Ask Demotivated Pinkie

Hiya Tumblr! My name's Pinkie Pie! So, uh...yeah...send asks and funnies! 83 Oh! I also have a Mod Blog up, too. http://askdemotivatedmod.tumblr.com/ ((Disclamer: MLP and any other things I reference are owned by the people who own them, not me. So please don't burn my house down with lemons.))

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Hibernation.

Mod: I AM NOT DEAD! ...but I think a lot of you already know what I'm gonna be saying, so I'll make it brief. Basically, I'm starting to lose inspiration for Pinkie's blog. At first, it was a way for me to entertain by injecting myself into Pinkie's character. But as the blog grew, and the show and daily life progressed, Pinkie sorta started to overtake myself. I've been having to 'play' Pinkie, when I've been wanting to be me. I've not been able to do what I started this blog to do, which is interact as myself. NO I AM NOT CLOSING PINKIE DOWN. ...basically, I'm pulling a Luna After Dark on this blog, where I take some time away from it, but then when I get some inspiration back, it'll revive itself. Until then, consider Pinkie as "In hibernation". If you wanna see where I'll be moving my activity to, check here: http://atlas-the-worldbuilder.tumblr.com/ Modpony, or 'Atlas' now has his own blog. And from here, I'll be continuing movie reviews, sciencey things, worldbuilding, riddle-making, and other such silliness. So if you still wanna see stuff I'm making, Atlas will be where a lot of the fun stuff will be. Pinkie will return...she just needs a bit of a break. :)

[askdemotivatedmod]

I wanna see Krampus meets The Grinch who Stole Christmas.

[speculative-evolution]

Can you speculate on what would have happened if the swimming trilobites hadn't gone extinct during the Ordovician and held their own against the rise of fish?

I am too unfamiliar with trilobites to do so, apologies.

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Pinkie: I have a couple good ideas, mainly with them fulfilling the roles of crabs and lobsters. Cuz really, those two groups seem to have taken up the mantle held previously by the trilobites, so we'd probably have trilobite-crawfish instead of cooked lobster.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Which side does a cyclops wing it’s eyeliner?

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Pinkie: It doesn't matter, really. Nobody's gonna criticize them. ;)

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m 50% centaur

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Pinkie: Technically, we're all 50% Centaur.

[askdemotivatedmod]

So I was supposed to go to the library this weekend, cuz I’m trying to look for inspiration. Sunday, mum talked me out of visiting, and said I should try Monday. Well, here’s Monday, and there’s severe thunderstorms out, keeping me from going out.

…yeah…

GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Actually, it does. The Olfactory Bulb has directly connected sensory fibers to the nose. It is the only sensory organ that is connected to the brain without any intermediate cells. That is why the skull is so thin, just above the nose, to accommodate these very short extensions of brain cells.

Pinkie: Ok, then here's a puzzle for ya.So the reason mints taste cold is because of a protein that is in mint. It reacts with the taste buds on our tongues to make them THINK that they're cold, when they're really not. SO, if that happens when you TASTE mint, why does mint SMELL cold? Does the same thing happen to your nose, or is it something else?

[platypus-in-a-bottle-deactivate]

Pinkie: Why is it called a nose if it doesn't know anything?

Maybe because it nose when something smells gud ^-^

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Pinkie: I'd agree snIFf the nose had a brain...but does it, though? :?

[ask-past-fluttershy]

ANIMATING IS SO FLIPPING HARD!

I’m trying to finish the last animate picture for the 400 Follower thingy (which was a month or two ago), and i’m having so much trouble trying to do sh*t! 

So the third profile is going to @demotivatedpinkiepie. Just thought i say that.Hopefully i get it done soon.

Here are the links to previous gifs (Along with the blogs that you should totally follow.):

@askroninapplejack :http://ask-past-fluttershy.tumblr.com/post/130421635187/apf-400-followers-special-preview-so-like-i

@ember-spark/ @salnalus : http://ask-past-fluttershy.tumblr.com/post/130881650294/apf-400-followers-special-2-heres-the-next

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Pinkie: Wait, wha? Whosies on the whatsit now?

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Well, Pinkie. You see, nobles in the past used to try and separate themselves from the common folk, and one of the ways was to proclaim how their blood was 'blue', indicating their high status. Later, the saying just stuck to indicate a noble in general. Their, and Blueblood's, well, blood isn't actually blue.

Pinkie: Aaah, bloody blue bloo. I get you noo. Thanks for un-confizzling me, Firey Twiley! *hugguws*

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

no, you are not blue blood because you are not nobile, who have noble as blue blood is blood of noble. because noble create blue blood in Middle Ages. but blue blood is sort of secret club for all nobles. you never trush who have blue blood like corrupt noble because exist dark story of blue blood as you never like story dark. blue blood club is sort of dangerous.

Pinkie: Bloo bloo! Babloo bubbabloo!Boola boola bloobles? Much blue bloo. Very bubble. Bloopers!

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

a blue blood is not alien, but blue blood is to use the word because noble blue blood are sort of nobility but as I say this blue blood is not alien, but the blue blood of the nobility was born in the Middle Ages. but I can not explain everything because blue blood is little known in the history of the nobility. but blue blood is part of good and evil, it is hard to explain. but as I say this blue blood is great nobility. also Blue blood is not pony, but ponies have blue blood like this.

Pinkie: I…uh…bloo? And…bloods? Bubbles?I’m bumble blooded? Bloo! Ba blue blabloo!

Who am?

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Pinkie: What color is Blueblood's blood? If he actually has blue blood, does that make him an alien?

[salnalus]

Pinkie: LIIIIEEEEEEEK!!!!!

@pinkamena-the-serial-liker, you may have some competition.

[reblog-mod]

Dang Demotivated! 

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Pinkie: LIEK.

[platypus-in-a-bottle-deactivate]

who wants to do A FRIENDSHIP with me

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Pinkie: Me! Me! Ooh, Ooh, pick me! Pick me!

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Oh! The knock knock joke

Pinkie: Who's there? :3

[askgargle]

Why! It’s a pink egg in a bowler hat and all her young charges!

I see a flower, and an alien?, and a superhero, and a pirate! And what a handsome tooth prince *wink wink*

C'mon kiddos, choose anything you like

(I’ll come get him when they tear down the party, Pinkie. Thanks for watching the kids)

[demotivatedpinkiepie]

Pinkie: Dangit! I was hoping to tell you a knock-knock joke. XP But thanks for the candies anyways! ^w^