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Assembly 039 - Prolific Daddy Issues

Like a hurricane full of cats, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!

This week, Stormbeard reviews some absolutely brilliantly miserable albums while The Pope has a cheeky verbal wank over Dan Swano. We also discuss a myriad of topics including calories, booking your Bloodstock ticket six months in advance, woe, prolific daddy issues, Christian metal, professional podcasting, Peter Tagtgren's vocals, Crimson, Crimson II, upside down guitars, and the hunt for a brand new Eucharistic Assembly Interviewer!

Food

Intro: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly

Bloodstock ticket... booked!

A word from Stormbeard

Stormbeard Reviews: My Dying Bride - An Ode to Woe

Metalworks: Dan Swano

Stormbeard's Classic Album Review: Pink Floyd - The Final Cut

The Worst Bands on Earth: Whoever Did The Jesus Metal Explosion

Guys, Peter Tagtgren

New releases: 26/01/2014 - 01/02/2014

The Eucharistic Assembly is looking for an interviewer

Show close

Outro: Sea Wolves of the Atlantic - The Days Were Blue and the Nights Were Black

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Links:

https://twitter.com/EucharisticAss

https://twitter.com/PopeRichard

https://twitter.com/Stormbeard

https://www.facebook.com/EucharisticAssembly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_in_heavy_metal_music

Chalice Wonder Shine - Her Wings Laugh Into Keyhole Ears:

http://chalicewondershine.bandcamp.com/

Ebonillumini - Pacificum:

http://ebonillumini.bandcamp.com/album/2013-pacificum-lp

Subscribe and review:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-eucharistic-assembly/id567183627

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Sea Wolves of the Atlantic - The Days Were Blue and the Nights Were Black

SEA WOLVES OF THE ATLANTIC

My new martial industrial / neofolk band with lyrics and themes focused on World War II. A large amount of neofolk bands set their lyrics to romantacise the Axis powers, but I say fuck that and fuck them. Sea Wolves of the Atlantic will be focused on the Allies during the war. The first song is "The Days Were Blue and the Nights Were Black" and is based on the Battle of the Atlantic, the longest continuous military campaign during the entire war. The Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe ultimately fell to the Royal Canadian Navy, Royal Navy, and Allied merchant shipping.

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Assembly 038 - Plagues of Mediocrity Like a mediocre plague from a country that no longer exists, it's the Eucharistic Assembly! This week, the Pope reviews the latest Iced Earth album: Plagues of Babylon! Spoiler warning: He thought it was bum. The Stormbeard also reviews Motorhead's Aftershock! Spoiler warning: He thought it was great. Also, Stormbeard gives you a history lesson on King Crimson's In the Court of the Crimson King. The podcast also features discussions on airplanes, militaristic fanatic Satanists, Manowar, Varg, Slash, Peter Fripp, and a fucking shitton more. The cost of flying Intro: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly Banks The Pope Reviews: Iced Earth - Plagues of Babylon When you see another metalhead in public Stormbeard Reviews: Motorhead - Aftershock Crispy cornflakes Stormbeard's Classic Album Review: King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King News: Black metal musician murdered by Satanist, Racist white people in Canada New releases: 19/01 - 25/01 Show close Outro: Carnivorous Forest - Slay the Queen ---------- Links: http://www.metalsucks.net/fan-murders-black-metal-singer-allegedly-false-satanist.html http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/thank-an-indian-shirt-generates-intense-reaction-1.2500043 https://twitter.com/Stormbeard https://www.facebook.com/EucharisticAssembly https://twitter.com/PopeRichard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_in_heavy_metal_music Chalice Wonder Shine - Her Wings Laugh Into Keyhole Ears (OUT NOW!): http://chalicewondershine.bandcamp.com/ Ebonillumini - Pacificum: http://ebonillumini.bandcamp.com/album/2013-pacificum-lp Subscribe and review: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-eucharistic-assembly/id567183627 ----------

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Like a tank upside down and on fire, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!

This week our brand new reviewer THE STORMBEARD revisits Kataklysm's Waiting for the End to Come. He also has some choice words for Ice Earth's Plagues of Babylon. We also discuss snow in Canada, the lack of snow in London, being awake for ten minutes before talking into a microphone for an hour, region locking your video game consoles, martial industrial, Jon Schaeffer, not really knowing how Jon Schaeffer spells his surname, Nazis, drugs, circumcision, the Leeds Owl Trail, and much much more!

Show Notes (An Ass Full of Shite):

A year without snow

Show intro: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly

New reviewer: THE STORMBEARD

Revisiting: Kataklysm - Waiting for the End to Come

Metalworks: Judas Priest

The Higher Craft - Delta 9

Fucking Video Games: Bravely Default and the Woes of Region Locking and Localisation

Carnivorous Forest - Cocksucker

New releases: Jan 12 - 18th

Show close

Outro: Stormbeard - Trail of the Owls

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Links:

https://twitter.com/Stormbeard

http://stormbeard.bandcamp.com/

http://thehighercraft.bandcamp.com/

http://carnivorousforest.bandcamp.com/

https://www.facebook.com/EucharisticAssembly

https://twitter.com/PopeRichard

New Releases:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_in_heavy_metal_music

Chalice Wonder Shine - Her Wings Laugh Into Keyhole Ears (OUT NOW!): 

http://chalicewondershine.bandcamp.com/

Ebonillumini - Pacificum:

http://ebonillumini.bandcamp.com/album/2013-pacificum-lp

Subscribe and review:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-eucharistic-assembly/id567183627

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Like a collection of pagan myths consolidated into one Christian pile of bullshit and lies, it's the Eucharistic Assembly! This week we celebrate the most pagan of all holidays: Christmas! We also review the new albums by Jaldaboath and Fyrdsman, we count down the Pope's top ten albums of 2013, we discuss black metal, joining nine bands in one year, artistic integrity, Pope Francis, Pope Ratzinger, Steam, Saints Row, King Diamond, and so much more!

Show Notes (A Fuckton of Shit):

Fucking BUSY

Opening: King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas

Show open

Review: Jaldaboath - The Further Adventures...

Review: Fyrdsman - Omen in the Sky

The Pope's Top Ten Albums of 2013

Segue: Carnivorous Forest - Cocksucker

Fucking Video Games: Steam Sale

Hammer Smashed Faith: Pope Francis

New releases: December edition

Show close

Outro: King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas

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Links:

http://www.deathtomusic.com/main.htm

http://fyrdsman.bandcamp.com/album/omen-in-the-sky

https://www.facebook.com/EucharisticAssembly

https://twitter.com/PopeRichard

New Releases: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_in_heavy_metal_music

Chalice Wonder Shine - Her Wings Laugh Into Keyhole Ears (OUT NOW!): http://chalicewondershine.bandcamp.com/

Ebonillumini - Pacificum: http://ebonillumini.bandcamp.com/album/2013-pacificum-lp

Subscribe and review: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-eucharistic-assembly/id567183627

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Like a fannypack full of bad jokes, it's the Eucharistic Assembly!

This week we dive deep into a mire full of shit and piss. After nearly drowning we crawl out, covered in diarrhoea and puke to discuss: The new Kataklysm album, old people on the bus, electronic video game consoles, Maritime wildlife, dumb people, cops shooting dogs, moose eating sharks, Newfoundland, groovy death metal, and the lack of metal albums released at Christmas.

Show Notes (An Ass Full of Shit):

I'm not ageist, but fuck old people

Opening: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly

Review: Kataklysm - Waiting for the End to Come

Fucking Video Games: PS4, Xbox One, Wii U

News: Killer coyotes in Cape Breton, Moose-eating shark

New releases: 24/11/2013 - 08/12/2013

Show close

Outro: Carnivorous Forest - Slay the Queen

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Links:

https://www.facebook.com/EucharisticAssembly

https://twitter.com/PopeRichard

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/coyotes-kill-toronto-singer-in-cape-breton-1.779304

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/moose-eating-shark-rescued-in-newfoundland-harbour-1.2434102

New Releases:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_in_heavy_metal_music

Ebonillumini - Pacificum (OUT NOW!): http://ebonillumini.bandcamp.com/album/2013-pacificum-lp

Subscribe and review: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-eucharistic-assembly/id567183627

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George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

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This week we venture across the foggy isles of Great Britain in search of aural insanity.

The Meads of Asphodel - Wishing Well of Bones

Old Corpse Road - Isobel - Queen of Scottish Witches

The Infernal Sea - Call of the Augur

Cnoc An Tursa - The Lion of Scotland

Siluria - The Gates of Annwn

Baphomet's Cunt - Victorian Horse Fuckers

Jaldaboath - Bash the Bishop

Iron Thatcher - The Proletariat

Ancient Ascendant - Under Ancient Stone

Fyrdsman - Forgotten Beneath the Soil

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Links:

https://www.facebook.com/EucharisticAssembly

https://twitter.com/PopeRichard

http://www.metaltavern.com/

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Metal-Tavern/385262578153192?fref=ts

https://twitter.com/MetalTavern

Subscribe and review:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-eucharistic-assembly/id567183627

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Sweet Rabbit Eating Love Salad

I write happy and uplifting songs about trees and dogs.

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very internet

much social networking

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I can totally relate Bob

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Like a two hour long prog rock opera, it's the Eucharistic Assembly! This week we review the new Ayreon album and don't really talk about much else actually. Show Notes (A Fuckload of Gobshite): Festivals... Opening: Carnivorous Forest - The Eucharistic Assembly New review format discussion Review: Ayreon - The Theory of Everything New releases: 10/11/2013 - 23/11/2013 Show close Outro: Carnivorous Forest - Slay the Queen ---------- Links: https://www.facebook.com/EucharisticAssembly https://twitter.com/PopeRichard http://www.arjenlucassen.com/ New Releases: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_in_heavy_metal_music Ebonillumini - Pacificum (OUT NOW!):http://ebonillumini.bandcamp.com/album/2013-pacificum-lp Subscribe and review: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-eucharistic-assembly/id567183627 ----------

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monster - Phantasy Star IV (Sega - Genesis - 1995)

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hey old video games