no bones today

rats make me crazy

[ruinedchildhood]

how nolan intended it

[thenatsdorf]

Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[pretty-pink-seaslug]

[omegaverse]

im anti prison but people who want to fuck pokemon need to be placed in solitary confinement

[ytlotus]

[eelmachine]

Love. Peace. Harmony. Trust. Understanding

[electrovert]

anime protagonists explaining to the villain how they’re going to win with the power of love and friendship

[meanplastic]

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[titaniumstark]

Me posting on tumblr:

[laurbyboom]

when u suckin dick and u look up and they like

[laurbyboom]

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[turnipfritters]

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

[ingtarwolf-deactivated20181002]

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

[algo-hermoso]

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

[everythingfox]

When the tunnel is out the party never ends

[joshmuratori]

my boyfriend (gay) dumped me, so I catfished his straight older brother for nudes, then I made a second catfish account for a gay guy to send the nudes of his brother to him so he jerked off to photos of his brother and thought it was some other guy lol

are you okay

[pookiegirl1234-deactivated20160]

Hdhdjdndidjdhs WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. IM SCREAMING

[narutofreak108944]

[cherrytwizzler]

How are you?

i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug

[thebootydiaries]

the white boy in my class better stop calling me a terrorist or we gonna end up like this

[jashnebahara]

op what does this mean

[thebootydiaries]

im gonna marry him

[khubaani]

wtf do you mean you’re gonna marry him?

[thebootydiaries]

listen. i said what i said