ranking teen wolf dilfs (and milfs) because there's no law to stop me from doing it
a/n: potential spoilers and slight nsfw i guess
- ik ik, lady was damaged (and hard to kill)
- but i have a thing for knife-yealding, blood-thirsty women
- would probably torture me really bad
- if i take her on a lasertag game, she would beat me with the laser gun
- minus points for that one scene with young derek 😣
moving on to number 9, we have
- i appreciate visionaries
- when scott and he worked together...let me tell you i sCREAMED
- knows how to keep it interesting
- can and will manipulate my infp self unfortunately
- yes, i see the pattern at this point of the ranking
- loved the daughter, loved the mother, couldn't help it
- feels like she runs a luxurious nightclub on the side and i love it
- probs a bdsm enthusiast, if not a full-on buff
- she'll shoot me and I'll say thank you
- what can I say, there's something about the intellectuals
- loyal, dependable, wouldn't mind red wine brunch dates
- we could discuss poetry together
- always knew a way out of the trouble and I'm predisposed to getting in trouble so we'll get along perfectly
- a gentleman in the streets
- inexplicably dilf but a dilf nevertheless
- enemies to lovers, 500k words, sarcasm and lacrosse dates
- i just have a soft spot for him
- will always love greenberg more than me but I can live with that burden ig
coming strong at 5th place
- without beard 😐 / with beard 😩
- the "i hate everyone but you" type of dynamic
- probs an aries but I'll suck it up
- not the uncle he could've been but tried to be the father he wanted to be
- honestly has the only acceptable-looking wolf form and that pretty much sold it for me
- wouldn't cuddle for shit but will arguably break your back so who cares
- i don't like law enforcement but he can get it, no questions asked
- likes curly fries (yes, that is a valid reason)
- supports the lgbtqia+ community
- has a son with a slavic name and I'm slavic so I'll finally teach them how to spell and pronounce it
- knows how to use them handcuffs
- isn't afraid of anything and i have a phobia of needles so he'll be my moral support when necessary
- resting bitch face and knows how to fight
- has a firm grip (on his firearm)
- please, she owns season 3b
- has 900 years of experience
- always knows what she's doing
- had a possessed man run after her and whisper their special phrase to her right before dying - she is the fucking moment
- a questionable taste for military men but will make an exception
- i'll carry her sword for her if i must
- "can I talk to you? in my office, where i keep my guns?"
- had a huge character development
- can shoot with not one, but two guns at the same time
- i mean just look at him
- I'd sell my house, both my kidneys, my crystal collection and my soul for this woman without batting an eye
- the purest, kindest soul ever
- the most badass mother too
- doctor/patient roleplay
- she is beauty AND grace, what more can i want
- I'd steal her from argent if i could
- I'd clean her house, do her dishes and her laundry (extra softener), that's how much I love her
- I don't know a single person who doesn't like her, which pretty much speaks for itself
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