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multifandom !! ; main: good omens , loki , dbd , more . . .

[demoniccak-e]

got into lucifer (of course i did) n i’m on s4 rn and i have like.. headcanons.. ig…..

anyways i feel like before anyone knew lucifer was the actual devil like during s1 time he probably like talked with a lot of the other officers and the precinct and had a little flirt.. and then one day there’s this case about this astronomer or something and lucifer is out with the detective and amenadiel comes around like:

“hey where’s lucifer”

“idk man. SIGHHH GUHHH THIS CASE SUUUCKKSS..”

“aw man…..? what’s.. up!”

“this astronomer guy keeps talking in code about stars and we have to decipher this nonsense..”

then amenadiel is like “lemme get a crack at that” and he’s helpful for a bit but then he gets stumped and lucifer’s around again and amenadiel is like “yo luci what the freak is this” and i feel like lucifer would start having an absolute blast talking about the stars and explaining how they were discovered and amenadiel looks at his brother with grief and the detective is like “how come he knows so much?” and amenadiel goes “oh, well. luci loved the stars.”

[demoniccak-e]

i actually love how joyed annabeth was in the photo in percy's mirror

cause she was all like "bro that was the WORST time of my life. im not only a middle school girl im a DEMIGOD middle school girl. movies aren't scary cause my life is scary bro. wdym ." and then imagine her dad taking her there or shes on a field trip and this girl whose normally geeked out and angry is just absolutely JOYED about the architecture of old greek buildings. and then she said to herself "ah yes pic for perc" and then continued her crashout girl fall/winter/spring.

[tridentariussy]

The best thing about Heated Rivalry turning everyone into fujoshis is seeing people regress into their obsession with whatever angsty ass gay book got them through middle-high school. People bringing up AFTG, the Raven Cycle, the Song of Achilles, ALL the ancient texts. It’s actually sort of beautiful in a “cringe is dead and we’re dragging its corpse around the walls of Troy” kind of way. Anyways WHAT DO Y’ALL KNOW ABOUT SIMON SNOW

[demoniccak-e]

ok imagine like no hunger games for a second right like not as in “oh there’s no hunger game!” but katniss and peeta weren’t in th hungers games u get it . my belief in everlark is large and vast so if they never got reaped they still would’ve been tg trust anyways

imagine this boy right one day his pa is dealing with some delivery across town or whatever maybe he just lied to make peeta have one good thing cause his mother sucks

and so he sees katniss with the squirrels and she’s like “uh woah whose this” and then peeta is talking a lot and katniss is sort of staring at him and it’s something like “i’ve gotta bake literally almost all day and never really get a chance to.. go out. but anyways i’ve been baking so many cakes and i would really kill to have some pie maybe strawberry or cherry would be absolutely lovely! oh well— thanks for the squirrel sorry for keeping you..!” (she was inside the bakery for the first time and saw his two brothers baking and then when she left they made kissy faces around peeta and he was blushing but he’s a baker so he’s always red anyways)

so he’s thinking like “oh damn i fumbled that she think im weird fr now 💔” (yes that’s how they speak in the hunger games trust)

and then she comes back with like twice the amount of strawberries but she’s met with mr mellark again so she’s like “ur son mentioned wanting to make pie.” and mr mellark is all nonchalant until he comes inside and says to peeta “was that uh everdeen girl, she brought ‘round some berries to make pie.” peeta faces relentless teasing but inside he’s like she brought me strawberries to make pie.

let’s say that the everdeens got their first taste of pie that evening .

[demoniccak-e]

okay im still kinda on this,,,,,,,

katniss is hanging out with madge whose kinda gushing at a boy across campus and katniss (usually she'd be like ugh omg girl talk time </3 but it's madge so) is like "ooooh u like him huh" and shes like "eh he's cute but the girl next to him is cuter" and katniss looks at her for a beat before she bursts into giggles and madge is so relived. she later asks her "hey, u into any1....." and katniss is like oh she's probably wondering about gale or something and katniss is like "nah im good alone,," and madge is like "y'know u got options, your a pretty gal... i'm sure boys have got your eye. perhaps one single boy-" katniss is all like "listen me n gale are just friends. only friends." and madge has a little knowing smile on her face and katniss is about to say more denials but then madge goes "yeah wasn't talking about that burly man. i'm talking about that baker boy." and there you have it she hears peeta mellark laughing away with his buddies and katniss already is like "no- no way. i mean. no he hasn't noticed me. like no. this isn't disscussable. no he don't like me.. hes. no." and madge laughs at her

meanwhile peeta across the yard is being pushed around by his friends who're like "yoooo cmon we could go find some girls and you could bake us cookies and we can have some rum--" peeta's like "my brother in christ who is having cookies and rum. matter of fact whose using cookies and rum to get a girl . flowers work you know" and then one of his other friends go "oh yeah. maybe strawberries and squirrels work too huh lover boy!" and peeta's red like "WHO TOLD U" and of course it was rye. peeta is being rustled around and teased and he looks across the yard catching katniss' eyes who're looking dead at him. he loses it

[demoniccak-e]

haymitch being sober with his tributes is one thing. i think the more terrifying thing for other mentors would be how when his tribute was hurt he didn’t go have a drink with chaff. he went ahead and talked to the capitol people and used his sponsors.

effie trinket had a heart attack

[demoniccak-e]

ok imagine like no hunger games for a second right like not as in “oh there’s no hunger game!” but katniss and peeta weren’t in th hungers games u get it . my belief in everlark is large and vast so if they never got reaped they still would’ve been tg trust anyways

imagine this boy right one day his pa is dealing with some delivery across town or whatever maybe he just lied to make peeta have one good thing cause his mother sucks

and so he sees katniss with the squirrels and she’s like “uh woah whose this” and then peeta is talking a lot and katniss is sort of staring at him and it’s something like “i’ve gotta bake literally almost all day and never really get a chance to.. go out. but anyways i’ve been baking so many cakes and i would really kill to have some pie maybe strawberry or cherry would be absolutely lovely! oh well— thanks for the squirrel sorry for keeping you..!” (she was inside the bakery for the first time and saw his two brothers baking and then when she left they made kissy faces around peeta and he was blushing but he’s a baker so he’s always red anyways)

so he’s thinking like “oh damn i fumbled that she think im weird fr now 💔” (yes that’s how they speak in the hunger games trust)

and then she comes back with like twice the amount of strawberries but she’s met with mr mellark again so she’s like “ur son mentioned wanting to make pie.” and mr mellark is all nonchalant until he comes inside and says to peeta “was that uh everdeen girl, she brought ‘round some berries to make pie.” peeta faces relentless teasing but inside he’s like she brought me strawberries to make pie.

let’s say that the everdeens got their first taste of pie that evening .

[demoniccak-e]

for the past couple of days i’ve been imagining carry on characters (simon snow) having to put pm their own production of a musical of choice and they chose hamilton JUST because they were british and their classmates thought having baz as aaron burr and simon as hamilton would create such insane tension

simon crashed out when he had to do say no to this

[demoniccak-e]

my grandpa is goofy as hell

wdym when my mom was younger he’d take her and my grandma and my uncle out and about where they walked for hours while he was doing something and then leaves them to wait under the shade of a tree for a couple more hours and the only reason they put up with it was because he’d pull up with some bomb rice

i need to know what the side quest was

[demoniccak-e]

ok something that has pmo’d me to the max is when in ff people are making haymitch very touch averse or like in a fic where there was like a moment where post war katniss was like having a depressive episode and bringing up haymitch to comfort her being retorted with “he’ll just yell at her or something” on the floor on my knees on GOD he would literally comfort her. LET ME HEAR A “hey sweetheart, let me tell you a story about a dove” OR SOMETHING BRUH LIKE GIVE HIM A LITTLE CREDJT brother he might not know what to say in that moment but he would know what to do. he’d sit with her, and he’d hum a song he was damn near sure burdock would’ve taught her to get a little something but he wouldn’t yell or ignore it

[asimplepotato]

someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit

[demoniccak-e]

"peeta is useless"

so ur saying that you can't recognize how rare it is to have someone as pure and kind and genuinely flirtatious not a im gonna aim a gun at you and say vague threats bad romance novel but actual school boy and school girl where the boy says smart silly things instead of sexual comments especially in a world where survival is the most important thing and most never allowed themselves to be that kind?

ok. </3

[12doomed]

heart 4 brains

[n0atmilk]

House’s head

[luneartt]

they are cosmically intertwined and they hate each other for it

[peablossom-draws]

Captain Ghafa

I like to imagine she’s slashing the hell out of some deserving slaver.

[lycheepoo]

haymitch and effie as hades and persephone

[smallpapers]

came to find myself, but found my father instead