Incorrect Teen Wolf

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Frequently Asked Questions

How do you make the fake texts/tweets/instagram posts?

I use different apps: MeMiMessage (available on Android and IOS), Social Dummy (IOS) and Fauxy Insta (Android).

Can I use your quotes in fics/draw fanart of it/etc?

Yes! As long as you credit me (if the quote is mine) or tag my account as the source. If you post your work here, tag me so i can see it and reblog it.

Is it okay to repost your incorrect quotes and fake texts/tweets/instagram posts?

No. Do not do this. Don't repost them here or in any other app (do not edit them either). Reblogs are more than welcome!

Can I include your fake texts/tweets/instagram posts in my fics?

No. You can use them as inspiration and provide links for your readers but you cannot include the pictures in your work.

Where do you get the incorrect quotes from?

From tv shows, movies, twitter/tumblr posts, things I hear people say and some of them I make up myself. The source is always tagged in each of my posts.

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The local queer centrum asked us all to support the ban on conversion therapy in the EU initiative, so now it's My Job to do it seriously.

We still need so many signatures. Damn. So. Many. Signatures.

Come on people, we can do this!!

[ourwishesonstars]

This initiative will fail in 5 days if it doesn't reach enough signatures!! We are close, but we need your help.

For this citizen initiative to be considered, it needs to reach a certain level of support in 7 European countries, and 1 million signatures in total. At the time I'm posting this, FIVE countries have already reached their goal.

We are especially looking for people from 3 countries who are close to reaching their goal : the Netherlands, Sweden, and Slovenia. But even if you're not from there, your support will help us reach the overall goal of a million signatures.

So how can you help ? If you are a citizen of a country in the EU and you haven't signed it yet, please do, and spread the word.

What if you're not a EU citizen? You can still help by sharing the link with your European friends! They probably have not heard of it

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i know it might not mean a lot to you and maybe you've moved on from tumblr but i used to check your accounts every single day and i LOVED them. still going to them 8 months later for a nice easy laugh after a rough day. even if you're not posting and feeling unappreciated, please know you're hilarious in my books.

however you're doing, i hope it's great and that you've found peace, if this even finds you.

this is so sweet and you have no idea how happy it makes me. im not really around anymore but i check the app sometimes. thank u for your message and thanks to anyone who still reads my old posts and enjoys them :)

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scott: liam, you have a lot to offer. you're funny, you're smart...

stiles: you're creative, you've got style...

malia: ...

malia: oh, did you want me to say something? uh, you're a werewolf. your name is liam

liam: thanks, malia

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corey: this loneliness is getting really hard to romanticize

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isaac: two people had sex and now i'm fighting for my life everyday

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jackson: i put the bi in bitch

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liam: can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

stiles: isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

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lydia: it's so hard being a perfect, beautiful, always right, angelic girl

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erica: so are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

isaac: i'm a knife

allison, from across the room: he's a little spoon

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malia: *filling out an application*

malia: what does 'occupation' mean?

scott: it's something you do

malia: *nods as she writes down kira's name*

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liam: isn't the idea supposed to be "you saved my life, now i owe you a debt"?

theo: no, other way around. you saved me from hell, so now i'm your problem. if you don't like it, then kill me

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lydia: i did something terrible

stiles: it's okay, i have a shovel

lydia: wait, what do you think i did?

stiles: it doesn't matter, no one will ever know

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isaac: we need to distract them

erica: leave it to me

erica: centaurs have six limbs and are, therefore, insects. discuss

derek, peter and cora: *immediately begin arguing*

boyd, watching in horror: oh this. i don't like this. i don't like this at all

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allison: if you think you can just look at me with those soft brown eyes and get anything you want-

scott:

allison: -you're absolutely right

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liam, peeling a banana: may i take your jacket, sir? hehehe

hayden, staring at him: do you think other people can't hear you?

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stiles: you know what your problem is? you're so hot, no one has told you to shut up!

erica: you think i'm hot?

stiles: ...that's all you heard?