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Click. Clink. Clatter.

Is this thing working?

...ah, probably is. So, this is the plane known as Scumblr, a realm of information and ideas detached from the world. Finally, I've made a breach! I can feel the dark power saturating the ether...

Ah, where are my manners. I am the Illustrious Slayer of the Silver Beast of the Twisted Torrent, the Overlady of Miramort Falls, the Demon Princess who shall twist the Shining Sword Verbolfreade to darkness everlasting!

I shall allow you all the honour of calling me Noxie.

#mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahahaahahhaaaaahhahahhahahaha-#(evil theme plays)#i of course shall not reveal my full name here; as scumblr is infested with dark spirits that would seek to gain any edge over one such as

Is that a light touched flying tortoise?!

#it's... gone now #was it there?#was it not there?#wyvern did you see that?!#it... roared #i-i don't speak wyvern #i must rectify this immediately!#woah; a squirrel...

The clouds are dark and ominous as I return to my domain, victorious, having triumphed over the forces of light on the back of a gloom-tainted wyvern.

I am having a wonderful day.

#ah; this is nice #i can't wait to collapse into my nest upon my return #riding upon a mighty beast is enjoyable; yet tiring #even for one such as i #the repairs can wait until tommorow #yawn

At last, it is done. I have slain the pillar of gloom, a symbol of raw, immovable hatred, of a malice that cares not for what stands before it solely that it is bright. It was done perhaps not from my power alone, but through my will. Before me the hero lies drained and helpless, having spend her strength to fuel the wall for a final blast.

And I am here, victorius.

Victorious yet... weary. The hero lies before me now, but I fear I lack the power to capture her for more than a moment. Her blade, on the other hand?

That I can do.

I must make haste, for her friends and allies move ever swiftly in my great shadow, clutching and grasping at any chance to bring me down to their level.

But I shall not fall. I am Noxie, Noxie the Overlady of Miramort, Noxie the Slayer of the Silver Beast, Noxie the Demon Princess who shall bear a thousand and more titles besides, Noxie who now grasps the blade of light Verbolfreade wrapped within cloth.

I will turn it to my will, to cast shadow rather than call shine. And one day, I shall be known as-

Aaaaaaaaaaaiiiieeeee ouch is that seriously- no no no not during my spee- argh I WILL SMITE YOU- there, gloom time! Ehehehehe...

Ah. You heard that, didn't you.

Bad news, that wyvern from before interrupted my big moment.

Good news, I now have a gloom-corrupted wyvern to carry me home.

Off I go.

Good luck, heroes.

#ah i probably could have gotten Alux too with this wyvern #pity it's too late now that her team has caught up #well; Verbolfreade is More than enough #for now #corrupting it will be So fun #and it's nice to be heading back #this quest felt like it took months #ah my roof is probably still wrecked...#(evil theme plays)

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Aha! My agility is flawless! Watch as I dance past the heroes blows! Wait, where's the pillar of-

Crunch.

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Okay. The pillar of gloom is currently eating its way through the wall. This is... not fine.

...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH THAT AMALGAMATION OF DESPAIR AND NIGHTMARES THINKS IT'S SO MIGHTY, DOESN'T IT!?

I'll show it. I'll show them all! If fueling the walls with gloom wasn't enough, than I'll have to find another way! Good thing I have a font of holy power right here...

#get in the turret; hero #no don't stab-#aaarrrrggghhhh i'm trying to help you!#you know this would be much easier if everyone adored me and did whatever i told them to do

Aha! My agility is flawless! Watch as I dance past the heroes blows! Wait, where's the pillar of-

Crunch.

#the issue with firing beams from the walls defenses and fighting the hero #is that its hard to do both at once

Alright, everyone! To recap on current events...

Twas an ordinary day in my super cool evil base over in Miramort, when suddenly a very big and powerful wyvern attacked and kidnapped me!! Me!! Most likely because I'm a princess. Anyways, I was dropped off at its lair, a barren stone outcrop. Though I was without my stores of gloom and thus at an unfair disadvantage, I still plotted to secure my genius escape! Luckily for the beast, it was not long before a party of aspiring heroes arrived, led by the chosen one herself. Using my powers, I convinced the heroes to "rescue" me, thus infiltrating them under a flawless guise as young human noble. What's more, this gave me a chance that I could not pass up--a chance to infiltrate the capital of the Shining Lands! I easily maintained my disguise, and thus entered the city. Then, I carried off a cunning plot to steal Verbolfreade, the sacred sword of the chosen one! I sabotaged the cities defenses, and escaped with the sword(which was still attached to the sleeping chosen one, but details). However! A very large monster appeared to steal my thunder! Obviously, I could not allow that, so I took control of a section of the cities defenses to best the pillar of doom before it could breach the city and steal the glory that rightly belongs to me! Unfortunately, it seems that the chosen one finally has awoken from her very deep slumber...

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Alright, first things first--securing the walls. It was easy enough to get up here due to the magically conductive crystalline material the structure is made of, though it was a bit awkward carrying whatever her name was up with me at the same time. The walls themselves have many guards on them, which is why I am currently on a gloom-formed ledge below a turret.

With their power source having been overwhelmed by the shock I caused earlier, the walls and their turrets have been drained of the light they normally used. What's more, the pillar has become close enough that its Gloom is pooling around the structures base.

While the sheer size of the pillar grant it a certain force of will that makes it hard to control, it lacks the complexity to prevent me from siphoning some of its own Gloom to enhance my capabilities. Thus, my plan is this: siphon excess Gloom to empower and control this local section of the wall. With the defenses under my command, it should fall swiftly.

I hope.

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New update!

It did not fall swiftly.

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Well, the walls look lovely in my colors. Violet etched with jagged black, a glow that shades the area around it... it is simply delightful, even with how I can only directly infuse my power into a small section before it reaches the shimmery grey of the rest of the depowered wall. This, however, is a poor consolidation for the fact that that annoyingly large pillar won't go down!

Like, really? It's not like the turrets don't unleash powerful attacks, but that it just shrugs them off!

Like, there! Boom! With any reasonable monster that beam would have killed or at least hurt it! But no, it has to just absorb the impact and refill the crater like a really slow lake or something!

At least the guards haven't gotten in my way. They're all just acting really confused because the walls are warped to darkness but still firing on the thing.

...wait a minute what's that moving--oh, no.

She finally woke up.

Oh no.

#also; the monsters its gloom trail has spawned are too small to break the walls themselves; luckily enough #though once it reaches the walls that'll be a different story #huh; thought i saw something in the distance passing by a cloud #must be some kind of bird #anyways...#back to totally not panicking #i am the height of calm #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

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Alright, first things first--securing the walls. It was easy enough to get up here due to the magically conductive crystalline material the structure is made of, though it was a bit awkward carrying whatever her name was up with me at the same time. The walls themselves have many guards on them, which is why I am currently on a gloom-formed ledge below a turret.

With their power source having been overwhelmed by the shock I caused earlier, the walls and their turrets have been drained of the light they normally used. What's more, the pillar has become close enough that its Gloom is pooling around the structures base.

While the sheer size of the pillar grant it a certain force of will that makes it hard to control, it lacks the complexity to prevent me from siphoning some of its own Gloom to enhance my capabilities. Thus, my plan is this: siphon excess Gloom to empower and control this local section of the wall. With the defenses under my command, it should fall swiftly.

I hope.

demon-princess

New update!

It did not fall swiftly.

Alright, first things first--securing the walls. It was easy enough to get up here due to the magically conductive crystalline material the structure is made of, though it was a bit awkward carrying whatever her name was up with me at the same time. The walls themselves have many guards on them, which is why I am currently on a gloom-formed ledge below a turret.

With their power source having been overwhelmed by the shock I caused earlier, the walls and their turrets have been drained of the light they normally used. What's more, the pillar has become close enough that its Gloom is pooling around the structures base.

While the sheer size of the pillar grant it a certain force of will that makes it hard to control, it lacks the complexity to prevent me from siphoning some of its own Gloom to enhance my capabilities. Thus, my plan is this: siphon excess Gloom to empower and control this local section of the wall. With the defenses under my command, it should fall swiftly.

I hope.

MAGNICIFENT!!! At last, the reason this city is in such turmoil stands before me, separated by some very large walls that used to glow but are dim at the moment due to my own interference. It looks... strange. Like a massive pillar of dark liquid, slowly moving forwards, monsters rising in the Gloom left in its wake... a living apocalypse that brings only doom to those who stand against it.

It is... bigger than me. Grander. I...

...I do not like that.

...

This shining city is mine to fell! Who does that soggy excuse for an upright tree trunk think it is?!

HAH!!

I am Noxie, Princess of Darkness. Face me if you dare, oh mighty shadow.

#(this is where i'd play boss music if I had a jukebox)#now to defeat a pillar of doom with some blankets; a sleeping hero; an uncooperative shining blade; an unpowered defensive system...#...and; of course; MYSELF #...i regret nothing

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Alright. So, you may be wondering why I am currently running through the city streets while carrying a bundle of blankets.

You see, it turns out that even my great and malevolent power was not enough to pry the hero from Verbolfreade in her sleep without needing to touch it. As such, in my nefarious wisdom I decided to simply take her and the sword instead!

...the sentinels did not like that. Which is why they are currently-

-eek that beam was far too close aren't they trying to avoid their precious hero? Oh wait she's immune to light magic which means oh no-

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Okay, she woke up after absorbing a blast.

...and she just went back to sleep.

#I think she thought she was dreaming??#whatever the case i need to pick up the pace

Alright. So, you may be wondering why I am currently running through the city streets while carrying a bundle of blankets.

You see, it turns out that even my great and malevolent power was not enough to pry the hero from Verbolfreade in her sleep without needing to touch it. As such, in my nefarious wisdom I decided to simply take her and the sword instead!

...the sentinels did not like that. Which is why they are currently-

-eek that beam was far too close aren't they trying to avoid their precious hero? Oh wait she's immune to light magic which means oh no-

#fortunately my grace is such that their attacks may all be do-#-dged effortlessly #and thus-oh no OH NO THAT ONE'S BIG #oh huh it looks like the hero is convenient for blocking light magic!#...oh no #she woke up

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UGH, where is that hero?! It feels like I've been searching for her and her sword for weeks!

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At long last I have found what's her name!!!!!!

Our confrontation shall be the stuff of legends!

Or it would be, except for some reason she is still asleep!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

What is she even dreaming about, to sleep through this ruckus?

...wait, did she just say my fake name?

...

...anyways, and more pressingly, she seems to be cuddling with Verbolfreade. This will be challenging.

#i have no doubt that i can do it though #(mwahahahaha)#in parentheses because i should be quite #or maybe i shouldn't bother being silent because she won't stir anyways!#...#okay i just stomped my foot and it did nothing #so i think i'm all set

UGH, where is that hero?! It feels like I've been searching for her and her sword for weeks!

Ah, a Sentinel! Wandering alone in the dark of this once-bright temple. It is almost too easy to strike him down and bind him in shadow(freeing him will delay the rest).

#i also considered slaying him and reanimating his corpse #but i wasn't sure how much that would delay the Sentinels #and i'm a bit worried that seeing such an abomination in such a dark environment #might give the hero a heart attack #which would be a poor way to die

Ugh, the air smells like burnt gloom now. I hate that smell.

#i can't quite name it #but it almost... reminds me of something #i'm sure it'll come back to me eventually

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