex before

hope this helps ❤️

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this is making me LAUGH and bro another fucking side effect is that i'm able to cum over and over and over and over again during sex 🧐🧐🤨 like me cumming twice... sure give me a twenty minute break. but in a ROW? AND FIVE TIMES INSTEAD OF TWO? LIKE HELLLL NO THATS NOT MY NORMAL but ever since i started my medicine... i've just been a sweaty cum beast 🫤🫤🫤 that's so gross i need to stop talking

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oh em geee, literally thought this was a safe space for perverted freaks and horny beasts

my mistake </3

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horny beasts is making me fucking LAUGH because i've been calling myself a sweaty beast due to side effects of my ssri 😭😭😭 i know 3 ppl immediately lost interest in me reading that

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oh swear, in fact, i didn’t see you responded because i was actually just- *abrupt mic cut*

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bro just finished cumming omg GET A ROOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE HERE!!!

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IM SORRY I DISAPPEARED I GOT DISCOVERED 💔💔💔 I FEEL LIKE A SPY IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IM USING MY FREAKING FRIENDS ACCOUNT BRO

I hope jt is that shes just busy cuz i cant tell if she hates me or wants me, cuz i want her shes 😼😼😼😼😼

im sorry i left 💔

-L

your taste in women is questionable but get her bro HASHTAG YOLO IF SHES LOVEBOMBING YOU SO WHAT!!! BE GRATEFUK YOU GOT THE OPPORTUNITY

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your sub masc tag always pulls me back to tumblr when i’m ovulating 💔 i didn’t realize how much i missed your posts until i felt myself drooling from both lips.. so now i’ve gottta lyk, i’ve clocked in and done some SERIOUS shifts in that tag 😟

thank you for your service ❤️

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say you swear 👀

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its L. help me bro. i had to delete my tumblr, this is a new account, top secret account!!!

i think im being lovebombed and i need help cuz idk if i actually am or not, so naturally i came to my fave dom for help😛😛

its been 3/4 days since i’ve been speaking to this girl, and we’ve been talking 24/7! like its non stop, and she says all the right stuff and shes so sweet n shit. i should have known what i was in for when she said she’d caress my cheek before she slapped it and then kiss it after. anyways, she was working all day but we’ve been talking fine exchanging voice notes n shit BUT NOW SHES IFNORING ME AND WHEN SHE DOES REPLY SHES SAYINF TALK TO ME BIT I AM TALKING AND AHES NOT FUCKING REPLYING AND WHEN SHE IS ITS THE DRYEST SHIT EVER.

am i good or do i need to esxape from this madness

OH MY GOD YOU LITTLE SHIT IM NOT HELPING YOU. YOU DEACTIVATED WITHOUT TELLING ME AND I HAD TO MOURN THE LOSS OF YOU ALONE. kidding I'll help I GUESS.

i would give it a few days, but you asking if you need to escape it is already your answer. see if things smooth over because she might just be busy (?) but if things are still weird and dont settle i'd leave it

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strap sucking yet not letting the switch flip between us and staying in control. if they moan, whine, or mumble about how good it feels, i'd only respond with disappointed shushes. telling them that they have to ask before speaking, that they have to be good and earn that privilege.

their hands inevitably trying to snake through my hair would be pinned down beside their thighs. my nails digging deep into their wrist as i slowly let up with a string of spit connecting us. shaking my head at them, tsking my teeth, and feigning disappointment with brows that are devastatingly furrowed. soon, asking questions to purposefully pull at that weak thread of composure.

"you didn't have permission, baby. can't you understand simple instructions? you know you have to ask, don't play dumb. what happened to my smart baby?"

in between words i'd gently stick my tongue out, barely licking their tip and placing chaste kisses down to the base as i mumble against them.

"it's not that hard, honey. use that pretty brain, yeah? don't be dumb. you know if you act dumb you won't get your treat, and don't you need it, sweetheart?"

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masc who sends selfies x femme who uses them to cum

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making her undo my belt, unzip my jeans, pull my boxers down. instructing her. "slower, baby. take your time." comforting her when her hands shake, if she fumbles, stroking her hair and petting her and cooing at her, "there you go, hon. give it a kiss...." all nice and sweet until i'm fucking her face and ignoring her crying

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sighing dreamily while thinking about taking care of someone who is constantly overworked and overwhelmed with responsibility. them coming to me after a long day, dropping to their knees and resting their chin on my thigh. looking up at me with tired eyes that instantly soften when they settle onto mine. staring at me as if i'm the only thing in the world, the only thing they could ever need. gently combing my fingers through their hair as i coo at them, calling them my poor baby while pouting and nodding at their soft sighs. smiling at the fact that someone so smart and strong trusts me enough to allow themselves to be calm and unguarded with me.

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helllloooo im back, im finally free from my studies for a while, 2 years into bioengineering this shit is not easy at all, these days have been full of stressed i just need to be fucked stupid by a femme until i have no conscience left

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hiii eee well i'm proud and happy that you're getting through it, you should be treating yourself kindly too 🙂‍↕️ and now i'm thinking of fucking someone to relieve their stress hashtag boner alert

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can you fuck me delicately and intensely?

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i've been in a LOVEY MOOD recently so out of those two definitely the first one

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would you rather frogs jumping out of your mouth every time you lie or small spiders crawling up your neck and into your hair every time you do something wrong?

something wrong like if you need to do something and you’re procrastinating for no reason yk

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so i actually would shoot myself in the face if the second option happened to me. this is like making an abortion joke to a conservative im about to vomit thinking of that so the second one. pls no. no more spider talk on my page LOL. i also don't lie much, mostly just to my family so i pick that one

also dream guest on my podcast (pertaining to your first ask) would either be enya and drew or vanilla mace. also really tempted to make a jojo siwa reference but it's pride month and she's with a man now

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if we had a baby:

also i'm bored hi guys i just woke up from my nap hungry as a beast and i had a dream i was fighting a ariana fortnite skin while simultaneously playing tomodachi life and trying to make olivia rodrigo