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I spent my pity on Velina

I have barely any pulls

But in my first ten pull the Angel blessed me

AND CAME HOME IMMEDIATELY!

Welcome Home, Remielle!

#zenless zone zero #remielle dan #remielle zzz #i'm just gonna assume hoyo rigged this #because i do not believe this happened

Me: (Pouring braising liquid from rib into saucepan and burning myself)

The Tiny Chef In My Head: You don't drop that rib! It's not even a serious burn, the rib is more important.

#cooking #i'm fine btw #i've burnt myself in worse ways #my hand only stings a little #but i didn't drop the rib

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Huh. I thought people were just lying to me again, but nope

You can actually find Pom-Pom in ZZZ

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Don't let him intimidate you, Eous!

#zenless zone zero #honkai star rail #pom pom

Huh. I thought people were just lying to me again, but nope

You can actually find Pom-Pom in ZZZ

#zenless zone zero #honkai star rail #pom pom #he'd fit right in with the bangboo #can't even tell the difference

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I HAVE FINALLY COMPLETE ALL THE WARFRAME QUESTS!

This is not a big accomplishment, I'm just happy because Sevagoth had me stuck in Railjack hell for months! (It's my own fault because I didn't touch the railjack until I had to do his quest)

Finally. I have peace

(Kuva Lich staring at me from Ceres)

... he's still there isn't he?

#warframe #i can now grind without the quest notification bugging me #now how the fuck does the kuva lich work?!#because i'm tired of this fucker laughing at me

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Nothing like coming off one of the luckiest gacha weeks of my life

Only for bikini Cinderella to take all 120 of my save Nikke pulls, plus 10 more, because fuck Marciana I guess. Obviously beauty like hers deserved every single crystal and ticket I have

... Okay that isn't a wrong statement, but I also got another wife to pull for damn it! T-T

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Update: I don't know what my luck is anymore with Nikke

I had 30 pulls saved after Cinderella: Crystal Wave took the 130 from last week. And I know the rate for Marciana: Marine Study compared to a pilgrim is much better, but Nikke has screwed me before, so my hope was for one copy.

...I got max limit break for Marciana. I got her once in my first two ten pulls and twice in my last ten pull...

I don't know how luck works anymore!

#nikke #goddess of victory: nikke #marciana nikke #this game screws me on every gacha #and then randomly decides to give me everything #i'm happy and so very confused

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Flames of the sun, source of all creation, I summon a tempest of fire and light whose flares ignite the spark of hope in darkness and blaze our trail to end Apocalypse. For we are the dawn that breaks his night!

#x men 97 #ororo munroe #storm #i feel like i should watch this #but i'm not giving disney my money #i pay enough subscriptions already

As a flex player, let it never be said I don't know how to play my roles in Marvel Rivals

Because it's only half right

Sometimes my brain does decide to lock in

#marvel rivals #had some good games today #only one of them was almost a disaster

Nothing like coming off one of the luckiest gacha weeks of my life

Only for bikini Cinderella to take all 120 of my save Nikke pulls, plus 10 more, because fuck Marciana I guess. Obviously beauty like hers deserved every single crystal and ticket I have

... Okay that isn't a wrong statement, but I also got another wife to pull for damn it! T-T

#nikke #goddess of victory: nikke #cinderella nikke #i hate pilgrim banners #i hate them so much #they do nothing but drain me dry

So today my gacha luck just seems to be at maximum.

I played Wuwa, got the last bit of astrite I needed for a 10 pull, and got fucking Lingyang... and then Lucy came in the same 10 pull! The only double I have ever gotten in Wuwa to the best of memory.

Later, I went to ZZZ. Went through my dailies, doing the event, and got enough for another 10 pull. I just lost my 50/50 the other day and figured I'd be grinding to hard pity again. And then the game said fuck it and gave Velina.

I don't know what I did for the gacha gods to bless today, but I ain't complaining!

#wuthering waves #zenless zone zero #the gacha gods have favored me today #this will never happen again #and as happy as i am #it will take forever to grind the mats to level them all up #T-T

Me: Sorry, Nikke. I'm not setting an alarm to wake up a 5:20am for your summer stream. I need sleep

Internal Alarm: Be a shame if I decided to wake you up anyway

Me: What the-

(Four hours of sleep later)

Me:

#nikke #goddess of victory: nikke #damn it i was sleeping #my body has said i'm seeing this livestream #like it or not #also yes #i didn't go to sleep until 1am #i love sleep #but i don't like falling asleep

So, a lot of people assume that Pokemon is all about the battling. And if you only play the games, I could see why you'd believe.

Because of this, many would believe that the best pokemon is the strongest one, or the most competitively viable one. And they would be wrong.

Pokemon is about the partnership of man and nature. How by working together with friends, who just so happen to be magical animals, you can achieve whatever dream you are striving for.

This means that the actual best pokemon is the one that would be the best friend you could ever ask for.

Therefore, the best pokemon is actually

Wooloo.

In this essay, I will...

#pokemon #wooloo #i've been thinking about pokemon while i work again #i simply had to express my love for wooloo #peak pokemon design right here

In my annual return to Wuwa, I have discovered that my laptop does not like Startorch Academy

Which sucks because I kind of need to be there for the Cyperpunk collab

Here's hoping it doesn't burst into flames

#wuthering waves #wuwa #i wish i could install wuwa on my desktop #but i can't make fucking space for it #marvel rivals takes up nearly all of my ssd

Look, it's been a few days since I played the constellations quest

And I'm still mad about the Jade Mockey battle (DE whoever made that decision, they are cruel. Give them a raise)

Fuck you for this, Wally

This is why we don't fuck around with the void. That's fucked up, man

#warframe #jade shadows: constellations #jade shadows constellations spoilers #i'm watching a stream and seeing this part made me angry again #i mean all of this in the nicest way btw #good writing DE #real good story moment

Finally! I have the pieces to build Sirius' Scythe. Now to just build these in the foundry and...

Warframe: Sorry, to build this part you need a crystal you can only get the recipe for by reaching level 4 standing with Solaris United

.... How much was the bundle in the market again

#warframe #i didn't want to grind solaris standing for garuda #i'm not doing it for a weapon #that is the one grind i hate above all others

I swear. If it's not Ballas, it's fucking Wally

WALLY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE WORDS!

You broke yet another family apart using time shenanigans and then effectively forced Grandpa to give himself amnesia to fix it!

As soon as we find out how, you are getting these hands, Wally!

#warframe #jade shadows: constellations #jade shadows: constellations spoilers #i liked the quest #fuck ryoku's ship tho #those traps can kiss my ass

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