This idea came to me in a dream, and I had to recreate it.
I hope you all see the same vision I did.

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
occasionally subtle
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Kiana Khansmith
NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap

izzy's playlists!
noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

blake kathryn

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Three Goblin Art

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This idea came to me in a dream, and I had to recreate it.
I hope you all see the same vision I did.
1001 Dalmations
Incredible faces OP, love how loose the lines are and the expressions/profiles are brilliant
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NO BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND
It was uncommon for knights in the middle ages to ride horses. Rather, imported Rhinoceroses and Hippopotamae were more capable of withstanding battles. The image of a knight on a horse comes from Don Quixote, whose steed was intended as a play on his feeble nature.
"Hippopotamus" directly translates to "Water Horse", so I can only assume "Rhinoceros" translates to "Land Horse" in this context.
(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ
One more for the collection. Book is Stars at Last by Jessica Jocelyn
Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.
Happy pride.
This is actually super cool from a media preservation stand point!!
i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"
so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit
okay so ummmmm. its real
pulled a random Rare cricket county championship that regularly beats the shit out of max-rarity articles this website rules
this terrible distant blurry shot of two pigeons is one of my favourite photos out of any pic I’ve ever taken I think
you understand me
Why he light skinned?
Because Martin Luther was white and German.
did…
did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg
I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King
I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.
At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake
but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine
Protestants be shoppin
Trainwreck of a post
Do we get Tumblr Heritage Post on this one?
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
And the post of the year goes to.....
YOU
here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever
I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.
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not a single healthy kidney in ponyville
(a sequel to this post)
Wait, where's Rainbow Dash?
I'm glad you asked.
You see, back when Rainbow Dash was a child, she crash-landed in the African rainforest and was knocked unconscious. She awoke several days later to discover she'd been adopted by a family group of chimpanzees. These chimps cared for her and raised her as one of their own. It was all Rainbow Dash could do from becoming a chimp herself; she even started seeing them as family members.
After a while, she was found and reintegrated into pony society, which brings us back to today. While all this was going on, Rainbow Dash was at the Ponyville shopping mall. There, she encountered a being who was the spitting image of her chimpanzee uncle; this prompted a strong emotional response, as she tearfully raced over to reunite with a long-lost relation. Unfortunately, the "chimp" pulled off its head and revealed itself to be simply another pony in a chimpanzee costume.
So yeah, Rainbow Dash was dealing with that. Weird, right?
Well those are allllmost done
question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway
There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage
question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths
They're actually a really dark purple
question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage
Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em
question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths
The heart wants what the heart wants
this reads like a muppet sketch
see? See!??!
You're not wrong
This post is less than six months old.
Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.
im 100% convinced if movie studios just had theatrical rereleases of animated classics that they marketed as hard as the live action remakes, they'd make a lot more money on them
My philosophy is this: if you're going to remake a movie, then you should make something that A) doesn't invalidate the original, and B) is good to watch in its own right.
Some examples of good remakes that I enjoyed:
• Dune (2021)
• Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Animated Series)
• Planet of the Apes (2011, 2014, 2017)
All these reboots/remakes respect the source material & original versions, while telling new and engaging stories in their own right. And I know there are others who enjoy these just as much as I do.
So clearly, having remakes isn't the problem. But then what is? Why are so many live-action remakes so reviled, when others are not?
I think the ultimate problem is these studios are running out of ideas for how to keep these old IP's "active", so instead of trying to build off them, they just try to re-tell the same story but with better visuals. The problem with that is, most of these stories are already so powerful and complete on their own, that any attempt at trying to re-tell that story just creates a watered-down version at best, and an edgy & soulless copy at worst.
Then again, I could be wrong... remember all those direct-to-DVD Disney sequels? And remember how hit/miss they were? Maybe the problem is bigger than I give it credit...
I started listening to the cree radio station because its the only one left in my range that doesnt play alberta separatist ads now and those make me see red like some sort of bull, which is not safe while im behind the wheel of a vehicle going 110
Why haven't they told me about the cree all-purpose radio station sooner. They play everything from the 50s to today. Half of their ads and one of their shows is in cree which I do not speak a lick of but thats fine, they play banger music. They give me local news updates that arent dripping with UCP cocksucking. They tell me about things that affect a demographic I otherwise hear very little about by virtue of being a white guy in alberta.
We are holding hands. We are learning about other cultures. We are listening to 60s rock and roll and then an elder will tell us stories about his youth. I am enamored. I am in love.
Lots of people in the notes have asked me to drop the radio station im talking about here. If youre in the Edmonton area the frequency is 89.3, and when we went on a trip recently we got pretty reliable signal all the way to Ponoka. If youre outside of it or international you can get the live broadcast at ravenradio.ca
They also have a retro hour at noon every day and do language lessons for allies
Playing a little bit of everything from the 50's to Today! Alberta's Best Rock
for easy access
Yuuuuuugiiiiiiii
Shadow blend
G-Grandpa?
check out my oomfs theyre two apples tall and they were born five seconds ago
If you like mineralogy, silly anime girls, and beautiful animation & artistry? Please watch Ruri Rocks. It's beautiful, sweet, and charming to a fault.
I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times
Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”
Reginald: *meows in distress*
Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”
♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪
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