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Headcanon about Valko!

I headcanon he really likes to boulder and wall climb. I think he would be really good at it and able to do those high difficulty ones where you need to climb upside down. (Especially since we saw him upside down in the tree in one of the trailers👀) I also believe he would be a teasing hypeman when mc and he boulder together. Being both teasing like “come on, you managed to punch me in the face, you can take on a level 5 wall.” But also be very supportive and wouldn’t talk down if you didn’t make one, or trying to give you subtle hints on how to approach the wall. “It’s like hacking, sometimes you need to take a step back and look at it from a distance before closing in on it again.”

akulaleki

🐺💔

darklinaforever

People who claim that Quaritch & Varang isn't a real romance... It is. The actors talk about it as such. Even Quaritch is surprised by it. They're literally the dark version of Jake & Neytiri. They literally said that Quaritch form an unlikely bond with Varang, and also said that Varang find a Kindred Spirit in Quaritch. Please, stop believing that villains can't form couples who genuinely love each other. A little complexity and it's like your brain will fry. Villains in love and villain couples in love have always existed in movies.

purebl00d-witch07

i just saw the movie and this. exactly this. they're so blatantly a couple, to deny that just because they are villains is just weird imo.

depsidase

fayfaygoes

I am sorry I am still shock

But I am in awe too

ZAYNE IS SUCH A GENTLEMAN

The way even as him "loses control" he is protecting her from discomfort.

Topping her over but making sure the edge of table doesn't hurt her in impact

Throwing the books away so SHE can sit comfortably

Because to him that is more important than any books

Pushing her against the wall but putting his hand first for her head to hit on

Also shoving glass away if you consider how that would be uncomfortable for both parties

it’s the way Zayne is always prioritising MCs comfort to ensure she doesn’t get hurt or feel any discomfort.

It was never him acting out of character . He is still the gentleman he would be in any other given moments omfg zayne

ZAYNE THE MAN YOU ARE .

deezneezz-2

Jack's Loungewear outfit~

delusionalbiatch

SO CUTEEEE

fish-crow-star-snowman

Can't wait to the fics that come out for these.

delusionalbiatch

That Zayne hand holding is th sexiest thing I've ever seen what the fuck it's just hand holding 😭😭😭

Nothing going on, just...

*Casually drops my Tav (her name is Lin :3), and Astarion*

smiling while drenched in blood :)

cuties and their matching fits

kisses :>

why so adorable

huggggssss

he staring 👀

#bg3 #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 tav

delusionalbiatch

All of my Tavs

I am not mentally ready yet to do a Dark Urge run so BEAR WITH ME

I created four Tavs for the four men I ADORE in this damn game and each of them represents four moods that I may or may not have

Number 1 : The sensitive goody-two-shoes

...she romances Astarion

Number 2 : Anger issues with a soft side

...she romances Gale

Number 3 : Mischievous and childish

...she romances Wyll

Number 4 : Straight up horny

...and she romances Halsin 😭

#bg3 #astarion #halsin #gale dekarios #wyll ravengard

All of my Tavs

I am not mentally ready yet to do a Dark Urge run so BEAR WITH ME

I created four Tavs for the four men I ADORE in this damn game and each of them represents four moods that I may or may not have

Number 1 : The sensitive goody-two-shoes

...she romances Astarion

Number 2 : Anger issues with a soft side

...she romances Gale

Number 3 : Mischievous and childish

...she romances Wyll

Number 4 : Straight up horny

...and she romances Halsin 😭

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale dekarios #wyll ravengard #halsin #tav #bg3 tav #bg3

Am playing Baldur's Gate 3 and I love all the male companions so I made separate Tavs for each of them. And I made each pair like different races. Then I remembered different lifespans. Here's how it will hurt:

1. Made a human sorceress with draconic bloodline that romances Astarion. She dies first

2. Made a tiefling paladin that romances Gale. He dies first (assuming he dies normally, unlike Elminster...though I am still on the fence about this because Gale is a wizard and he'll find ways..)

3. Made a drow bard that romances Wyll. He dies first.

Time to go to bed while thinking of small fics to make for when that happens 💀

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale dekarios #wyll ravengard #angst

theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt

If you saw Elon Musk getting jumped by 50 guys would you:

Help him

Make it 51

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

sakuraluck

The fuck does Samsung mean by hot diggity dog????

saprotrophix

luckycharming-deactivated202508

Sometimes I hate when the fandom takes fanon headcanons or ideas and treat them as canon material when it's not and then get mad when not everyone in the fandom vibes with it. Like, it's not an inherently bad thing, and most of them are actually pretty damn cool. But sometimes I just think to myself, he or she are not, in fact, gay or lesbian just because the majority of the fandom, for whatever reason, depicts that character(s) as their gay baby/lesbian girl boss wife. Like, if that's how you feel, good for you! That doesn't make that thought true for everyone though.

Therefore, people AREN'T automatically homophobic/lesphobic just for not viewing a character the way that you do. And to be real, if y'all can project your sexualities and identities onto these characters despite it conflicting with canon depictions/material, you cannot turn around and deny other members of the fandom that same right as well.

Obviously, there's exceptions and stuff, but still. You can't say he's gay or she's a lesbian, even though canonically speaking they're not and are straight, then turn around and get mad when someone else headcanons them as bi, pan, trans, ace, etc. That's not how that works. And low-key, that kinda shit is biphobic, panphobic, transphobic, acephobic, etc. because a lot of the l and g in the lgbtq don't support those particular identities or want us to get any kind of representation or support because they think it takes away from theirs, even though it literally doesn't, but y'all ain't ready for those conversations.

And hating straight people has never been cool or trendy, so maybe stop doing that? Like, you hating someone solely for their identity is hypocritical when you know how it feels to have someone hate you solely b/c of yours. M/F ships aren't boring just because they're m/f, and y'all need to stop doing that shit too. You can't say ship whatever you want (within reason) and then get mad when people do it lmao