Uncle Cookie

17 turning 18 this year, Yearner I’m uncle cookie bc my nephew LOVES Cookie Monster so that’s who I am

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INTROOOOO

★Hi you can call me Butcher/Butchie/Junior (not my real name 😭), I'm 17 (turning 18 in November). I'm a Cajun butch lesbian. Call me any pronouns you want, I'm gender nonconforming so it doesn't matter to me, but I am AFAB.

★I like knitting, sewing,upcycling, driving, spirituality, horror (books, games, shows, movies, etc), and I love people too!

Feel free to DM me! I'm always bad about reaching out bc I'm scared I'm bothering people so please, bother me!

★DNI list

★all the generally bad people (homophobes, transphobes, racists, n@zi's, p3edos, etc)

★straight cis men, i don't honestly know what we'd talk about

★anyone under 16 or over 18 if the intent is flirtatious. I’m also not looking to Edate, we gonna at LEAST be in the same state if not adjacent

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I’m letting everyone know I’m going to bed again and I’m very warm and cozy to cuddle with I just wanted to let you all know

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Are you going to dress up for Halloween this year, and if so as what? I want to go as a medieval princess with one of those tall cone hats 😋 I'm so excited for Halloween and I will dress up until I'm dead

I’m also gonna dress up until I die. This year I’m not 100% sure, if I’m in a relationship I’d like to be Hercules and Meg but if not maybe Cookie Monster or maybe a bug (last year I was a stag beetle)

Medieval princes sounds sooooo cute, that makes me wanna be a jester or a knight (tho armor would probably suffocate me 😭)

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Biting a giant hole into your neck NOW

ok bed time

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I be like: yeah I dont have a celebrity crush

..nvm

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I was gonna make a post about how Id really love to eat a cookie rn fully forgetting im a Cookie Monster blog

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Anyone else feel extremely bad for rejecting ppl? Once a MAN asked me out and when I said no I felt so bad i thought abt it all day

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i want 7 gazillion anons by tomorrow

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Dont make me hit you with the dickitydickitysplickitysplickitycock

/Dax ref

ANYTHING HE SAYS DONT EVEN SUPRISE ME NO MORE CAUSE WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

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This is the funniest post I’ve seen today

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I love when people with text quirks try to stay anonymous like bitch i recognize your voice

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Idk about you but I go back to school today dude end me I cant go back to that place 😔 every moment im awake my stomach is deciding to be nauseous

Idk if your American, so my terminology might be confusing, but I’m a senior this year and I’m hype, but I can understand not wanting to go back

I have some people I REALLY don’t want to see but oh well. But I personally kinda like school but i definitely see why others hate it, I’m sorry it’s making you feel sick big dawg 😭

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I think my hairdresser was trying to set me up with her niece???😭😭

I live in a small, mostly conservative town, but I went to this new hairdresser and she was AWESOME and she told me she had a goth sister and niece and was like “you should totally meet them” and I was just like “haha yeah” bc I don’t personally know this woman. But then she pushed our next appt back to when her sister and niece are coming in???? And I know my hairdressers daughter and she’s like PREPPY and it’s RIDICULOUS to think her mom cut my hair into a death hawk, offered to dye it for free, and then basically set me up for a meet cute

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(group of kids deciding to play tag instead of soccer): Fuck ball we it

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When the government decides to get rid of the constitution and throw it away cartoonishly: fuck we, ball it

When my Nintendo stops working so I have to throw it away: fuck Wii, ball it

When I mess up in Wii bowling: fuck, Wii ball it

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I love my fucking mutuals bc what are we even doing right now 😭😭

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Im so relieved you weren't too off put by me 😭 My heart genuinely sunk when I read your post I felt so evil. I would love to keep interacting with you if you're okay with it. I'm horrible at picking up on tone so I assumed you were upset 😅

I definitely should’ve put /j or something that’s very much so my bad 😭 but I’d love to be buddies hell yeah

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Hot take, you shouldn’t start dating someone after only 2 weeks or LESS of talking. I say you gotta talk for at LEAST a month.

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I'm sorry for interacting on your blog without anything on mine. It wasn't my intention to make you uncomfortable. I was scrolling through your page and found it fun and brightened my mood. I've never felt comfortable putting peraonal information online, so I just kept it blank. I'm not a creep or a bigot or anything, but I'll stop interacting since I can't really prove I'm also a queer teen. I apologize again.

You can interact friend! It’s ok! It was honestly a light hearted thing, I’m really glad my blog brightened your mood tho!