Hello! Demonlorddiva here! I’ve always had ideas for fanfics about obey me that I came up in my brain and thought, why not bring them to life? And here ya go!
Lucifer only had to tell Leviathan to put his phone away twice and Beelzebub hadn't been caught stealing food off anybody's plate. Belphegor and Satan were discussing research instead of causing headaches.
You were familiar with 90% of what was on your plate. The other 10% you had learned to just try. At least two bites. Devildom food was weird and looked unappetizing but could be surprisingly delicious, and this pink bulbous tentacle-like thing was no scarier than the quetzalcoatl brain sandwich Belphegor packed for lunch.
You mixed it into your pasta and put a forkful in your mouth. It wasn't bad. Spicy, very spicy, but kind of savory and salty. You tried another forkful. Could use sauce.
"Beel, pass that black nightshade sauce, please?" you asked.
He grunted in affirmation, his mouth too full of food to say much else as he reached for the bottle in the middle of the table. Asmodeus screamed.
You dropped your fork in surprise as all of the brothers looked up. Some were annoyed, some were startled. The eldest in particular looked exhausted. Yet all of those expressions equally turned to alarm.
Leviathan stared at you, slack-jawed. "Uhh..."
Before you could ask what the big deal was, Satan exclaimed, "Your face!"
"What happened!?" Asmodeus demanded. He thew his silverware down and marched over to you, grabbing your face in his hands. It was starting to feel a little tingly.
This served as a catalyst for all the brothers to crowd around you. Mammon practically jumped across the table, knocking Satan's glass over. The latter's wrath was held at bay by concern as he began taking note of your symptoms. Beelzebub yanked your chair away from the table, rattling you even further and creating more room for Belphegor and Lucifer to get in your personal space.
"Is it a curse?" Belphegor asked, taking hold of your hand and prodding your palm. Your hand seemed fine.
"I don't sense any hostile magic," Lucifer responded, tilting your chin up.
Satan was on the right track when he theorized, "Could it be a reaction to something?"
"Water! Water!" Leviathan cried as he stole every glass that was still standing and placed them in front of you. Some were filled with wine.
Asmodeus held your head in a strange grip as he caressed your hair and lamented, "You poor thing! Asmo's here, it'll all be okay!"
"Don't be touchin' my human all intimately," Mammon growled. "I'll figure out what's wrong!"
"What is going on!?" you shouted. Their reactions were really freaking you out, it was never good when all seven were fussing over you.
"Your face's purple!" Mammon explained, dabbing your cheek with a napkin he licked the corner of. Nothing rubbed off.
"What?"
"Well, not all of it. Mostly your mouth," Beelzebub clarified, pointing towards his own face to demonstrate that you were purple from your nose to your neck.
"It's spreading," Belphegor observed. He didn't mean to cause panic but it made Mammon, Leviathan, and Asmodeus fuss even more.
"Do you have any allergies we're not aware of?" Satan asked, staring at your partially eaten dinner.
"Not to any of this," you said, "but it is my first time having that spicy pink stuff."
It was hard to remain calm and not visibly shake. Your tongue felt a little swollen, and you think they noticed you slur the last word. Asmodeus ruffled your hair some more and Belphegor tightened his grip on your hand.
"Spicy?" Lucifer raised an eyebrow.
Beelzebub checked that your plate had the same contents as his and asked, "Pink... Do you mean the nautilus tentacles?"
"Ew," you muttered. That's what that was?
"That ain't spicy. At all," Mammon stated. He even grabbed a piece off your plate and threw it in his mouth to make sure you were eating the same thing.
"I cooked it properly, too!" Leviathan insisted. He ushered you to take a sip of water as he continued, "I used the meat thermometer and everything since you didn't like the newt we had last week. Said it looked too raw. There should be nothing toxic about this."
"Humans frequently eat shelled fish across different cultures," Satan noted, proving it ought to be safe.
"So it was just spicy to you," Belphegor reiterated. "That's not good."
Beelzebub asked, "Can you spit it out?"
He looked about ready to do the Heimlich on you. It was a concerning sight and made you lean away from him as you shook your head. Your lips felt like tiny balloons. The swelling became more obvious when you said, "I shwallowed it."
Lucifer was already on the phone figuring out a solution. The others began reassuring you that "It's fine!"
"The Great Mammon's gonna take good care of ya, don't you worry!"
"It will all be okay."
"Hey, I think it's already starting to go away!"
"You look good in purple."
"Belphie, that's not helping!"
Leviathan made you drink another two half-filled cups, one of which contained demonus instead of water, before Lucifer elbowed his brothers aside and wrapped his coat around you. He was off the phone.
"The castle is too far, so we're heading to Purgatory Hall," he announced. "Get ready to leave. Simeon and Solomon are waiting for us."
Not adding Luke for OBVIOUS reasons he would just give you cake and sweets if you asked.
Tw:periods and blood
Ofc imma keep this a gn as I can! Starting with Solomon cause I had the best idea from him
Solomon
You decided even though you were in pain to come to school anyways
So here you are, on your lunch break with your head on the lunch table cause your cramps are KILLING you
Don’t think that the sorcerer doesn’t see his little apprentice in pain
He comes in casually, sliding into the seat next to you, teasing you about possibly staying up too late
But when you don’t respond or tell him to leave you be, he gets a bit more serious
It takes you a bit to actually tell him what’s going on, but when you do he completely understands
Demons don’t get a menstrual cycle, so he’s the only one who understands in the slightest what’s happening (very little)(he’s trying his best pls let him help)
You may not want to leave school on account of your pride, but he’s already messaged Barbatos saying that your not feeling well and you need to lay down
If you can’t walk he will carry you (I headcannon piggyback style) to his room
His room is the perfect place you can relax and he can keep an eye on you
Will def have some human medicine or potions to help with the pain
After that night he is the go to man when people are wondering what’s wrong with you
Explains to the brothers that it’s not only pain, it’s emotional changes and a whole lot of other things
Tracks your cycle (true and real)
He just want to know when he can help!! (And when he can wisk you away from the others)
Barbatos
I feel like when you get to the devildom diavolo and barb ask you to message them with anything you might need so your comfortable with your stay here
And you ran out of everything you might need, and in a desperate attempt you message Barbatos to get tampons and pads for yourself
And what do you know? Later that day suddenly all the supplies you need are in your room, with a message from him
“Let me know of anything else you may need to ease your comfort”
Once he gets to know you better his ability to know the difference in your demeanor gets better and better
Knows when you are on your cycle (his time travel abilities) and tracks your cycle (I don’t make the rules)
He seems nicer. urging you to go home early when your stressed out, giving you pain medicine before the pain hits, anything to make you feel better
If you need him just text him, he’s here for you!
Simeon
He’s very keen on your emotions. Even the slightest shift he’s aware
So when your in pain at lunch, tray pushed up and head on the table, you bet he notices
A soft touch to your head is what alerts you to his presence, he sits down at the table next to you
“Are you in pain darling? Can you tell me about it?”
Knowing Simeon, he knows what your going through if you explain it to him
He asks if you have taken any medicine, how strong the pain is, what you normally that helps
And he’s quiet and soft when he speaks with you, rubbing your back
When he’s finished, he clumsily sends a message to Lucifer, letting him know he would be escorting you from rad as you weren’t feeling well
He knows the brothers will cause a ruckus when you arrive, so he elects to take you to purgatory hall where you can relax
You spend the rest of the day drinking tea, waiting for the pain meds to kick in, maybe napping.
but it’s quiet, peaceful, and he’s always there for you
Even when it’s time to walk you home, he’s always there
Diavolo
If Diavolo sees you're in pain he's internally panicking
Does he need to take you to a human world hospital? He can't have his exchange student dying on his watch!
Once you explain to him the situation he's horrified about what you have to go through every month.. and kind of intrigued?
He has a LOT of questions, some (a lot) are very personal and kind of embarrassing. But he really is just trying to help and understand!
Pads, tampons, cups, birth control. And in the human world you have to pay for this stuff just because of how you were born? Ridiculous!
He will see to it that you will not have to pay for such things, or have to worry about classes when you are in pain.
He even offers you to take the week off you are on your period, to which you kindly decline. But knowing you can relax when you need to gives you peace of mind you didn't know you needed
He makes sure certain bathrooms at RAD and the castle are stocked with supplies you need
If you are in a relationship he definitely tracks your period, he just wants to be aware when your in pain (and when to avoid large tasks)
Also so he can invite you to the castle for tea, where you can have as many sweets as your heart desires
I am into female crime lately (not practicing) and Satan being a beautiful blond girl representing rage and wrath just sounds right to me (do not romanticize any murderers please)
It was kinda difficult to make him look like an actual female character, not just Satan with long hair but I think it looks pretty good
Me coming to my blog with cute headcannons while the obey me fandom is on fire
Don’t bring that ish here it’s CRAZY on TikTok and twitter rn
Also ppl can ship who they want?? (As long as your not NASTY) but if you like Lucifer and Diavolo or dia and Belphie that’s literally so okay and your aloud to do that??
Btw I’m working on a couple fanfics (my first ones yay!!) and should have them done soon so stay tuned!!
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