Demonboy, Phenomenal Sagas Aplenty.

Wannabe writer! Co-Creator of Palindrome!I write, or so I claim to. Demonboy, at your service. I kinda do requests, if I like the idea or if impulse hits me. This blog contains SFW and NSFW, so tread lightly. http://demonboyarchives.tumblr.com/ For the blog with just the stories.

[demonboy007]

So... What have I missed here?

[catchymemes]

Pixie and Brutus: a Brush with Freedom

IG: @pet_foolery

[stimman4000]

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

[aurumacadicus]

Tumblr: Don’t scroll past this! Don’t ignore this! No one’s talking about this!

I’m an adult who reads three different newspapers. This is Tumblr, where I go to get away from the news. If I don’t want to read something on Tumblr, I don’t have to. If I don’t reblog something, that doesn’t mean I’m ignoring it. I’m not talking about it here because I’m talking about it to people in my real life.

Tumblr is not where I come to get news, and quite frankly, it shouldn’t be.

[drarrymylove]

[kateawolf13]

[kitsumekat]

I swear that The Onion has an oracle on their team. 

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[tabrisfam]

[doubleca5t]

[yashas-strong-arms]

[ashe-the-blender]

Just a stupid thing I quickly drew this morning.

[demonboy007]

I can no longer unsee it!

[lieu-rey]

glynda meets ozcar

[demonboy007]

@maburito

[arcademiracles]

it be like that sometimes

[thenervouspickle]

[blackarachnya]

people will see the word “anime” then just completely abandon all critical thinking skills and say the stupidest shit imaginable 

[blackarachnya]

“name me one anime that doesnt sexualize minors or is gross about women at any point”

did you know that there is literally thousands upon thousands of anime out there and not just the ones youve heard about via memes and that anime is literally just. animation made in japan 

[dashingicecream]

mono stuff

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

in case you haven’t heard it today, or don’t fully realise it yet: i promise you that most people in this world are kind, loving and understanding. the people around you want you to succeed, they do not want you to fail. your friends don’t hate you, they love you, and they want to see you grow and prosper. 

the world is not as bad as it seems. don’t forget that.

[jollyreginaldrancher]

Sounds fake but ok

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

good news: it’s not fake. everything i said is true. being dismissive towards good things is a damaging mindset to have. you’ll feel a lot better if you have some trust and if you’re willing to consider optimistic viewpoints.

[bluelikecloudss]

Is this what non depressed people feel like ? Damn. You’re so lucky

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

i’m extremely mentally ill and extremely depressed at that. deflecting good advice that encourages you to think positively about life by claiming that the person who said it is not depressed (when i very much am) is also a very damaging mindset to have.

[langsandlit]

OP is the opposite of the “Then Perish” meme. All of OP’s replies read as “Then Prosper”.

[lapumpkink]

✨Laharl✨

This is my little boy and im obsessed with him, please send help(?)

[l0v1ng-y0u-deactivated20240108]

A Maraich doodle

[catchymemes]

[r4cs0]