DE(B)LO(G)CATED

Welcome to Jon Glaser's blog. I titled it De(b)lo(g)cate because I thought it would be great to do a blog about Delocated when I was doing Delocated, but it was really about everything I'm doing. And now I'm stuck with the name It's still a great name for a blog, it's not just about Delocated. Especially not that the show is done. Anywaaaaaaay.... Links Adult Swim's Delocated Site Tiny Hands PFFR

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CALIFORNIA SHOWS

CALIFORNIA!!! Lots of shows in January! SAN FRANCISCO: January 10th and 11th at Sketchfest. Jan. 10 SOLO SHOW! with special guest Scott Adsit, 7:30 at Cobbs. Improv show with Adsit, Rachel Dratch and Tami Sagher, 10:30 at The Gateway Theater. Jan 11 Tribute To Eugene Mirman at 5 at The Castro Theater. LOS ANGELES: TWO SOLO SHOWS! with special guest TBD. Sold out quick last time so get your tickets now! January 14 and 18, both shows 8PM at Dynasty Typewriter.  https://sfsketchfest2020.sched.com  https://www.dynastytypewriter.com

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LOS ANGELES SOLO SHOW OCTOBER 10

LA!!! I’m doing a live solo show at The Virgil at 7:30 on Thursday October 10! Only $5 advance or $8 at the door. Get tickets here: http://jonglaser.nightout.com/

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KENNEDY CENTER SECOND CITY SHOW SEPTEMBER 20

D.C.!!!! This Friday September 20 I’ll be taking part in a couple shows with @thesecondcity for part of the @kennedycenter REACH festival. Rachel Dratch and I will joining some members of the touring company for some sketch and improv shows. 7:15 and 9PM in Studio F. All shows are free! kennedycenter.sched.com/event/Slrl This is a photo of the cast of Piñata Full Of Bees, the main stage show Rachel and I did with Scott Allman, Jenna Jolovitz, Scott Adsit, and Adam McKay in Chicago, way back in (mumble mumble).

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RUNNIN’ THE ‘THON

‘THON HAT. I love this so much. If you don’t know, I’m running the NYC Marathon on November 3rd and raising $ for The Hole In The Wall Gang, a camp that lets very sick kids have a summer camp experience for free. I thought it would be fun to have some campers sign a hat that I could wear for the race. Felt very “camp”, and a great way for some campers to feel like a part of the race. So I sent them a hat this summer and recently got it back. I drew RUNNIN’ THE ‘THON on the photo but will probably draw it on the hat for real. Please donate if you can, I’m hoping to surpass the amount I raised last time, which was an incredible 18K. I’m almost at 7K right now, calling on all followers to donate! Thanks to everyone who’s donated so far. And thanks to Ciele Athletics for the hat. I really love their running hats, and they’ve been nice to send me a bunch over the last year. Link to donate:  http://getinvolved.holeinthewallgang.org/site/TR?px=1196115&fr_id=1473&pg=personal

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RUNNIN’ THE ‘THON FOR CHARITY

RUNNIN' THE 'THON FOR CHARITY. Many thanks to everyone who's donated so far. If this is news to you, I'm running the New York City Marathon again this year, November 3rd, and again I'll be running for a charity, The Hole In The Wall Gang, which is a camp that lets very sick kids have a great summer camp experience for free. My dad passed away from cancer, and summer camp was a very big part of my life as a kid, so The Hole In The Wall Gang is a nice way for me to combine two things that mean a lot to me. If you're able to donate, please do! No amount is too small! No amount is too big! Last time I ran, I raised over $18,000. If everyone following my social media pages donated even just a dollar, I'd surpass that. I'm almost up to 6K! Let's make it happen! Here's the link to my personal donation page: http://getinvolved.holeinthewallgang.org/goto/jonglaser2019

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RUNNIN’ THE ‘THON

RUNNIN' THE 'THON. Many thanks to everyone who's donated so far! If this is news to you, I'm running the New York City Marathon again this year, November 3rd, and again I'll be running for a charity, The Hole In The Wall Gang, which is a camp that lets very sick kids have a great summer camp experience for free. My dad passed away from cancer, and summer camp was a very big part of my life as a kid, so The Hole In The Wall Gang is a nice way for me to combine two things that mean a lot to me. The marathon was hard as hell, but an incredible experience, made even better by raising money for these kids. If you're able to donate, please do! No amount is too small! No amount is too big! Last time I ran, I raised over $18,000. If everyone following my social media pages donated even just a dollar, I'd surpass that. I'm already up to almost 4K after just a week! Let's make it happen! Here's the link to my personal donation page: http://getinvolved.holeinthewallgang.org/goto/jonglaser2019  Spread the word! Tell your friends! Do it for the kids! DO IT FOR THE ‘THON!!! A mid 90’s degree training run last week gave my neighborhood the shirtless dad they deserved.

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RUNNIN’ THE ‘THON AGAIN!!!

I'm running the New York City Marathon again this year, November 3rd, and again I'll be running for a charity, The Hole In The Wall Gang, which is a camp that lets very sick kids have a great summer camp experience for free. My dad passed away from cancer, and summer camp was a very big part of my life as a kid, so The Hole In The Wall Gang is a nice way for me to combine two things that mean a lot to me. The marathon was hard as hell, but an incredible experience, made even better by raising money for these kids. If you're able to donate, please do! No amount is too small! No amount is too big! Last time I ran, I raised over $18,000. If everyone following my social media pages donated even just a dollar, I'd surpass that. Let's make it happen! Here's the link to my personal donation page: 

http://getinvolved.holeinthewallgang.org/goto/jonglaser2019. 

Spread the word! Tell your friends! Do it for the kids! DO IT FOR THE ‘THON!!!

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JUNE 23 SOLO SHOW

New York!!! This Sunday June 23! Solo show at The Bell House in Brooklyn at 7:30PM! Different from the recent shows I did lately, so come on again for something entirely different except for one exact same bit! Come find out which one! See some classic bits for the first time! Hear some behind the scenes stories, including what famous Hollywood acting legend left this lemon at a Delocated sound mix! See special guest Scott Adsit! Ticket link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-is-coming-to-town-tickets-61815338341

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JUNE 23 SOLO SHOW!

New York!!! Sunday June 23 I'm doing a solo show at The Bell House in Brooklyn at 7:30PM! It's different from the recent shows I did lately, so come on out again for something entirely different except for one exact same bit! Come find out which one! And then see some other KGB's (Klassic Glaser Bitz), and hear some behind the scenes stories, including what happened when I went home after shooting this scene from Neon Joe Werewolf Hunter! See special guest Scott Adsit! Ticket link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-is-coming-to-town-tickets-61815338341

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DIFFERENT NEW YORK SOLO SHOW JUNE 23

NEW YORK!!! I live in New York but am still coming to town! I'll be taking part in the Golden Hours comedy series, at The Bell House in Brooklyn on June 23, 7:30PM! This solo show is very different from the other solo shows I just did recently in New York, so if you saw those, come on out for something new! There may be one or two klassic bitz, with special guest Scott Adsit, along with some Delocated, Neon Joe and Gear stories, including some never before seen footage! Tickets here: https://www.goldenhourscomedy.com https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-is-coming-to-town-tickets-61815338341

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JUNE 1 SHOW BROOKLYN; SOCKS

NEW YORK!!! Don't forget 2 shows tomorrow night Saturday June 1 to see me figure some shit out for a potential live special! 7 and 9PM. THERE WILL BE SOCKS. June 1 EARLY - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60588690404. June 1 LATE - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60589120691 Both shows at Littlefield in Brooklyn, both shows $12/adv, $15/door, and both shows featuring special guest Scott Adsit!

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NYC SHOWS JUNE 1

NEW YORK!!! This Saturday June 1st! 2 more test shows for a potential live special! 7 and 9PM! If you want to see Johnny Ding Dong eat a burrito, go at 7! If you want Dr. Attitude to tell you to fuck off, go at 9! If you want to see both, go to both! June 1 EARLY - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60588690404 June 1 LATE - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60589120691 Both shows at Littlefield in Brooklyn, both shows $12/adv, $15/door, and both shows featuring special guest Scott Adsit!

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NEW YORK SHOWS

NEW YORK!!! Tonight Tuesday May 28 is the first of three more chances to see me work on a solo show idea! Already seen it? Come again and see what's different! Haven't seen it? Now's your chance! Tonight doors at 7, show at 8, and then two shows Saturday June 1, at 7 and 9. Tickets here: May 28 - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60588151793 June 1 EARLY - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60588690404 June 1 LATE - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60589120691 All shows at Littlefield in Brooklyn, all shows $12/adv, $15/door, and all shows featuring special guest Scott Adsit!

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SOLO SHOWS NYC MAY 28, JUNE 1

NEW YORK!!! Here's three more chances to see me work on a solo show! Already seen it? Come again and see what's different! Haven't seen it? Now's your chance! One week from today, Tuesday May 28 at 8, and then two shows Saturday June 1, at 7 and 9. Tickets here: May 28 - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60588151793 June 1 EARLY - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60588690404 June 1 LATE - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60589120691 All shows at Littlefield in Brooklyn, all shows $12/adv, $15/door, and all shows featuring special guest Scott Adsit! Will Beer Joe be making an appearance at one or all of these shows? Come find out! Bring some friends! Come alone!  Photo by Edwina Hay.  

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NEW YORK SOLO SHOW JUNE 23

NEW YORK!!! Another solo show added! I'll be taking part in the Golden Hours comedy series, at The Bell House on June 23, 7:30PM, also with special guest Scott Adsit! This show will be different from the Littlefield shows I’ll be doing in late May/early June, so come to both! There will be a couple of the same classic bitz, but also some Delocated, Neon Joe and Gear stories, including some never before seen footage! Tickets here: https://www.goldenhourscomedy.com https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-is-coming-to-town-tickets-61815338341

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NEW YORK SOLO SHOWS

NEW YORK!!! I'll be doing a few more shows as I continue to work on a potential solo show. Already seen it? Come again and see what's different! Haven't seen it? Now's your chance! Three chances in fact! Tuesday May 28 at 8, and two shows Saturday June 1, at 7 and 9. Tickets here: May 28 - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60588151793 June 1 EARLY - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60588690404 June 1 LATE - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jon-glaser-tickets-60589120691 All shows at Littlefield in Brooklyn, all shows $12/adv, $15/door, and all shows featuring special guest Scott Adsit! Dr. Attitude will most likely be making an appearance at one or two or three of these shows. 📷: David Andrako

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SAN ANTONIO SHOW APRIL 28

SAN ANTONIO!!! Less than a week away! Sunday April 28 at Paper Tiger. I’ll probably be feasting on Teka Molino all day, come listen to me talk for about an hour about what I end up eating. Will most likely include some guac cups. Get a ticket here: 

www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1847304