the madness within

i haven't poisoned that chocolate, you know 

[maria-aegyptiaca]

pareidolias

[sloppystyle]

[dustydoodles]

i painted………………. a boy.

[mullberrysunday]

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

[toxyys-deactivated20200929]

[dementcr]

Few things have ever made me laugh as much as this

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

if u ever see me zoned out i'm listening to the deafening frequency of a nearby electrical device

[catchymemes]

[katealot]

Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years

Humans:

[fanonical]

the quibbler branches out into a video series

quibbler unsolved, starring luna and hermione

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

Quibbler Unsolved

[lovlae]

fact: 5% of the ocean has been explored 

me:

[cart-track]

Do you ever start a song again because your mind didn’t process the beginning exactly the way you wanted it to

[sindead28]

Snape memes never tire me

[fanonical]

dumbledore dabbed at every single speech he gave at hogwarts, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

me: [minding my own business, chewing an object]

god: …what are you eating?

me: [starts chewing faster]

god, rising: NO.

[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]

[piratehwa]

sometimes self care is crying to the lord of the rings soundtrack

[maudlingoblin]

please. please do yourself a favor and read this incredibly well-written and thrilling article, written by a woman who willfully sat in a TGI fridays for 14 hours, and ordered far too many mozzerella sticks, in order to see whether or not “endless appetizers” were truly endless.

i am not kidding you when i say that it is the best thing i’ve read in a long time.

[jewishdragon]

It’s so damn well written please read this

[karnalesbian]

reading this article lowered my quality of life and worsened my mental health and you should absolutely still read it

[jelloapocalypse]

In case you were not convinced by the description alone, here is an excerpt:

[spikespiegell]

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

[trueloveistreacherous]

And another thing, you should appreciate Amy more because she’s amazing.

[potterfawn]

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[onemilliondraculas]

pretty rude that i’m not small enough to sit under mushrooms