Imaginationize swumteam plus Mari
AKA TEAM “USES MARI AS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT”
-Mari is treated like an actual goddess and not even because she demands it but damn girl has a body like Aphrodite
-Mari has literally sat on a throne of KanaYou laps
-When I say Mari is a unit of measurement I mean Kanan and You challenge each other to weight lifting competitions except Mari is the weights
-”I can bench Mari 100 times.”
”Only 100? Does Mari-chan give you a pity hug afterwards? Lemme go find a gold star that says “I tried”.
”Yeah and you can put it on after I dead lift Mari into outerspace.”
”Could you two calm the fuck down? I’m trying to watch Gordon Ramsey.”
-Mari usually quells their rivalry by dominating them both
-They try to show off for Mari at the gym and she ends up owning them both bc they both forgot she’s athletic as fuck
-Their first date was at a burger place
-Kanan was so nervous about it she overdressed and showed up in a hideous green plaid suit that neither You nor Mari could figure out where the fuck it came from and they just started laughing so hard they cried
-After their date Mari burned it
-Kanan and You aren’t physically intimate with one another but every Tuesday night they have a “Swim Meet” but really they just go out to the strip club for the cheap beer.
-They think Mari doesn’t know but that bitch knows everything.
-You is weak for cuddles. According to her it’s her one flaw. That and her love of milkshakes. Mari came downstairs one night and found You sitting on the kitchen table eating a giant milkshake and You just stared at her like a deer in headlights with the spoon in her mouth
-For a week Mari wouldn’t stop singing “my Milkshakes bring all the You’s to the yard”
-YouMari love to go shopping but Kanan hates it. Probably because they always make fun of her. Or try to dress her.
“Come on, Kanan! You’ll look really cute in these heels!”
“Mari I’ll die before I let you put me in neon pink stilettos. Those heels were made by the devil.”
“I’ll let you top tonight.”
“Give me the devil shoes.”
-Their food pantry is full of protein shakes, granola and Mari’s poptarts. It’s a 64 count box that says in big sharpie “Mari’s poptarts - eat them and die”
-Kanan always eats Mari’s food so she started leaving colorful death threats on them
-The best one to date is “If you eat this I will rain down like the wrath of god on your house and your family :)”
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