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luisonte

Si hombre pero que dise tu

fireduende

lastoneout

minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

throatoftheworld

Spring Scattering Stars by Edwin Blashfield, 1927

its-arson-time

inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

#neither works very well

spin-the-wheel-polls

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#it would've been funny if it was garlic. I cannot digest garlic already

koiagain

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

#it's so wet that when I blow bubbles for my dog they stick around for like a half hour

andorology

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

kestrel-tree

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

bananonbinary

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

ahedderick

#im playing fields of Mistria and like irl I wouldn't talk to march and would probably choose Celine or Eiland because they're nice n genuine #but in the game I choose March for some reason. why? I don't know. I mean it's obvious he's not actually an ass #but like if I had to deal with his shit in real life I'd be so annoyed after the initial nervousness subsided #Olric is totally telling player how march feels all the time though. clarifying

bundaskifli

so the museum...

#fields of mistria #truly not what I expected when I walked back there #tables?? tables of fish???

wolgerrswraith-deactivated20250

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

fullmetalfisting

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

elmyraerased

#my brain says “fuck with it wheew”

damazcuz

Ugh who closed last night, twisted amalgamations of flesh and fur are everywhere 😑 🧹

idc0o

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

#if I open my sketchbook from that time it does psychic damage and makes me cry #and I am on a lot of medications now so crying is kind of rare #being 15 is hard and it's okay to be insane at 15. You don't have to be 15 forever luckily. You get better at dealing with shit #and the meds are sort of related but not that related honestly. mostly physical ailments

classicalcanvas

Water Lilies painted by Claude Monet (1840 - 1926)

fission-mailure

A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

phaeton-flier

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woodsdyke

ok there's also something funny i'm mad about. i know he lost so it's a moot point or whatever but What was ryland grace doing in that tumblr sexyman poll. that's not a tumblr sexyman. That's Ryan Gosling

#the person who said if movie Eddie Brock isn't there then phm Ryan gossling can't be there is right #like ryland grace is quirky but he's also Ryan Gosling.