DANGER DANGER DANGER

[delightfuladultworld]

(I would love to RP with you, if you're getting back into that)

((bless u, that would rock! for now I’m gonna just test the waters a bit on a new account, then if that goes well I’ll return here properly!))

[delightfuladultworld]

OOC

took a looooong break from the tumblr rp scene, thinkin of gettin back into it... anyone wanna rp w/ Father like the good old days?

[recommissioned-grandfather]

I can’t figure out this tumblogging thing, my posts have vanished! which one of you brats played this prank?

[delightfuladultworld]

Honestly, Pappy, we’re all just impressed you’re managing to use a computer.

[delightfuladultworld]

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[emerald753]

No-Cook Strawberry Ice Cream

You will need -

1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk            1 (5-ounce) can evaporated milk          2 TB granulated sugar   1 ½ C whole milk            1 (16-ounce) container fresh strawberries or 1 (16-ounce) package thawed frozen strawberries 2 TB lemon juice  ¼ tsp salt  Directions:

1. Whisk first 4 ingredients in a 2-quart pitcher or large bowl until blended. Cover and chill 30 minutes. Process strawberries, lemon juice, and salt in a blender or food processor until smooth. Stir into milk mixture.

2. Pour milk mixture into freezer container of a 1-quart electric ice-cream maker, and freeze according to manufacturer’s instructions. (Instructions and times will vary.)

3. Remove container with ice cream from ice-cream maker, and place in freezer 15 minutes. Transfer to an airtight container; freeze until firm, about 1 to 1 ½ hours.

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[jam-was-here]

inspired by this

magical girl father

what have i done

[roleplaypositivity]

–> asktheedelightfulchildren

[delightfuladultworld]

((THIS IS RLY SWEET and true y'all should go follow asktheedelightfulchildren tbh))

[stanford-pines]

KND meme, Day 16- The Delightful Children + Father

Pose with your brother, won’t you be a good sister?                        Everyone thinks that we’re perfect.                                                           Please don’t let them look through the curtains.

[pipe-organs]

J.S. Bach:  Komm, süsser Tod (transcription:  Virgil Fox)

[delightfuladultworld]

Happy Other Mother’s Day, motherlybuttons, you depraved hag.

[tinydancer1201]

Babies are awful. Don’t have them.

[delightfuladultworld]

Sycamore gave him a nod in response. “Sure. I was just taking my Sylveon out for a walk, but we can walk and talk at the same time if that’s alright with you,” he said.

The Sylveon went back to sit besides the professor and began to wag her tail when she felt his hand scratch one of her ears. She didn’t like the response that she got from the other man when she went to greet him, but it wasn’t like she could do anything about it without getting scolded by her owner.

[professorsycam0re-archive-deact]

"Oh, yes, that's fine," he nodded. "I'm Benedict, by the way. He watched the Sylveon for a few moments, before fishing a Pokeball from his shirt pocket and letting out his Camerupt. "Go on, go play with her," he told it, although it sounded more like an order than a suggestion. He patted the Camerupt on the head with a faint smile, before straightening up and turning back to Sycamore.

“I'm interested in learning more about baby Pokemon, and I thought a Pokemon Professor should be my first stop for information. I don't suppose you know any experts that could help me?"

[delightfuladultworld]

"You got some batter on your face." {{Rosetta muse}}

“Huh?” Father wiped a finger against his cheek, but it came away clean. “Where?”

[the-pirate-and-lady-blog]

“Well from what you have told me about your children, yes. Everyone respects their elders and never goes against their will. If they do, they get serverly punished.” She watched him do so, holding her hands together against her floral apron. 

[delightfuladultworld]

“That sounds ideal. That’s what I’m trying to achieve here, you know. That’s my dream, for the planet. First, world domination; second, a strict discipline programme for kids; third, maybe some kind of brainwashing programme for teenagers... Eventually, the Delightfulization of every child on Earth. After that, who knows? I may begin looking into expansion.”

[monkeywiththemojo]

“Yes, the schematics should not be particularly difficult to draw up,” Mojo replied as he pictured the blueprint in his head. Then a smirk came to his face. “Though Townsville is destroyed so often the city has been forced to build everything out of highly flammable materials due to budget cut backs. It may be that all I need is a simple match and an inferno will rise around me.”

[delightfuladultworld]

Father blinked, then laughed. It was a real shame the Kids Next Door had cottoned onto his powers and put defences in place years ago, or he'd be able to just burn down their stupid treehouses.

"How fortunate! Be sure to let me know when you do it, I'd LOVE to watch it burn live on the news."

[truffulaforest]

Trouble in the forest

delightfuladultworld Once-ler or Once or rather Numbuh 71 smiled looking at his knitting. It was a warm day in the forest, most of his fellow operatives were lounging in the pool in town. Well provided they got past O’hair’s cronies. The operative jumped when their video chat screen blared on with loud red warnings falshed everywhere.   “Hello? Hello!! Ofcourse noone- oh, Numbuh 71!”  “I’m here, I’m here what is it?” Numbuh 71 asked sitting down at the screen his knitting abandoned. He ran his fingers through his dark brown locks pulling stray pink tufts from the truffula trees that supported their tree house. He looked at the higher ranking officer. He watched the other talk and even send over papers. “I’ll make sure she gets them.” He siad hanging up on the other. 71 let out a content sigh. “You know I’m pretty sure Adults even have lazy days.” He muttered looking over the information.  “Why in the sweet gumballs would some-” 71 jumped hearing a tree fall. “Oh are you kidding me!” He snapped running up to a zip line set up through the forest. “Section 3-T computer.” Once said picking up his thneed stachel. “Everybody always gets a a day off except me. What a load of bull.” He snapped before putting his Z.I.P. gloves. He headed towards the section. 

[delightfuladultworld]

Father couldn't imagine why the Kids Next Door cared about these stupid truffula trees so much, but he was going to find out. Maybe the trees contained an important substance they used in 2x4 Technology. Maybe the tufts were used to make Rainbow Monkeys. Maybe kids just liked looking at them. Either way, he was going to send some back to the Evil Adult Industries, Inc. lab for analysis.

The whole tree needed to be analysed, of course, which required tearing them up. And just one wouldn't do. He aimed to collect about 10 trees, and would probably have to come back for a larger sample later on.

So he'd turned up with a few machines and a team of workers to make the whole process run smoothly. But nothing ever ran smoothly when the KND were nearby, did it? It looked like one of those brats had turned up now, after just one tree. Typical.

"Don't interfere!" Father called out in warning, raising his body temperature in preparation.

[delightfuladultworld]

Happy Families (Negative AU)

[asktheedelightfulchildren]

The operatives eyebrows quirked, lifting up their foreheads gently, as they squinted a fraction as the trailer came into view, slight frowns etchining themselves out across the fives lips. They took in the sight of the trailer dubiously, the homestead was by no means spic and span, it's grass could use some weeding, along with some tidying up for sure, was that a flamingo? But the home was by no means dilapidated, no holes in the roof, or cracks inn the Windows, it just looked as though it's owner little time to keep it bright and shiny for some unknown reason. The group found themselves peering quizically up at the man stepping carefully around them, but said nothing further. 

Even still, the group felt themselves equally wishing that they had sent out some kind of mention of their whereabouts to the closest dnk central headquarters fort, even if they weren't due back for an hour or so, they knew the sector patrol routes around this area like the back of all their hands, and they knew already, that they always were the last out on patrol at this hour. This timid man perplexed them, but if worse came to worse, they always had their finely tuned combat training, but not that that seemed necessary, Benny seemed like the kind of person that would run and hide from his own shadow.

 A crunch of dry grass signaled their switch from the hardened pavement of the street, to the front lawn of the trailer, and the group expectantly glanced up at their guide, coming to a perfectly synchronous halt at the front door. 

[delightfuladultworld]

As they came to an abrupt stop - not without a small stumble from himself - Benny quickly realised he'd run into a problem. He'd have to put the blonde boy down to unlock the door, but there wasn't really anywhere that he could put him. He glanced around for a moment, before his gaze came to rest upon a broken plant pot by the front door. There was another solution... He just might need to get his locks changed after this incident.

"Uh. C-could one of you, um... There's a key under that plant there, could one of you unlock the door? Please, th-that is?" He held Bruce a little closwr to his chest, to demonstrate how full his hands were. "Then we can all go inside, aand find the f-first aid kit, and maybe find some chocolate?"

This was it. He was really bringing Negative Sector Z into his home. This was horrifying. He'd probably have nightmares about this for years, he thought. His heart was beating so hard it seemed as if it might burst from his chest like that terrifying movie about the alien. Ugh, so gruesome. He was trying to stay composed in front of these kids, but it was so difficult. He wasn't succeeding particularly well, either - he looked positively ill, so sick was he with fear. This had been such, such a bad idea... But there was no goibg back now. No surrender, Benny, not this time. Not yet, anyway. He definitely wasn't going to rule out the potential for future surrender.

[hyperactivefish-moved]

Closed starter for Delightfuladultworld

[hyperactivefish-moved]

A small smile tugged at her lips as Father backed away. She shrugged at his statement.

"True, but I didn’t really ask for a demonstration. I was merely curious." She replied, turning to look out over the lake.

"This is a lovely place. Much calmer than what I’m used to." She said calmly, attempting to switch the topic of conversation.

He seemed to be uncomfortable with the current topic.

[delightfuladultworld]

Father watched her suspiciously for a few seconds, trying to work out if that smile was genuine or sarcastic. Spending so much time around villains really didn't do much for his social skills.

"I'm a pyromancer," he eventually muttered, deciding that he could tell her that much at least. "That means that I have fire powers."

He nodded, and adjusted his glasses. "Yes, it is... I come here when I'm seeking silent, solitary contemplation. I can't stand this lake when it's full of whiny kids."