Demolition Heart

KJRP Blog. FC: Wilbur Soot

[coffeecupmemes]

Send my character messages that you think will strike a nerve.

Whether the reaction be anger or sadness.

(meme originally made by avengingson, who has since deactivated)

[vamos-the-ultra-v]

AHHHH

[demolitionheart]

Are you...good?

[demolitionheart]

Well this is boring...

[demolitionheart]

I’m...very confused.

[radiationreaper]

About what?

[demolitionheart]

If I was being insulted in another language or not.

[cyanide-insanity-kjrp]

Wait, you can speak English??

*sigh*

Yeah.

[demolitionheart]

So you were just fucking with me before?

[showbiz-kjrp]

I think our next strategy against BLI should be to just "nuh-uh" out of being murdered.

[demolitionheart]

Bet it would confuse some of them enough to escape, so it could possibly work.

[poohsources]

you can message me if you're waiting for a reply! sometimes, i may have just forgotten about it either because life got busy, i lost it in my drafts, or tumblr never even gave me a notification for it in the first place. there are many reasons why something might've gone wrong, and i don't mind you asking me kindly about it. as long as you're not pestering or pressuring me to reply, it's alright to check in to make sure i haven't forgotten about it.

[demolitionheart]

I’m...very confused.

[cyanide-insanity-kjrp]

Você não está sempre?

[demolitionheart]

Now you’re just doing that on purpose, so I can’t tell if you’re insulting me.

[demolitionheart]

I’m...very confused.

[demolitionheart]

Hmm...

[nuclear-comet]

Hm?

[demolitionheart]

I think I’ve gotten myself into a...situation.

[nuclear-comet]

… what kinda situation?

[demolitionheart]

A... ‘found someone captured by BLI’ situation. But he doesn’t speak English. So he could be a fucking spy for all I know, it could be a setup..

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s a new one.

How’d that happen?

[demolitionheart]

I have no clue how it happened, I was just getting up to some mischief around a bunch of Dracs and...boom, guy they seem to have captured is there too.

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s pretty fuckin’ weird.

Uh… d’ya know what language he speaks?

[demolitionheart]

Nope. Sounds almost Spanish-y, but it’s not, at the same time? What languages are similar to Spanish?

[nuclear-comet]

Uh… any of th’ romance languages, I think? Like Italian n shit.

[demolitionheart]

I think it’s Portuguese. Who the hell speaks that out here? I can’t ask this guy what happened to him if we don’t understand each other.

[nuclear-comet]

Fuck if I know.

Uh… d’ya know any Spanish-speakers? Maybe th’ languages’re close ‘nough t’ get information?

[demolitionheart]

I know one. And he's laying low somewhere, so...not exactly an option right now. This'll be so much fun...

[nuclear-comet]

Fuck’s sake- okay. Um… I might have a friend who speaks Spanish…?

[demolitionheart]

Think they could understand Portuguese at all? I’m pretty sure this guy is just insulting me, honestly.

[nuclear-comet]

*snort* I really ain’t sure, but it’s worth a shot, right?

[demolitionheart]

I guess?

[nuclear-comet]

Let me just…

*shuffling around and muffled speaking*

She knows a bit, but ain’t fluent. That work?

[demolitionheart]

Better than nothing.

[demolitionheart]

Hmm...

[showbiz-kjrp]

*said slightly louder*

Hmmmm...

[demolitionheart]

Hmmm?

[demolitionheart]

Hmm...

[nuclear-comet]

Hm?

[demolitionheart]

I think I’ve gotten myself into a...situation.

[nuclear-comet]

… what kinda situation?

[demolitionheart]

A... ‘found someone captured by BLI’ situation. But he doesn’t speak English. So he could be a fucking spy for all I know, it could be a setup..

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s a new one.

How’d that happen?

[demolitionheart]

I have no clue how it happened, I was just getting up to some mischief around a bunch of Dracs and...boom, guy they seem to have captured is there too.

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s pretty fuckin’ weird.

Uh… d’ya know what language he speaks?

[demolitionheart]

Nope. Sounds almost Spanish-y, but it’s not, at the same time? What languages are similar to Spanish?

[nuclear-comet]

Uh… any of th’ romance languages, I think? Like Italian n shit.

[demolitionheart]

I think it’s Portuguese. Who the hell speaks that out here? I can’t ask this guy what happened to him if we don’t understand each other.

[nuclear-comet]

Fuck if I know.

Uh… d’ya know any Spanish-speakers? Maybe th’ languages’re close ‘nough t’ get information?

[demolitionheart]

I know one. And he's laying low somewhere, so...not exactly an option right now. This'll be so much fun...

[nuclear-comet]

Fuck’s sake- okay. Um… I might have a friend who speaks Spanish…?

[demolitionheart]

Think they could understand Portuguese at all? I’m pretty sure this guy is just insulting me, honestly.

[nuclear-comet]

*snort* I really ain’t sure, but it’s worth a shot, right?

[demolitionheart]

I guess?

[demolitionheart]

Hmm...

[nuclear-comet]

Hm?

[demolitionheart]

I think I’ve gotten myself into a...situation.

[nuclear-comet]

… what kinda situation?

[demolitionheart]

A... ‘found someone captured by BLI’ situation. But he doesn’t speak English. So he could be a fucking spy for all I know, it could be a setup..

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s a new one.

How’d that happen?

[demolitionheart]

I have no clue how it happened, I was just getting up to some mischief around a bunch of Dracs and...boom, guy they seem to have captured is there too.

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s pretty fuckin’ weird.

Uh… d’ya know what language he speaks?

[demolitionheart]

Nope. Sounds almost Spanish-y, but it’s not, at the same time? What languages are similar to Spanish?

[nuclear-comet]

Uh… any of th’ romance languages, I think? Like Italian n shit.

[demolitionheart]

I think it’s Portuguese. Who the hell speaks that out here? I can’t ask this guy what happened to him if we don’t understand each other.

[nuclear-comet]

Fuck if I know.

Uh… d’ya know any Spanish-speakers? Maybe th’ languages’re close ‘nough t’ get information?

[demolitionheart]

I know one. And he's laying low somewhere, so...not exactly an option right now. This'll be so much fun...

[nuclear-comet]

Fuck’s sake- okay. Um… I might have a friend who speaks Spanish…?

[demolitionheart]

Think they could understand Portuguese at all? I’m pretty sure this guy is just insulting me, honestly.

[demolitionheart]

Hmm...

[nuclear-comet]

Hm?

[demolitionheart]

I think I’ve gotten myself into a...situation.

[nuclear-comet]

… what kinda situation?

[demolitionheart]

A... ‘found someone captured by BLI’ situation. But he doesn’t speak English. So he could be a fucking spy for all I know, it could be a setup..

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s a new one.

How’d that happen?

[demolitionheart]

I have no clue how it happened, I was just getting up to some mischief around a bunch of Dracs and...boom, guy they seem to have captured is there too.

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s pretty fuckin’ weird.

Uh… d’ya know what language he speaks?

[demolitionheart]

Nope. Sounds almost Spanish-y, but it’s not, at the same time? What languages are similar to Spanish?

[nuclear-comet]

Uh… any of th’ romance languages, I think? Like Italian n shit.

[demolitionheart]

I think it’s Portuguese. Who the hell speaks that out here? I can’t ask this guy what happened to him if we don’t understand each other.

[nuclear-comet]

Fuck if I know.

Uh… d’ya know any Spanish-speakers? Maybe th’ languages’re close ‘nough t’ get information?

[demolitionheart]

I know one. And he's laying low somewhere, so...not exactly an option right now. This'll be so much fun...

[demolitionheart]

Hmm...

[nuclear-comet]

Hm?

[demolitionheart]

I think I’ve gotten myself into a...situation.

[nuclear-comet]

… what kinda situation?

[demolitionheart]

A... ‘found someone captured by BLI’ situation. But he doesn’t speak English. So he could be a fucking spy for all I know, it could be a setup..

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s a new one.

How’d that happen?

[demolitionheart]

I have no clue how it happened, I was just getting up to some mischief around a bunch of Dracs and...boom, guy they seem to have captured is there too.

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s pretty fuckin’ weird.

Uh… d’ya know what language he speaks?

[demolitionheart]

Nope. Sounds almost Spanish-y, but it’s not, at the same time? What languages are similar to Spanish?

[nuclear-comet]

Uh… any of th’ romance languages, I think? Like Italian n shit.

[demolitionheart]

I think it’s Portuguese. Who the hell speaks that out here? I can’t ask this guy what happened to him if we don’t understand each other.

[demolitionheart]

Hmm...

[nuclear-comet]

Hm?

[demolitionheart]

I think I’ve gotten myself into a...situation.

[nuclear-comet]

… what kinda situation?

[demolitionheart]

A... ‘found someone captured by BLI’ situation. But he doesn’t speak English. So he could be a fucking spy for all I know, it could be a setup..

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s a new one.

How’d that happen?

[demolitionheart]

I have no clue how it happened, I was just getting up to some mischief around a bunch of Dracs and...boom, guy they seem to have captured is there too.

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s pretty fuckin’ weird.

Uh… d’ya know what language he speaks?

[demolitionheart]

Nope. Sounds almost Spanish-y, but it’s not, at the same time? What languages are similar to Spanish?

[demolitionheart]

Hmm...

[nuclear-comet]

Hm?

[demolitionheart]

I think I’ve gotten myself into a...situation.

[nuclear-comet]

… what kinda situation?

[demolitionheart]

A... ‘found someone captured by BLI’ situation. But he doesn’t speak English. So he could be a fucking spy for all I know, it could be a setup..

[nuclear-comet]

… that’s a new one.

How’d that happen?

[demolitionheart]

I have no clue how it happened, I was just getting up to some mischief around a bunch of Dracs and...boom, guy they seem to have captured is there too.