Hello! Demonlorddiva here! I’ve always had ideas for fanfics about obey me that I came up in my brain and thought, why not bring them to life? And here ya go!
You know what I could be doing? Working on the fics I have. What am I doing? Writing headcanons about the first thing that pops In my head.
Lucifer
OBVI great choice
Looks great, Great at conversation, polite, all the works
Complains you didn't bring a jacket (gives you his coat)
Would slow dance with you but if the beat picks up would NOT hang around
Make him do the cha cha slide (funny)
Mammon
I feel like the typical answer is "omg he'd steal the wedding gifts blah blah blah"
Hear me out though, you picked HIM to be there, around friends and possibly family. He's gotta make the best impression!
So you know he's on theme, slightly matching with you of course
And he's charming, and polite, and is making the entire crowd laugh
Down to dance, even when you're worn out you'll just have to sit while he breaks it down
Satan
Another great choice of course! Very much a gentleman.
He's caught up enough on human culture to have very intelligent conversations with every person he speaks to
Of course he wants to slow dance, but when the beats drops? Yeah he'll dance, kinda awkwardly, but he will! Its honestly so cute
Definitely the type of guy to hold your purse/items and carry you back to the car cause your feet hurt
Levi
Y'all are risky for this one but I see where your coming from
if he is around the right people (anime fans) you can really set this boy up for success
Even if not this boy although a little shy is polite and kind when they come up to talk to you but you'll have to lead the conversation a bit
Will slow dance but you only get one fast song before he wants to leave
Asmo
MY NUMBER ONE PICK
First of all, he will make sure you look SO HOT in the perfect on theme appropriate outfits
Also, if you have social anxiety (like me) you do not even have to try. He carries the conversation like its no big deal
How tf does he know the cotton eyed jo dance???
Just make sure he doesn't get too friendly with the married couple lmao
Beel
Does he have the biggest plates at the buffet line? I mean duh. But you don't see him as insatiable as usual. Is he not feeling well?
"Don't worry, I'm fine. I'm having a good time getting to know your human world friends" he says with that oh so sweet smile
Beels not the biggest talker, but he does converse with people at the table. And has a fun time dancing!
"Can we get food after this?"
Belphegor
Bringing the sleepy boy to the wedding huh? Okay lets see how he does
I feel like the brothers would give him a hard time telling him to not fall asleep during the ceremony and reception, with mammon placing bets to see how long he will last before he passed out. It gives belphie the motivation to prove them all wrong!
And he's sweet, and dances with you, and smiles and laughs, and you're legitimately having an amazing time!
In Belphegor's mind, he's reeling. He's already chugged 5 cups of coffee before getting here and by the reception he wanted was to lay down and rest. But seeing you so happy, smiling, it really makes it worth it
You're carrying him home tho that boy passes out right after LMAO
This post got deleted when I just started it (kill me) sorry for my unc status on my references I'm so far behind in seasons
Lucifer
Stands in the room but "definitely isn't watching"
"you know reality TV isn't real right??
Complains to change the channel but gives his opinion on all the outfits
Will ask when the next episode is and conveniently be in the room when it airs
Favorite drag queen: Rupaul
Mammon
"I love drag racing!! Wait.. where are the cars?"
Takes him a minute but he thinks the queens are funny
Becomes an AVID watcher and cheers like he's watching football during the lipsyncs
Favorite drag queen: Miss Vanji
Levi
Will watch if you make him (he makes you watch every anime its only fair)
His favorite parts are the runways and sewing challanges
Will tell you in detail what he would do for said challenge/runway in great detail (me too bro)
Favorite drag queen: kim chi
Satan
Same as Lucifer thinks all reality TV is fake
Is reading a book when he drops it when the queens start yelling at each other
Favorite part is untucked
Favorite drag queen: Aja
Asmo
RIDE OR DIE DAY ONE
Watches untucked and the recap shows after
Loves everything, the fashion, the drama, the comedy, everything
Wants to be on the show and has a snatch game character picked out
Favorite drag queen: raja
Beel
If you bribe him with snacks he will be there
But he genuinely gets emotional when the queens start talking about their backstory
And he laughs a lot during comedy challenges!
Favorite drag queen: trixie mattel
Belphie
At first he's there to make fun of the show but we know how that goesss
But when the queens start yelling? He's sat
"she shouldn't even be talking when those shoes don't match that dress" Bro what do you know about fashion?? (He's got the spirit)
Favorite drag queen: gottmik
In the end y'all would all be watching every episode like it's Friday night football and its all a good time (trust me I lived in a house of boys I know)
How do we feel about the queen's choice? I think lucifer would also love bianca del rio but let me know!!
All the brothers and Mc all have their own bathrooms connected to their rooms, but the some have to use the guest bathroom because Mammon broke his sink but insists he knows how to fix it (he fucks it up worse but won't let anyone else touch it to prove he is competent) Satan filled his with books, Beel keeps eating the skin and Belphegor turns their tub into a pillow fort.
Lucifer technically has a level of legal custody over his brothers allowing him to more easily cover for them as a legal guardian even if they are adults, he occasionally threatens to hand custody to Barbatos if he's been worked into the ground which happens at least once a week.
Asmo got mad Lucifer looked hot with a beard after Beel ate his shaving cream (it's not Beel's fault it looks like whipped cream).
Mammon's luck does rub off on his brothers the way it does to Mc. Satan won the lottery six times in a row and then fell down the stairs.
Beel is very good at looking upset when he gets pranked because then Mammon will but him a lot of food.
Lucifer has never kicked his brothers out of the house, but Leviathan will dramatically act like he was whenever Lucifer makes him touch grass.
Asmo cried over an ex in front of Levi and Leviathan's response was the most awkward hug ever and an offer to dox whoever it was.
Satan threatens to leave and take Mc with him at least twice a week, Mammon jumps him every time because Mc has been kidnapped enough and if anyone was gonna take them away it will be him.
Mammon lets Beel hug him as hard as he likes and hides how all his ribs are broken, all of them, Lucifer will heal him he always does.
Satan, reluctantly, brings Lucifer water when Lucifer is in his office.
Lucifer threw Belphegor through a window because Belphe asked if Diavolo could lay on his stomach normally, and then Mammon and Asmo got thrown for asking Lucifer how he got a big tiddy sugar daddy so they could get one.
Asmo has literal skeletons in his closet that the brothers ignore, except Leviathan who decided to name them all while the internet was out.
Belphegor puts his laundry in with Leviathan's and Lucifer's since they use the nice fabric softener, technically Asmo does too but Belphegor knows he's not getting anywhere near Asmo's clothes without permission.
Beelzebub and Belphegor like using magic to swap colours from time to time just to trip up Mammon, who starts saying both their names at once. Beelphegor? Belphebub?
This post got deleted when I just started it (kill me) sorry for my unc status on my references I'm so far behind in seasons
Lucifer
Stands in the room but "definitely isn't watching"
"you know reality TV isn't real right??
Complains to change the channel but gives his opinion on all the outfits
Will ask when the next episode is and conveniently be in the room when it airs
Favorite drag queen: Rupaul
Mammon
"I love drag racing!! Wait.. where are the cars?"
Takes him a minute but he thinks the queens are funny
Becomes an AVID watcher and cheers like he's watching football during the lipsyncs
Favorite drag queen: Miss Vanji
Levi
Will watch if you make him (he makes you watch every anime its only fair)
His favorite parts are the runways and sewing challanges
Will tell you in detail what he would do for said challenge/runway in great detail (me too bro)
Favorite drag queen: kim chi
Satan
Same as Lucifer thinks all reality TV is fake
Is reading a book when he drops it when the queens start yelling at each other
Favorite part is untucked
Favorite drag queen: Aja
Asmo
RIDE OR DIE DAY ONE
Watches untucked and the recap shows after
Loves everything, the fashion, the drama, the comedy, everything
Wants to be on the show and has a snatch game character picked out
Favorite drag queen: raja
Beel
If you bribe him with snacks he will be there
But he genuinely gets emotional when the queens start talking about their backstory
And he laughs a lot during comedy challenges!
Favorite drag queen: trixie mattel
Belphie
At first he's there to make fun of the show but we know how that goesss
But when the queens start yelling? He's sat
"she shouldn't even be talking when those shoes don't match that dress" Bro what do you know about fashion?? (He's got the spirit)
Favorite drag queen: gottmik
In the end y'all would all be watching every episode like it's Friday night football and its all a good time (trust me I lived in a house of boys I know)
How do we feel about the queen's choice? I think lucifer would also love bianca del rio but let me know!!
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