fresh oats

your local transgender clown hannah, she/her

[asimplepotato]

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[asimplepotato]

at the club trying to cut loose but all I’m thinking about is flintstones car

[asimplepotato]

all these people dancing, using their feet. If only we could harness this energy….

[asimplepotato]

they figured this out thousands of years ago

[asimplepotato]

but the vibe is infectious, everyone moving and grooving, wish the club was on wheels and had holes for our feet so we could locomote around town while feeling the joys of earthly pleasures

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[lezuzu]

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[eggfoto]

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[danwithouttheplan]

*sees a 3-6 digit number in the wild* is that an autogenerated two factor authorization code?

[dogpuppy]

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[vinnamah]

[kippwire]

my lesbian clown girls

[asimplepotato]

my uber driver five seconds after saying he knows an amazing digital shortcut

[radawaycunt]

I think being pinned onto the clothesline and fluttering in the afternoon breeze while I sun dry would cure me actually

[machinot]

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl

[asimplepotato]

I’m at the allergist and it looks like I’m allergic to allergyberry