Some of the most iconic quotes from Ragnarok
You’re lucky i have really good memory.
-”Now you might be wondering, why i, Thor the god of thunder ended up here”
-”Hold on, let me just circle back around- i thought we were really connecting just then”
-”I named this one Des and this one Troy. Together they are destroy”
-*upon seeing Loki’s statue* “what the-”
-”Hello Father.” “Oh shit”
-”I present Thor, prince of-” “No no no, you had one job.”
-”I swear i left him right here” “Right here on the sidewalk or in that nursing home that’s being demolished?
-”I don’t know, i’m not a witch” “No? Why do you dress like one then?”
-”I can’t believe you’re alive, i saw you die, i mourned for you!” “Im honored?”
-”I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES”
-”you think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t you think for a second you second rate-”
-”Kneel” “I beg your pardon?”
-”she’s the, It starts with a b” “trash”
-”I don’t see thunder, but i do see sparkles!”
-”Oh do you know each other?” “I’ve never met this man in my life”
-”He’s my brother!” “Adopted.”
-”aw now he’s threatening me”
-”DIRECT ME TO WHO’S ASS I HAVE TO KICK”
-*being dragged away* “AGH LOKI”
-”It sounds like you had a very intimate relationship with your hammer, so much that losing it was comparable to losing a loved one” “that’s a nice way of putting it”
-”YES! WE KNOW EACH OTHER, HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!”
-”Oh and Loki, Loki’s alive! Loki, look who it is!” “I have to get off this planet”
-”YES, THAT’S HOW IT FEELS!” “Sorry i’m just a fan of the sport”
-”What’s the team called?” “the uh.. revengers”
-”i want revenge, you want revenge, and you uh..” “I’m.. undecided”
-”THE SUNS GETTING LOW THE SUNS GETTING LOW” “Would you stop that?!” -”You’ve been on other planets before!” “yeah! one!” “Well, now it’s two”
-”wait you’re just using me to get to the hulk. That’s gross”
-”Just give me twelve hours” “i can do it in 2″ “…I can do it in one”
-”Were going through there” “the devils anus?”
-”We might as well be strangers now, two sons of the crown set adrift” “I thought you didn’t want to talk about it” “…Heres the thing”
-”Loki, i thought the world of you, but lets face it, our paths diverged a long time ago”
-*holding back tears* “yeah, maybe it’s for the best if we never see each other again”
-”Hey, lets do get help” “what?” “Get help” “No, that’s humiliating”
-”Do you have any other ideas?” “No” “were doing it.”
-”Help my brother’s dying, get help!” *Flings loki at enemies* “HELP HIM”
-”It’s a luxury ship, like for orgies and stuff” “did she just say this ship was used for orgies” “yeah, don’t touch anything”
-”I CAN’T FLY THIS THING” “USE ONE OF YOUR PHD’S YOU HAVE PLENTY” “YEAH BUT NONE OF THEM ARE FOR FLYING ALIEN SPACE SHIPS!”
-”This looks like a gun” *fireworks and loud music erupt from spaceship*
-”In return, i wish to be granted safe passage through the anus”
-”You know i don’t like that word” “What? mainframe?” “What? why would you think-? Slaves!” “Oh sorry sir, prisoners with jobs”
-”YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED!”
-”But man, you’re really the worst”
-”Who are you? Thor, god of hammers?”
-”I saw you coming” “Of course you did”
-”Hit her with your thunder!” “I just hit her with the biggest thunder bolt in the history of thunder and it didn’t do anything!”
-”HULK NO! CAN YOU FOR ONCE JUST NOT SMASH!” “BUT BIG MONSTER!’
-”Asgard is not a place, it’s a people”
-”Oh Miek’s dead, i stomped on him and felt bad so i’ve kind of just been holding him all day”
-”It suits you” “I might hug you if you were here” “I’m here”
-”Do you think it’s a good idea to go back to earth?” “Of course, the people there love me!” “…Do you think its a good idea to bring ME back to earth?”
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