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my shrine to the Pittsburgh Penguins (and other assorted favorites) || sideblog of @onestormynight

[joss-the-boss]

lore accurate geno extension

[whirlpool-blogs]

I am three minutes into this oilers locker room tour and they are showing me their auto sensor urinals that light up to indicate how hydrated you are or aren’t x

[oflights]

yeah

[patrocles]

[joss-the-boss]

my two gay dads celebrating the wedding they had the day same-sex marriage was legalized simply so that they could have a real courthouse blowout divorce

[canesbian]

consistently the funniest quote in the league

[happydivorce]

v beloved genre of claude giroux interview

[patrocles]

[frasermittens]

happy pride month

[pwhl-mybeloved]

how it feels having the victoire parade today

[bucephalaclangula]

Sidney going to team Slovakia to clarify that he was calling the REFS fucking terrible and not them is the funniest news out of worlds. Very important to him that his insults make it to the intended recipients

[twominutesforembellishment]

A Tale of Kindy the Penguin

[punksalmons]

the thing about sidgeno is that it's the quintessential love story where somehow the laws of geography, international law, language and sports management all individualy and simultaneously worked together to make sure two people could meet and become fundamental parts of each other's lives. the thing about sidnate is that nathan mackinnon is living a kind of psychosexual horror drama previously unknown to mankind.

[punksalmons]

the thing about sidclaude is that sidney crosby and claude giroux tried to kill each other for real.

[queerasbuck]

Man Of All Time signing his contract and being kinda mean to me in the caption <3 #MYGENOMACHINO

[sunshine-gumdrop]

20 years of "I hate you" turning into "I know you too well"

they one step away from ‘text me when you get home’ energy

[subaklava-deactivated20260721]

having fun w/my 20 y.o situationship rivalry

[moon-honey-31]

ok i'm kind of crying about the idea of this maybe being ovi's last home game but also... it's so fucking funny that ovi was like "don't you dare handshake line me. absolutely not. get the fuck out of here. go on, git! shoo!!"