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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Remus and Sirius preparing James to talk to Lily
Remus: Okay James what are you going to say Evans next time you see her? James: I'm going to greet her politely and ask her how her classes are going. Sirius: Good. And then? James: I'm gonna see if she's going to the next Quidditch match. Remus: Yes. That's right. James: Then I'm gonna tell her that if I win, when I win, the game for us she has to go out with me. *Both squirt him with spray bottle* Sirius: No! Bad Prongs!
Nico: The kids I volunteer with asked me today if I'm a vampire. Leo: In their defense you are ridiculously pale. And you wear a lot of black.
Clary: *kicks the door open looking totally panicked* Clary: What did you do?! Jace: Nobody died! Clary: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
The Signs as Things Me and My Friends Have Said pt.2
Aries: "You don't kiss people's asses to get what you want. You kick them." Taurus: "Are you a popcorn kernel?Cuz girl. you're poppin!" *cue eyeroll from literally everyone* Gemini: (Jerk: I think I'm entitled to some nudes.) "I think you're entitled to my foot up your ass." Cancer: "If I had to choose between her and getting butt raped by a chainsaw, I'd buy the batteries for the chainsaw." Leo: "Some people prefer ass; others boobs. Me? I'm an elbow guy." Virgo: "I will cut you down like the tree you are!" (While in a fight with a tall person) Libra: "Incest is always the answer." Scorpio: "So what if I sucked a few guy's dicks? That doesn't make me gay!" ("What does it make you?") "A thoughtful person!" Sagittarius: "I'm so horny I could eat a horse." ("Don't you mean hungry?") "Don't question my kinks." Capricorn: "I can't watch porn anymore.The cringey dialogue is a major turn off for me." Aquarius: "I'm asexual." ("Only plants can be asexual.") "That's right bitch I'm a fucking flower." Pisces: "I'd say sucking one guy's dick for a whole four years worth of college education is a pretty good deal."
Obama Disciplining His Daughter
Obama: As long as you live in my country, you live under my rules!
"I see the glass as half empty. Magnus sees it as half full; that's why we make a good team. Izzy on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Clary wonders why it has to be a glass, and Jace usually breaks the glass by putting his feet on the table." -Alec Lightwood
If your ears don’t hurt a tiny bit while listening to music, then you’re not fully enjoying all that life has to offer.
If your ears don't hurt a tiny bit while listening to music, then you're not fully enjoying all that life has to offer.
Stuff I've done while on my period
-Took a hot bath, decided the bath was too hot so I drained all the water and laid naked in the bathtub for half an hour. -Was angry at my grandmother for having had her uterus removed (before I was even born) so she didn't have periods anymore. -Cried when I found out that caffeine makes cramps worse. -Laughed at my mom while she was getting onto me for something just because I wanted to piss her off. -Had a guy friend who told me I was overreacting about my cramps so I kicked him in the nuts and told him he was overreacting when he fell down in pain. -Ate like 50 pizza rolls, two chocolate bars, some ice cream, and a cup of ramen then cried about how fat I was. -Told my baby brother who was crying about having his toy taken away that he was weak and would never understand true pain. -Cussed out my friend for literally no reason.
Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals! I would like to ask for your help for a very important issue amongst me and my friends right now. One of our best friends, Molly, was taken away by her mother to Virginia. Molly was living quite happily with another one of our friends, Morgan, and her family, because Molly’s mom had left her. Just as Morgan’s mother was going to get custody, Molly’s mom up and took her away. Now here we are. All of us miserable because our beautiful friend was unjustly taken away. That is why I encourage you to repost this. Spread it as far as you can. Make it trend. Get Molly back to us.
Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals! I would like to ask for your help for a very important issue amongst me and my friends right now. One of our best friends, Molly, was taken away by her mother to Virginia. Molly was living quite happily with another one of our friends, Morgan, and her family, because Molly's mom had left her. Just as Morgan's mother was going to get custody, Molly's mom up and took her away. Now here we are. All of us miserable because our beautiful friend was unjustly taken away. That is why I encourage you to repost this. Spread it as far as you can. Make it trend. Get Molly back to us.
I have this theory that after SON, even though Percy's memories are returning, they aren't fully back throughout the rest of the series. It would explain why he seems to have lost some character development from the first series. For instance, in MOA, Percy gets bummed out after not getting to meet Hercules, who, in TOC, Percy swore he never wanted to be like. Maybe instead of Rick having just completely forgotten his old series, he's trying to convey that Percy is still struggling with his amnesia. It would explain why Percy seems so much different from the first series to the new one.
Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
So there’s currently 562, 321 notes. If we considere that 80% of it are reblogs that leaves us with roughly 449, 857 persons having had sex with Susan. If we say the average time fo intercourse (foreplay included) is 20 minutes (at this point I feel sensible to point out that, as an ace, I actually have no fucking idea and Google wasn’t of great help), that gives us 8, 997, 140 minutes which is also about 149, 952 hours or 6, 248 days. 6, 248 days is roughly equal to 17 years. Susan spent 17 years getting fucked.
which raises the questions : how old are you ? how long have you been married ? what kind of fucking athlete is Susan ?
a student athlete
#stay grinding💯😩 #no sleep😴⏰ put in that work 🤔🏃🏾
Am I the only one who gets super pissed off in romance stories where there's like a prince or something and the main girl doesn't agree with something he says or does and he gets so bitchy about it that he snaps on her, and instead of snapping back, the girl starts crying and apologizes to him. Like are you fucking serious? I'd tell him to suck my dick, and if he wanted to have me arrested for it, I'd go happily. This isn't a punishment. I get to get away from your self-centered ass.
Young Annabeth when asked about Percy
"Look, Percy is great, but he doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't even have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said 'put on pants' followed by a question mark."
Reyna: Percy, your thoughts? Percy: I wasn't listening, but I strongly disagree with what Octavian just said.
Reyna: Nico, wake up! Nico: I'm not sleeping. I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.
