stupid fucking slut hour

egg / 27 / bi / he/him / autistic

[anakipanti]

[filthburger]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

I HATE WHITE BOYS

[raskoln1kovsaxe]

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately

[dogpuppy]

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[crimewave420]

[anakipanti]

Imagine believing in determinism. How embarrassing! News flash: free will IS real, and I have PROOF:

I like free will, so if it didn't exist, I would feel bad.

It would undermine other concepts like morality, another idea I happen to enjoy a lot.

You are doing a cynicism, an idea I do NOT like (and, to reiterate, you are deeply stupid to fall for it.)

In conclusion, why don't you just kill yourself if you're so lacking in whimsy? Don't make me tap the sign:

[anakipanti]

why are you trying to create tumblr users who listen to rap. have we learned nothing from the past 13 years of internet culture

[ceausescue]

the kind of autism that makes you confucian

[yorickless]

confucius had this

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could lay a dinner egg

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

💵🫲}([[[[[)

[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[beadyeyes]

[kushblazer666]

[superponies]

[elliespectacular]

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