🩷 wlw 🩷

she/they acespec demigirl lesbian

[montofthegue]

I want the lesbian pride heart like so damn bad

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)

[nuclear-atm0sph3ar]

heres ur chance to like a a posts bc the pride flag thing is satisfying

[beardedmrbean]

[pukicho]

Some tumblr users are evil woke. They use the power of good for evil.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[big--naturals]

⚠️warning⚠️ this transgender faggot on the internet will permanently alter your vocabulary options. would you still like to befriend them?

[thehumblesmokedetector]

humble smoke detector may i humbly gift you batteries

*BEEP!*

[skythealmighty]

whatd i do wrongg :(( i have battery for you...... looks at you so pleadingly with the saddest wettest eyes

🔋

🫴

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*chucks the batteries back at you*

*BE!!!*

[skythealmighty]

😔 im sorrryyy didnt mean to .. do you want.... anything else instead

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*steals your wallet and books it*

*BEEEEEP!!!!!*

[skythealmighty]

MY FACKING WALLET

[thehumblesmokedetector]

[aberrantkenosis]

Visit Original Link

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

[abiak-deactivated20130929]

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

[insinuationviolation-deactivate]

[wtfdidyoulanadelsay-deactivated]

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

[gogogadgetgolem]

If I don’t reblog this, just assume I’m dead.

[dustinvg]

Battle Against a Powerful Clown

[xenomorthian]

This is fucking just the average Space Station 13 round soundscape

[the-haiku-bot]

This is fucking just

the average Space Station

13 round soundscape

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[f4nd0m-h0pp3r]

guys I’ve been diagnosed with “:3” it’s terminal

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

trans girls are literally amazing btw

[loving-the-world-since-00]

POV: you're a cat that mark desperately wants to pick up

[i-post-hilarious-shit]

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[demi-whatever]

i cant read :)

[fuck-customers]

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat