[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[mango-dolphin]

so i guess tumblr is green now

[vesselvindicate]

[nugulover69]

Marinating hatefully in the slop

[mutationgirl]

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

[mutationgirl]

it was a 10 cent coin

[fairycosmos]

so so important to bitch and moan i can not stress this enough

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[avey-tare]

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

[ruscha]

starting a collection

[devotioncrater]

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[ointmented]

Most people don't like ants because... You guessed it. Misogyny

[depsidase]

[oasisbreakup]

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[herainsorcia]

[big-brain-brian]

[cryptotheism]

Yo mama so imprisoned she has been sealed for ever